Monday, 27 December 2021

Patreon Stories - November

Discussion: Four Ranma Threads + HHL DxD

Thread Voting: Open Until 2nd January

Story: Kimagure Hentai Road

Story: Data Corruption

Story: Magical Girl Conspiracy

This is a shorter update than I'd intended due to not quite having the time to write out more. Next time this one wins, I'll do the rest of the girls.

Story: BBW Rosario + Vampire

Story: Real World Sailor Moon

Monday, 29 November 2021

Discussion: UY Authority Badge, Akane Kun's New Day, Fantasy Seduction Conquest

Thread Voting: Open Until 5th December

 As a reminder, as the end of the year is approaching: For two weeks I'll do a double update! Those will be on the weeks of the 19th and 26th of December this year. For those who are new, (if any exist) I'll go in the following order: Top vote points, then top priority, then second vote points, then second priority. At each successive stage I ignore any previous winners when figuring out what to do.

Story: Curvy Rei

Story: Genma the MILF

Story: UY Sexy Secret Santa

Monday, 22 November 2021

Discussion: Curvy Rei, Sexy Secret Santa UY, Genma the MILF

 My goodness what an eclectic group of threads.

Firstly, I wanted to make you aware in case you weren't already - I'm using my Patreon to fund comic pages, as well as putting a few extra stories up there. If you want to see those pages early or check out those new stories (including a Fate Level Upper tale that I haven't posted on the blog yet, the first two chapters are there right now!) check it out, there's a link up top to it. The more cash that Patreon brings in the more of those comics pages I can commission!

Plug over, on with the stories!

Thread Voting: Open Until 28th November

Thursday, 4 November 2021

Patreon Stories: September

 By the way, I've started to do a bunch more writing that's going up on my patreon early. This is just a small taste of what I'm putting up early.

I'm also putting up commissions onto my patreon a month earlier than they're going onto my Deviantart page. 

If you like those comics and want to see more of them, please consider joining my patreon as I'm using funds that go into it only for the purpose of purchasing those commissions. The more money brought in, the quicker I can commission new comics!

Monday, 25 October 2021

Discussion: It's Fate, Haruhi Titnosis, UY Splitter, Akane's Quest

By the way, I should probably mention this now... I tend to do my writing throughout the week now, which means that if you want to make a suggestion I really recommend doing it as soon as possible in the week.

 

Vote Open Until 31st October

Story: Mercury Tendo

Story: Akane's Gift

Story: Love Hina WP

Story: Cocknosis Geass

Story: Cocknosis Raildex

Story: Britannian Breeding

Monday, 13 September 2021

Editors Wanted

 Hello everyone! As I mentioned a few weeks back, I'm considering posting a couple of threads to other sites, like AO3. Three threads are likely to get the nod so far, and I have set up a Gdocs for two of them currently for the purposes of editing.

Discussion: Dogi of Delights + Cocknosis Geass

Sorry for the delay on Akane + Shampoo and JAV Kasumi, I was made aware that another writer wanted to write an episode for both of those - but he wound up being a bit too busy this week to get them finished. Not that I would have had much time for them this week either...

Will get them done ASAP.

Voting: Open Until 19th September

Monday, 30 August 2021

Discussion: 7 Threads

Hi guys. I've been considering loading some of my threads onto sites other than the addventure - but I was wondering which threads you think would be good to put elsewhere, and if anyone would like to help me edit them?

I was considering A Guy's Pride and Joy and Succumilf to start with, your thoughts?

Thread Voting: Open Until 12th September

Monday, 23 August 2021

Discussion: Drive, Creeping Perversion, Negima C+S, Cocknosis Sans Geass

Thread Voting: Open Until 29th August

As a reminder, I'm going on holiday the week starting the 30th. As such, I'm going to double up this week's winner. If you have a weekly patreon vote, go ahead and use two of them this week. Whatever wins from this upcoming week will be posted on the 12th. 

Monday, 9 August 2021

Discussion: Pride and Joy, Magical Girl Conspiracy, Cursed Joketsuzoku, DxD Cocknosis

Yes, yes, I haven't done FGI Akane yet. I got hit by a really bad bit of writer's block for that one - and by the time I was getting over it, I got hit by a summer cold that knocked me out for a couple of days. I'll try to get it done this week or next.

In the meantime, this week's winners.


Thread Voting: Open Until 15th August

Story: Sailor Succubi

Story: Hentai Crystal

Story: Tunnel of Lust Love

Story: One Foxy Dame

Story: Urusei Yatsura First Impressions

Monday, 19 July 2021

Discussion Thread: 5Threads

Phew, still a few but not quite as many this week. Here's what we've got!


Thread Voting: Open Until 25th July

Hi everyone, just thought I'd mention that I'll be taking a week off starting the 30th August. I wanted to let you guys know about it well in advance. I'll come back swinging with a double update either before or after that. 

 

Story: CG Britannian Breeding

Story: It's Fate

Story: Succumilf

Story: LS Shampoo

Story: Tunnel Of Lust Love

Tuesday, 6 July 2021

Monday, 5 July 2021

Discussion: 5 Threads

 I got all but Chilly Harem and Negima C+S done last week, and five new threads to do this week. I'll catch up on those two, but may not quite get all these done this week. I'll get them done eventually, and get caught up, but it does look like a month of many 50s.

Here are the threads, let me know what you want to see from them.

Thread Voting: Open Until 11th July

Story: UY Destiny Temps

Story: Pride and Joy

Story: Magical Christmas Cake Yumiko

Story: Quadranma

Story: Kyon the Slider

Story: Anime Bimbo Outbreak

Monday, 28 June 2021

Thread Voting: Open Until 4th July

Discussion: 8 Threads

 So... I doubt that I'll manage all eight threads this week. Most likely will carry a few over to next week... which also looks like it might have a few 50s in there. For that reason I'm going to open the floor to those that haven't hit 50 this week, but almost damned sure will next week.

 

Story: Drive

Story: Spring of Drowned Porn Star

Story: Hinako Tendo

Sunday, 20 June 2021

Discussion: Spring of Drowned Porn Star + Hinako Tendo + Drive

Hi everyone, I have to be up really, really early tomorrow morning. I know some of you haven't voted yet, so won't close off voting until I get the chance to sort things out. Still, I thought it would be a good idea to get the discussion rolling for at least one of the threads that is a shoe in to win.

The other two likely to win if nothing else changes are UY Destiny Temps and UY Authority Badge, so if you have suggestions for those feel free to put them in for now as well. They're just not as certain to win, as this one thread has definitely hit 50 points.

Edit: Turns out that they didn't, see the edit to the title and below.

Story: Spring of Drowned Porn Star

Story: Rosario + Succubus

Story: Akane Kun

Patreon Stories: May

By the way, I'd like to draw your attention to the Keijo image series I've been posting on Hypnohub.

To help fund more images in this series, I've decided to post any new commissioned images to my patreon at the start of each month. Any money I get from patreon will go towards images like this - and also encourages me to write stuff that you want to see.

 

Monday, 26 April 2021

Discussion Thread - Milly's Geass + Cocknosis DxD (Plus advance planning)

 Hi guys, FGI Akane will be a bit late this week, will get it done either this week - or maybe next. I have a few outstanding patreon threads to write up.

 

In the meantime, please discuss what you would like to see for these four threads. I'm holding off on writing them until the tail end of the week, so haven't put much thought into them yet.


Thread Voting: Open Until 2nd May

Story: Ryu Alone

Story: Pride and Joy

Sunday, 14 March 2021

February Patreon Stories

Discussion: 6 threads

Voting is now closed, the winners haven't changed.

Story: Genma the MILF

Story: LS Ryu

Story: Chilly Harem

Story: JAV Kasumi

Within the Tendo kitchen, a perfectly ordinary scene was playing out. Two housewives, standing side by side. Chopping vegetables, engaging in idle local gossip, one of them trying not to think about the fact that they had fucked the other's husband for a porn movie.

A porn movie that had been edited and was ready for distribution. After several less fun and exciting scenes involving things like “plot”, as thin as they were. Because that's how porn works, you see. Nobody watches them for the 'plot', no English major is writing an essay on the intricate themes and ideas of "Legend of Sexda: Cock to the Past". There's not someone nodding their head and appreciating the dry wit of "Sex on a Plane". They're here for the smut, goddammit, so get to the part with the nudity and the fucking already! On that basis, it only makes sense they don't put the effort in...

Anyway, Kasumi had gone off on that tangent internally because she was trying very, very hard to not think about it. She got on quite well with Nodoka. Heck, Nodoka was probably how people saw her in two decades hence.

It didn't help that Genma had said Nodoka already knew about his job on the side. That might be true. Probably was. It was probably hard to lie to her about where he got his income from. Nodoka was an astute woman. But it was quite something else if it was someone that Nodoka knew rather than a faceless coworker. How would she take it? No, that was the wrong way to think about it. The situation would turn awkward. Dreadfully, crushingly awkward. The tension in the air would be outright ludicrous, and it was definitely something Kasumi didn't want to deal with.

"Are you seeing anyone right now?" Nodoka asked out of nowhere in the middle of their conversation. Hah. How strange. It was almost as though she'd timed slicing through that carrot with the end of her sentence.

"Ah, no not at the moment," Kasumi replied. "Most men bore me, unless they're a little older. Why do you ask?"

As if she couldn't tell. That question was only ever asked when the intention was to set them up with someone they knew.  They were testing the water to see if it was safe. If that was the case then Kasumi already had her answer - no, not looking right now.

"Older, you say?" Nodoka asked. "How much older?" Still continuing to test the water.

"Perhaps five to ten years - but I'm really not looking at the moment."

"Ah," Nodoka sighed. "That's a shame. It looked like you were enjoying yourself in 'Wild Housewife Done Dirty'."

Kasumi froze up. Her eyes drifted across to the side of the room where an innocuous little bundle lay. That was the sword that Mrs Saotome carried around because her husband had made a stupid, dumb promise to her that he would raise their son to be a man among men on pain of seppuku.

Then about fifteen years later he gets that son cursed to fall into the spring of drowned girl and that promise suddenly becomes an even worse seeming idea than it already was.

Needless to say, but a woman who would carry around a sword in case they had to use it for their husband and son's ritualistic suicide is not the kind of person you want to find out knows you starred in a porno with their husband. Regardless of whether she knows about the job or not.

"I don't know what you're talking about..." Kasumi tried to play the fool, if only to buy for time. But Nodoka stepped closer.

"Quite talented for a rookie. You have the right look, the right facial expressions, and you seemed to enjoy it quite a bit," Nodoka said, putting down the knife and then reaching up to Kasumi's shoulder. She tried to brush it off, but the wife of a martial artist is a little bit faster than you'd think. "Your enjoyment is important as well, the audience tends to like that. Men like the idea that they can easily please women, it's part of the power fantasy - but there is still some room. For. Improvement."

That hand on Kasumi’s shoulder began slowly stroking her side, “I was quite surprised this morning when I got my copy of my dear husband’s latest video. Seeing such a sweet young woman like you taking on that kind of work? Oh it’s just… delightful.”

"D-Delightful?" Kasumi stammered out. Oh dear. Oh dear, now Nodoka was leaning her against the counter, coming in close with a wry smile on her face.

"Oh yes, delightful," Nodoka continued. "Would you like to learn a few things from someone with more experience?"

And then, as if the situation couldn't get any worse, Nabiki strolled into the kitchen. Nabiki. The girl who blackmailed people out of a matter of habit. How much of the conversation had she overheard? Oh dear! Her stress levels couldn't possibly be healthy!

"What do you think, Nabiki?" Nodoka asked. "I'm offering Kasumi the chance to learn from a more experienced woman."

"Sounds like a good idea to me," Nabiki answered, grabbing a glass and filling it with water. "I'm sure that big sis will learn it quickly, whatever it is. Gotta go!"

Ah, based on the slightly distant 'nihao' Shampoo was probably paying them a visit, meaning that she was enacting yet another zany scheme to try and -

"You know, that Shampoo girl should give up on my son and join your career path, she'd make mint," Nodoka said. "Oh well, one can hardly blame her. My son is extremely manly, even when he's a girl." Then suddenly Nodoka's face was inches from hers. "Don't you think so, Kasumi?"

"I - I - " Kasumi stammered, feeling herself turning bright red.

"And of course, you're a little flat footed that Nabiki didn't even notice this pose we're in," Nodoka continued, somehow being even closer without direct contact. Her breath was tickling Kasumi's lips. "That's because we're surrounded by so much weirdness, something like this is practically normal. Why, earlier on I saw Akane training in the hall."

"That's not such a strange thing," Kasumi said.

"She was juggling bananas, and using them to slap a training dummy. Or my son, who was apparently enjoying himself. It must be an esoteric opponent, Genma always loved training to fight one of those. Would you like me to train you, now?"

"Ah, yes! How encouraging!" Soun said, walking by the kitchen. "My little girl is mostly self taught, to have her master her cooking from Genma's wife - ah! It fills my heart with joy!"

Her father was thinking of the wrong kind of cooking entirely. Wandering off while laughing, apparently happy to 'leave the women to it'. Oh. Oh dear! This was quite troublesome...

"If you're going to film with my husband, then you should know that he deserves the very best," Nodoka said. "No hesitation. No blushing virgin. I want you to rock his world with this young body of yours. No holding back, be the freak you were born to be."

"Oh? You never seem to give him much thought," Kasumi said. "You seem more interested in your son."

"Ah, but you don't see us at night," Nodoka said.

Nodoka stepped away, Kasumi let out a breath... and without hesitation kneeled before her new master. "Please, teach me everything you know!" she begged. Just from that... Just that approach was so inherently erotic, when all she'd done was lean in close to her! It was so subtle, yet so powerful. Nodoka truly was her twenty years in the future. A kinky woman... but with the experience to back it up.

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Meanwhile, Genma Saotome was in his panda form fending off his son who had gone cat because that blasted Chinese girl had transformed into her cursed form while hugging onto him, because Nabiki slipped on a banana peel that Akane had dropped during her juggling training. In the midst of this fearsome battle between father and son, he felt a distinctive chill going down his spine that told him that something both horrible and wonderful had just happened. He wondered a moment at what it might be that it might overshadow the danger of fighting cat-fist Ranma.

Probably the Master. It usually was.

  1. Nodoka begins Kasumi's training in secret
  2. Another member of the Ranma 1/2 cast stumbles on the video
  3. Kasumi meets up with her new coworkers
  4. Cue a wacky misunderstanding as yet another porn video winds up in Ranma's possession
  5. Something else

Story: Hentai Crystal

Story: Drive

Story: Negima Titnosis

Story: Aquafication

Story: HHL Film Director

Story: Spring of Drowned Porn Star

Wednesday, 3 March 2021

Discussion: Drive, Aquafication, Spring of Drowned Porn Star, JAV Kasumi

So, that was not a fun week for me. I had Internet connection issues all week long which severely slowed down my ability to write, and as a consequence of that only got about half of what I wanted done.

Owing to this, I've decided that the best way to catch up is to miss a week on voting - though I should be okay to double up on winners to make up for this. Really sorry if you were worried while I was suffering downtime.

If you're a patron, take an extra weekly sixth vote for this week, it's only fair.

Now, onto this week's discussion thread. Late though it may be.


Thread Voting: Open Until 14th March

Monday, 25 January 2021

Vote Thread: Open Until 31st January

Discussion: Creeping Perversion, Tunnel of Lust Love, Kasumi's Titnosis

Normally I'd flip a coin or something when we get a perfect tie like this, but since it seems like a light week I should be able to manage both. Especially since next week does *not* look light by any means.

Be gentle.

Story: Love Hina WP

Story: Milly's Geass

Story: Akane the Half Succubus

Story: Genma the Milf

Story: Dream Jumper

Story: First Impressions

Story: FGI Akane