Story: Urusei Yatsura In Your Dreams

 

 The first thought that Ataru had upon waking up was that it had to be a dream. Otherwise, yesterday he'd gone on a date with Miss Sakura, received an enthusiastic blowjob with her, and then spent two hours having hot kinky sex with her before returning home and collapsing in a heap.

That couldn't be real, right? It wasn't the sort of thing that happened to him. But the memory was so vivid, so clear that he almost couldn't deny it. Not that he wanted to, but there were times when even his happy go lucky attitude couldn't deny the weight of the misfortune that fell upon him.

For the most part, the day began quite normally. Breakfast was quiet, with his parents only making the odd remark about how they wished he'd been a girl or that they should not have had him. Those comments had done their trauma years ago, so they bounced off him now without effect. Lum was her usual affectionate self, which was annoying.

But then, when he tried to leave to hit on girls, Lum zapped him until he fell onto the floor.

"Darling, no hitting on girls today," Lum admonished, waving her finger in his face. Grrr! "We're studying today, remember?"

Ah, this was a bit more what he was used to. Pushing himself up, Ataru bolted for the door anyway. "You can't stop me from hitting on girls that easily!" he yelled.

Then, the instant he set foot outside his home, he found himself running smack dab into a sumo thrust that sent him back inside.

"Honestly, you're hopeless!" Shinobu turned up her nose. "The three of us have a study date, remember?"

"Guhhhh!" they did? He'd forgotten that. Stuck between Lum and Shinobu? Why, that sounded like absolute hell! Those two would be at each other's throats in no time flat! But before he could do anything else to escape, Lum tossed something at him - long story short he was now stuck in some kind of bubble with only his head on the outside, and there were erasers placed right beneath him so that he couldn't roll anywhere. Maybe if he bounced a little...?

"Lum, Shinobu, are you sure you'll be alright alone with him?" his mother asked. She eyed up the ball he was in with great suspicion. "I doubt even that can make him behave himself. With two pretty girls around like you..."

"I'm sorry that my son is an insatiable troublemaker," his father said. "Alas, we have to go out for a few hours so we cannot help you keep check on him."

"I'm pretty sure they can take care of themselves," Ataru grumbled. Then again... Maybe they were worried that the girls might try something? His ex and current girlfriend, that's quite the pair to be stuck with. It almost invited arguments. Ah, there we go, that shared look between them told him all that he needed. They were indeed worried about that very thing. Lum throwing electricity, while Shinobu throws fists. Both of these things were quite frightening.

"Have no fear, this is why they invited me."

Standing in the doorway was the woman he'd probably had sex with yesterday. He thought. He was pretty sure. Miss Sakura! Wearing her full priestess robes, and staring into the room with a stern expression. Her eyes locked with him, and she let out a weary sigh.

"Miss Sakura~" Ataru sang, trying to roll the ball to minimal success. "So good to see you -"

"Keep it in your pants!" Sakura yelled, slamming an ofuda into his forehead. "You may leave the premises without fear, I shall keep these three in line. They shall not do anything I would find inappropriate, you have my word on that."

With that, Ataru's parents left seeming much happier with the situation, while Ataru felt... well, he felt genuine confusion. It had been so vivid, right? He definitely remembered banging Miss Sakura yesterday! He remembered how her body looked naked and climaxing. He remembered how she felt as he thrust his erect cock into her over and over again. He remembered her taste from when he kissed her bare flesh. He remembered all of that so vividly! Had it really been nothing more than a -

"They're gone!" Lum said. "Around the corner, and I have an alert on the front door so we'll know when they're back."

"Good, it was getting a bit stifling wearing this over everything else," Miss Sakura said.

And then, both Shinobu and Lum tapped a button on a weird looking device that was probably alien, while Sakura undid her robe and let it slide off her body to the floor. All of a sudden things were looking up for him. After all, Miss Sakura was wearing what could only be described as a sexy teacher outfit. A high tight miniskirt, snug around her waist, and a button down black shirt where the first four buttons were simply not done up. Meanwhile, Lum and Shinobu were wearing sexy schoolgirl uniforms - pleated blue tartan patterned skirts and white shirts that didn't have any buttons at all but instead tied off snugly under their breasts.

Very similar kinds of clothes, in retrospect, it was the little details that made the difference.

"Like whatcha see Darling?" Lum said, floating in front of him and blowing him a kiss. As much as Ataru tried to deny finding Lum attractive anymore, with such a sight that would be thoroughly impossible. It was as much a fact that he liked what he was seeing as that the sky was blue, that grass is green, that water is wet, and that he was a pervert.

Lum drifted away, and then Shinobu strode into view. "Well, good. Because we were talking yesterday after your date with Sakura."

Shinobu stepped aside, and Miss Sakura had pulled out a portable blackboard from... somewhere or other. Actually, it looked sort of alien, so Lum maybe provided it? She bent over a little at the waist, and peered back at him with a sultry gaze. "We've decided to share you as our boyfriend."

Lum popped into his field of vision, her face upside down. "We're going to take turns having sex with you."

She was pushed aside by Shinobu, who was lying on the floor holding a book. "But if we're all going to be your girlfriends, there's something we need as well."

Cue Miss Sakura popping the ball with the heel of her shoe, letting him go free at last. "We're going to need you to improve as a student."

So, this wasn't anything like what Ataru had been imagining. At all. He'd been thinking this would either be a boring study session or sexy fun times. The idea that it would be both at once was a totally alien concept to him. More alien, than Lum's enticing thighs, which he could normally see anyway when she was in her bikini, but this outfit made them seem much more alluring than normal for some reason.

What was he thinking about just now again? For some reason he'd lost his train of - Oh yeah, Lum's thighs had distracted him. Or was it Shinobu's waist? Or Sakura's boobs? It was overwhelming, he didn't know where to look or where to start!

"We love you!" All three of them cooed in unison, crowding around him seductively, eying him up like he was a piece of meat. "Love you lots!"

"Ahahaha, that's nice, that's very nice!" Ataru chuckled. Okay! Great. So. he had a harem. Out of nowhere, a harem was dropped into his lap. "So... Who wants to go first?"

A book was dropped into his lap, which was unfortunate considering exactly how erect he was at that moment in time. Picking it up, he saw... a book on mathematics?

"And because we love you, we want to make sure you're able to financially provide for all of us," Lum said. "So... This is what you want, isn't it Darling?"

Looking her over, all Ataru could do was nod. With great vigor and enthusiasm. If he wasn't careful his head might fall off.

"Then you need to finish your homework," Shinobu said. "You need to get every question right. No cheating."

"And if you do..." Sakura said, sitting in his lap out of nowhere. "Well, we'll just have to give you... a deeper education, won't we?"

Talk about motivation to succeed! These girls were saying they'd have sex with him if he did his homework properly! That was - that was astonishingly devious! Ah! And better still, if his parents saw that he was having more success in tests then they'd be more inclined to let such study sessions continue!

It was devious. It was insidious! It was downright manipulative, and if Ataru had a stronger pride then he absolutely would refuse to play along. Alas, he was a bit weak willed when it came to matters of the fairer sex so he was already cracking on, half paying attention as Miss Sakura talked about slopes and gradients and the areas under curves for some reason or another.

Bah! Whatever! He was going to show them. He'd show them exactly what they were holding back on! Or so he thought at the time. The trick with a harem was, ultimately, you're kind of outnumbered and that makes it really impossible to maintain any illusion of control over everything going on. Even with the power to manipulate dreams, Ataru was the one at their mercy rather than the other way around!