Story: Oversynch

 

There was only one thing for it. If Misato was to regain control of any kind over this situation, then she absolutely had to cool them off. Which could only mean one thing. Cold shower time! Yes, that made perfect sense. It was the ultimate technique for cooling horny heads.

Although, it was funny... She was pretty sure it would be a bad idea for them to all be in the same shower together at the same time. The bathtub wasn't quite big enough for all four of them, so they were all quite squashed together. Under the cold water. Well... more like tepid water. Though Misato felt quite certain that she had definitely set it to cold.

"Alright, you horny pilots, listen up!" Misato said, putting her hands on her hips (wedging her elbows in between warm, soft flesh in so doing) and puffed out her chest (which made her almost suffocate Shinji, not that he seemed to be complaining). "These antics have to stop. You all have important duties to attend to."

"That's right!" Asuka said, and the other two tittered under their breath. Or into Misato's breasts. Which amounted to the same thing. "To tap each other's sexy booties, that's our duty!"

Misato tried to turn around so she could properly address Asuka face to face, but turning in such a confined space was not exactly an easy thing to manage. Especially since they were all slippery and wet from the lukewarm water, which she was sure was actually cold because it not being cold completely defeated the purpose of being in here naked with the pilots.

"Here, allow me," Rei said, helpfully using her breasts to sud up Misato's hair, while the other two started to rub her down. "Please, continue to discipline us while we clean you off."

That was quite thoughtful of them, and it did feel kind of nice. Granted, something did feel weird when Shinji started to use his penis to rub down her outer thigh, and then Asuka used her own penis to clean in between Misato's cheeks. Something about that definitely felt incongruous, but she couldn't quite place it.

Shinji pulled his face out of Misato's breasts and then smiled up at her in that weird, insecure way that he did. Meanwhile, his hands grabbed onto her cheeks and squeezed them together, forcing them to wrap tightly around Asuka's cock while it thrust and rubbed and scrubbed. More effective than a bidet, quite an innovative cleaning technique.

"Hey, Misato," Shinji said in a weird sing-songy kind of way. "What do you think our biggest problems are? As people, not pilots."

Hrm, that did seem like a reasonable way to proceed. By highlighting areas where they could see improvement, she could use that as a means to reign in their behaviour. Make them understand what they were doing that was so strange, and they'd be more likely to course correct.

"Ah, well, to start with Shini, you tend to back down really easily." While Misato made this observation, Shinji trailed his fingers up her back, up towards her shoulders, and then all the way back down. "You're far too withdrawn. You need to open up to people more." And now he was leaning over to make out with Rei, while Asuka leaned in very, very close and started to nibble on Misato's neck. Oof. It was almost as steamy between them as it was steamy in this shower. This cold, horniness destroying shower. Which wasn't hot and comfortable at all. "Y-you're quite afraid of intimacy, afraid of being turned down. That lacking in confidence keeps you isolated from others."

"What about me?" Asuka whispered in Misato's ear. Her left ear. Like a shoulder devil. "I'm absolutely perfect - " The other two snorted back a laugh mid-smooch. "Absolutely perfect in every way!"

"That's your problem right there," Mistato said, somehow managing to turn around so that she was facing Asuka instead of the other two. Ah, Shinji had wound up having to go to her other side, and now Rei was behind her. "Your arrogance is quite off putting, young lady. Although you might be brilliant, you're not 'perfect' by any means."

"What's wrong with being a little confident?" Asuka asked. While she did that, Rei had crouched down to put her head between Misato's legs, and started to deep throat Asuka's penis. Meanwhile, Misato slapped Shinji's hand away from Asuka's shoulder. Pervert. "I know I'm smart. I know I'm pretty. Why not let everyone else know, too?"

"Trust me, they know," Misato said. "The other problem is that you're such a tsundere. You want so much adulation that you won't ever dare admit to being impressed by someone else. Or that you like them. I bet you never even liked Kaji to start with, you only flirted with him because he seemed like a challenge."

"What about me?" asked a voice down beneath her. Rei popped back, and then slid up Misato's back, turning her around and making it so that Shinji was behind her, Asuka to her side and Rei in front. Boob to boob. While Asuka had turned around and was now rubbing her butt into Misato's side, and Shinji was washing her tummy. "What would you say is my biggest problem?"

That, too, was an easy question to answer. "You're far too willing to follow orders. I don't mean in a military context, that's fine. I mean, it's almost pathological. You'll do almost anything you're asked, under any context. Like you don't have any will of your own. No motivation, no goal, you'll go along with absolutely anything."

The steam whipped around Rei, and it was strange but there was a twinkle in her eye. The water - which had obviously been cold  the entire time - was switched off, and then Rei asked "May I please dry you off?"

"Oh darn," Shinji tutted. "No towels."

"I guess we'll have to use our tongues then," Asuka tsked. "Such a pain."

And so they set to work licking the water from her naked body. She shuddered. From the cold, obviously. Gosh, it was sort of hard to see in here with all of this steam.

"S-So you all understand, right?" Misato said. Gosh, she was out of breath for some reason. Her thighs kept wanting to clench together. "You must maintain some degree of self control. This situation isn't healthy for any of you."

"Eh? Really?" Shinji asked. "I mean, I'm getting a lot of Asuka's arro-" A death glare was shot at him by the pretty redhead. "Confidence and smarts, and Rei's focus and calm is really helping my emotional state."

"I'm feeling a bit more self analytical than before," Asuka said. "And you missed out on my pathological need to be praised all the time. Seeing myself through Rei and Shinji's eyes helps me feel grounded, yet also aware of how awesome I really am at the same time! Humility and love... Oh, so sweet!"

"While I am feeling driven and motivated," Rei said. "I have desires of my own. Ironically, joining together in this gestalt has helped all three of us become more rounded people."

Huh? Really? Come to think of it, the three of them did balance each other out really well, didn't they? It was like adding a positive number to a nega- No, actually, more like multiplying two negative numbers together. You wind up with something positive. Their personality problems completely neutralised each other, and made them into better people.

"Ohhh, but you're so much more obsessed with sex, that's not healthy!" Misato said, paying very little attention to the fact that the three of them were all jerking each other off while licking her naked, wet body. "Besides, you've been anything but stable -"

"Because we've not been having sex," Asuka said. "Dummkopf! When Shinji uses that big hard cock to penetrate me, uniting us in body as well as mind, it helps us retain ourselves a little better."

"While I'm riding Asuka's face like an untamed mule, we each become greater than the sum of our parts," Rei said, making a lewd grinding motion with her hips that Misato unconsciously duplicated.

"Ah, but don't misunderstand!" Shinji quickly said. "We don't recommend this for absolutely <i>everyone</i>. It only works for us because we perfectly balance each other. Right?"

"What if you accidentally add someone else?" Misato asked.

"Hrm... to keep from doing that, there is one easy solution," Shinji mused.

"If we're allowed to have regular hard, deep dicking, then we can control the gestalt, and keep anyone else from getting sucked in!" Asuka continued.

"Of course, we would have to have you around to supervise," Rei said, finishing by taking her two fingers and pushing themselves as far in as they could go inside Misato's inexplicably dripping pussy. "That should put your mind at ease, right? If you get involved yourself, you can keep us from going a little over the edge."

There was a strange kind of logic to what they were saying, and honestly she couldn't think of a way to refute it. Surely there was something wrong with this line of thinking. Right? Surely there had to be? But they kept on repeating their points over and over again, while licking and rubbing at her body. Oh. Ohhhh! She was blacking out. Somehow, they were making her black out and -

"Guhhh!"

She was back in the kitchen, fully dressed, bone dry and breathing heavily. Looking over she could see the chairs up against the doors. Misato blinked quickly and shook her head. Huh? A dream...?

Biting her lip, she rose to her feet. As she approached the door to Shinji's room she became more and more confident in what she was doing. The chair was removed. She opened the door. She found him in there listening to music with an obvious erection in his boxers.

Misato entered quickly and tapped him on the shoulder.

"I changed my mind," she said. "Holding the three of you apart like this obviously isn't helping. Get them in here, and fuck each other stupid."

"Eh? Really?" Shinji asked, wide eyed and innocent. "But what about Kaji? Is he on board with this?"

"Don't worry about Kaji," Misato said. "I have ways of keeping his attention for a few hours."

And so, without knowing, Misato Katsuragi became the pawn of the gestalt.