Story: FGI Akane

 

Oh, what a curse it is to be so attractive. In either gender, owing to this dreadful curse, Ranma Saotome is the envy and desire of both genders. Now, alas, a dreadful fate has befallen this cursed young boy, as now he must take care to not look upon the form of the opposite gender of the form he is currently in, lest he fall in love for the rest of his life. Such a prize, such a catch, surely anyone aware of it would desperately vie -

"That's enough out of you," Akane grabbed the microphone from Ranma's grip and tossed it into the ocean. "And where is that spotlight coming from? Little miss dramatic, much?"

Ranma stuck out her tongue in Akane's general direction, which only resulted in her mocking a seagull. As such, Akane was left to pull on her pigtail to get her to sit her butt down on the sand.

"Now listen here," Akane said, wagging her finger in Ranma's face. Not that said finger could be seen at all, but there was a way about this. "Don't jerk us around like you usually do."

"Then how should I jerk you around?" Ranma asked, this time aiming his tongue in the right direction. Which earned him a clang on the back of the head from a spatula

"Dummy! What're you gonna do if Shampoo gets that blindfold off?" Ukyo yelled.

"Finally admit true feelings for Shampoo and get married," Shampoo said, bouncing on Ukyo's head, whipping off the blindfold and then pouring hot water over Ranma's head in a single fluid motion. Fortunately, Akane was able to punt Ranma into the ocean before anything could happen, and then stared down Shampoo as if daring her to try something. Even though it would take Shampoo maybe a couple of seconds to fold her in half like a piece of paper.

Fortunately - and can we take a moment to appreciate how rare it is that this word can be used to apply to this person - Genma Saotome happened by in panda form to bat Shampoo away with a sign.

<i>He wants to look at Akane!</i> the sign said.

<i>Who wants to look at an uncute chick like that?</i> read a sign being wielded by Ranma, that was being bashed over Genma's head right after that.

“How did she know what it said…?” Akane muttered.

"Stupid old man is easy to predict!" Ranma sniffed. "Where's that blindfold?"

"Got it here!" Ukyo yelled, and then...

Something interesting happened right then. In this secluded part of the beach, it was just the five of them. Ranma (girl form), Akane, Ukyo, Genma and Shampoo. As Genma was in panda form, it didn't count for the effect of the pills. As Akane and Shampoo were girls, it didn't count for them either, since Ranma was also a girl.

But, well, ancient magical pills that induce love aren't exactly all that smart about gender really. Jusenkyo curse aside, both Ranma and Ukyo were futa girls right now. That's not something that the creators of the pills had in mind while creating them. So, this unique situation was causing a few issues with the magic, and... well!

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

<i>"Goodbye Akane, I'm going to be spending the rest of my life tapping that"

"But Ukyo! But - But Ranma!  I thought we had something special!"

"Yeah babe, I know, but..." Ukyo looked over her shoulder, to where Ranma was lying on a bed, casually twirling her underwear around on her finger. "I have to. Look at her. Just look at her!"

“Besides, Akane, we know you want to watch~” Ranma said coyly, “Watch me get pounded by Ukyo’s incredible cock~”

It was hard to fault their logic. Both of them were flawless.</i>

Meanwhile in the real world, Ranma (girl form) had dipped Ukyo like at the end of a waltz, and was stroking her hand through her hair, staring at the taller girl right in the eyes while a slight smile played on herl ips. If Ranma had been in boy form, it would've been extremely charming. As it was... It was hot, but it didn't quite carry the same kind of appeal, you know? Like the difference between toffee and chocolate, they're both nice but you tend to sort of want one more than the other.

"Madame, these lips of yours, they were made for kissing," Ranma said, holding Ukyo quite affectionately. Much to her bemusement. "Please, permit me the pleasure of tasting them, I must know fully how truly perfect they are."

<i>Hold on, that shouldn't have worked</i> Genma's sign read. <i>Ukyo is a girl, and so is Ranma... so....?</i>

"Oh, but maybe Ranma still thinks of Ukyo as a boy!" Akane loudly said, hoping against hope that this was enough to put an end to any questions or queries about this matter. Because it didn't take much imagination for Akane to figure out the real reason! What really mattered now was what they did about this mess!

"Uh, no need to be so clingy," Ukyo politely said, while being rather less polite in trying to push Ranma away. "You're like an octopus, and I'm not a takoyaki chick."

"I know, you're an okonomiyaki woman," Ranma said, doing something weird with her eyebrows that ,for some inexplicable reason, was kind of turning Akane on. "However, that does not mean you are flat by any means. Instead, you are full to the brim with delicious meaty treats."

"Okay, Shampoo seen enough of this, Ukyo die now."

Shampoo went for Ukyo like a cobra trying for a strike, but Ranma quickly hauled her out of the way and delivered a nasty looking kick to the middle of Shampoo's torso, quickly knocking the wind out of her body. Then, while she was reeling from that, a flurry of punches flew out that sent Shampoo flying back from the sheer force alone. All the while, Ranma had this look in her eyes of hatred. Pure, undiluted hatred aimed at the one who had tried to get between her and the futa chick she'd fallen for due to that stupid pill.

"Come along, my beloved Uchan!" Ranma said, sweeping Ukyo into a bridal carry. "We must find a more private place where we won't be interrupted."

"Ranma, wait!" Akane yelled, fumbling for her badge - but by the time that she had it out the two of them were already long gone. "Oh crap, stupid badge, stupid pill, causing all this hassle!" There wasn't anything else for it. She had to get after them and try to put a stop to this before they did something that she'd really regret not seeing. Er... she meant that they'd really regret!