To those who only knew him from afar, Yuuto Kiba was merely the pretty boy of Kuoh Academy. An unobtainable prize, who was polite and courteous and pleasant. Handsome, well spoken, charming, the perfect seeming gentleman. If only they knew his past. His tragic, horrible past. Used as part of a frightening experiment by the church in an attempt to forge the mightiest of Holy Swords, Excalibur, he saw countless orphans die and - in fact, did die himself after managing to escape. He lay in the forest, finding himself at the feet of Rias Gremory, who was in the area because...?
Anyway, the point was that she saw potential in him, took pity on him and reincarnated him as her Knight. And a dutiful Knight he was. Talented with the blade, and possessed of a Sacred Gear that allowed him to summon swords of a massive variety, the one and only thing he truly carried in his heart beyond loyalty to Rias for saving him from death was his great and abiding hatred for the Church and those associated with the Holy Swords.
As such, this supposedly shallow character who seemed to function only as a pretty boy had a bit more depth to him, more layers than first impressions might indicate, and a tragic element to his past that had as yet gone unresolved entirely because no opportunity had yet presented itself to resolve it.
Which made it all quite a bit strange that he was sitting by the poolside in Kuoh Academy surrounded by swimsuit clad girls. Positively teeming with cute chicks, none of whom were remotely shy of showing off their bodies. He felt giddy, a little tipsy perhaps. Could this be happiness? In truth he'd never really been bothered by the girls so obviously after him before, he'd been too caught up in trying to make things up to Rias to bother with such things.
Looking around, he didn't recognise most of them. Tsubaki was the only one he did recognise, and she was busy rubbing sun lotion all over Kiba's body. With her hands behind her head, her swimsuit top off, the bottle between her breasts and the oil actually on them. Whenever she ran out, she'd simply press her elbows into the side of her boobs to squeeze out more oil and continue from where she left off.
A smart precaution. Devils like them were weakened by the daylight. They didn't have to worry about things like skin cancer or burning their skin, they'd heal too quickly for that kind of thing (even if Asia didn't also heal them) but too much exposure probably wasn't healthy.
"Thank you Tsubaki," Kiba said. After a moment's thought, he patted her on the head, which got her mewling like a cat. How unlike her. Normally this girl was very serious. "It's very kind of you to go to the effort."
"Let me rub oil on him!" another girl yelled, trying to push Tsubaki out of the way. And failing. Because devils are innately stronger than humans.
"No, me!" another girl whined.
"Girls, girls, please! Don't fight over me," Kiba said. "You can all use your boobs to rub oil on my body. Here, let me stand up, it'll make it easier for everyone."
He chuckled softly as the girls all swarmed around him, a bottle of sun lotion trapped in their cleavage, each of them trying to mimic Tsubaki's method. Many of them failed. They just didn't have the talent. Ah, but that was fine. Where he could, he offered a touch of advice on how best to apply the pressure, the timing, the grip. They all seemed quite grateful, and even those who couldn't fit around him didn't care after a moment, as they resumed their lesbian activities, vying for his line of sight.
"I actually cannot believe what I am looking at right now, this is like something out of one of my dreams."
That distant male voice sounded familiar. Probably not too important, he could ignore it for now. Like he used to ignore these girls. Nothing mattered right now except for this group of girls which...
Hrm. Thinking it over, a group of girls indulging in such activity all around him would be a harem wouldn't it? Yes. A harem. This was his harem. The harem of Kiba. Kiba's harem. The harem of pretty girls that belonged to Kiba.
"Oy! Kiba! Snap out of it!"
Snap out of it? Snap out of what?
"This isn't reality, pretty boy! A succubus is warping the rules of reality to make everyone do stupid horny things!"
"Oh, for goodness sake, this obviously isn't working. Here, watch this."
That second voice was less familiar to him. A girl? She sounded quite perverted, but in a tangential way to how Issei came across. Whatever, it didn't matter, all that did matter was that these girls were all perfectly happy and content rubbing their bodies up against him, and -
Then he got doused with cold, cold water, which served as a pretty thorough shock to the system, all truth told. The girls all shrieked, he slipped and fell backward, and found himself looking up at Issei and Aika, that girl who sometimes hung out with Asia.
"Huh? Issei?" Kiba asked, feeling sleepy and a little tipsy for some reason. "What's going on?"
"Apparently succubi are real," Aika said. "And one is turning everyone into perverts, and for some reason this isn't being treated like a major revelation by anyone in your club."
Do note that she said this to his penis. As in, she was staring directly at it, and nodding in appreciation. He quickly covered himself up with his hands, but that only made her lick her lips in appreciation.
"We'd better get back to the ORC -" Issei said, except that then something happened that should normally only happen in his dreams. He was tackled from all sides by multiple hot naked women.
"No, leave him here!" one girl yelled, grabbing onto issei's arm and - not really having an awful lot of luck in moving him really. "He's ours!"
"He's ignored us for so, so long! And now... Ngh! He's finally paying attention to us!"
"H-Huh! Girls, calm down! What's going on?!" Issei yelled.
"Ohhohohoho, this is rich!" Aika said, skipping around Issei and finding this all terribly amusing for some reason. "We thought that Kiba was the pervert getting himself a harem of pretty girls - but actually, it was their sheer raw thirst making them try to jump his bones! They were affecting him, not the other way around!"
Issei struggled against the girls, and probably against his own instincts as well. Kiba reached in to drag him out - but then Tsubaki dropkicked Issei into the pool, grabbed Kiba, and ran away with him.
"Ah? Tsubaki?" Kiba asked. "What is this? Does this mean you-"
"I don't knooooow!" Tsubaki yelled. "We've barely interacted at this point, but... But it feels like - Like I <i>will</i> have a crush on you at some point in the future, and it's making me want to do things that I would never normally want to do!"
Before they went any further, Kiba dug in his heels, spun Tsubaki around and planted his hand on the tree next to her head. Yes, he knew what he had just done. Yes, he knew that the other girls were all staring at him, but...
"Get a hold of yourself," he whispered. "You are Sona Sitri's Queen. Is a Queen of your stature beholden to her loins."
"Beholden?" Tsubaki whimpered, clenching her thighs together. "I- I think I'm starting to understand why I'm going to have a crush on you. Oooh, I feel like I'm losing control!"
"Kiba, don't let her seduce you with her womanly wiles!" Issei began, only to get jumped on by all of the pretty girls.
"Shut up! This is so hot!"
"A romantic scene like this... the vice president of the student council being kabedoned by the hottest guy in school!"
"Don't you dare ruin this for us, you dumb pervert!"
While he was dealing with that Aika was sitting on the ground watching in great amusement. Which was she watching, you ask? The 'romantic scene' or Issei getting wailed on by a bunch of pretty girls? Both. Both of them at once. She was really wishing she had popcorn, because this was a hell of a show she was watching.
"I- I can't fight it!" Tsubaki whined, quite unlike her usual serious personality. "I - I've never felt like this before. Every time I try to focus on my duty all I can think about is how pretty you are. And how fucking cool you are."
This wasn't exactly something new to Kiba. He was used to girls fawning over him at school by now. He even enjoyed it quite a bit, and was quite good at hiding that fact. However...Issei's warning rang true in his ears. Something was interfering with reality to make people do stupid horny things. His duties and his responsibilities as Rias' Knight were clear as crystal to him. He didn't know or understand why Tsubaki would develop these feelings for him, but there was only one rational, intelligent thing to do here.
Kiss her. As in, with tongue. As in, go so deep that when they separated they made a sound like a balloon popping.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeh!" The girls all squealed excitedly. Then they squealed again when he cupped her chin, making her look him in the eyes. She was blushing. Trembling. It was cute seeing her so... defenseless for once.
"You get another- after we resolve this mess," Kiba said.
Tsubaki, quite by accident, tore a strip of bark off the tree. Her eyes darted around, her breathing grew more and more ragged.
"No," she replied firmly. "If- If you're making us give up something this fun, we need more than this. We want to be your harem."
"Wait, hold on! One moment here!" Issei said, raising his finger in the air. "Your negotiation position is for all of you to become his harem?"
"Asked the pervert who underestimates how horny girls can be," Aika flicked back her hair. "So, how about it pretty boy? That sounds like a hell of an offer to me! One free ha-ar-re-em for you to play with to your heart's content!"
That seemed... a little off to him. Not what he was expecting at all. Kiba looked back. Observed the girls staring at him with big, puppy dog eyes even as they were struggling to keep Issei pinned down to the ground. They were all quite pretty, and none of them were raising a word against Tsubaki's suggestion...
"Okay, fine!" Kiba said. "I guess you'll all be my harem from now on. Just so long as it doesn't interfere with my other responsibilities, alright?"
"So unfair!" Issei whined. "And also, it probably won't help us set the world to rights again, at all!"
Probably not. Though, it was funny. In a way Kiba felt like he'd advanced in some way. From a secondary main character to a harem lead in his own right, or something like that? Oh well. It probably wasn't that big of a problem. Though, Tsubaki clinging to him as they made their return to the ORC might well be a bit of an issue...
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