Story: NGE Drive

 

 It was the same everywhere Misato looked. Everyone she saw was diligently going about their regular duties, even if their uniform was a little... Altered. Inappropriately altered. To show off their obviously altered bodies. Lewdness abounded - but everyone was also being extremely productive. The disconnect was very much aggravating her instincts as an officer. Fraternisation was a distraction and to be done only out of work hours, and even then not with your fellow staff because it would obviously interfere with the work.

However, there was real tangible evidence that in the short term it was not having that effect at all. They were eagerly getting their work done so they could get their end away as soon as possible. That was absurd. Surreal. Unrealistic in every way.

Yet it was a truth she could not deny, try as she might. Every bit as real as the fact that her own cheeks were clapping behind her with every stern step that she took, and it was getting a little distracting. She was trying to be stern and professional, darn it! The last thing she needed right now was her own quivering cheeks reminding her that she was every bit the walking sexual parody that everyone else around her was!

Primarily because it was making her <i>really</i> want to crawl into Kaji's bed right about now. Wrap her thicker than normal legs around his head and let him go to town. Ah! Dammit, she'd done it again! Misato spanked herself hard to get rid of the image, then realised exactly what she'd done. Not least because everyone in the hallway was looking right at her and nodding in appreciation.

Her hand started to tremble, as this inexplicable desire to spank herself again shot down her arm with worrying speed. "Back to work!" she warned, and they turned their attention back towards whatever it was they were supposed to be working on.

The insidious nature of this... this Drive was remarkable. It was practically in charge already without any seeming resistance. More effectively in charge than any Angel, it would surely bring humanity under its gentle sway in no time at all, much like that very pretty blonde girl up ahead of her was swaying her nice plugsuit covered rump back and forth, back and forth - god, that thing looked like it was painted on, you could see everything -

Hold on a moment. That girl looked like -

"Asuka?" Misato blushed, realising she'd been checking out Asuka of all people. "What happened to your hair? Why did you dye it?"

"Huh? Oh, Misato?" Asuka said, turning around to peer at her over her shoulder. Then, for some reason, she leaned over ever so slightly, as if trying to draw attention to her butt. "I'm sorry, I had <i>no idea</i> that you were there! How rude of me, I should be punished right away."

Well yes, of course. Misato spanked Asuka right there in the corridor. She had to admit. The girl had a nicer butt than she'd been expecting - Wait, what was she doing?! Misato stepped back in shock and shook her head. "Asuka, we have to be careful. This Drive is obviously corrupting everyone in the base, we have to find a way to stop it before it completely takes over."

"Right, of course!" Asuka said, flicking back her hair. "Oh, my hair turned this way because of Drive, apparently men prefer blondes to redheads? Something like that..."

That had to rankle the poor girl's pride a bit. No wonder she seemed so grumpy about the situation. Well. Never mind that. "We should find the other pilots now," Misato said. "Stay close, and if I do anything horny please make sure that I stop right away. I'll do the same for you. Okay?"

"Okay!" Asuka said. "Lead on, Misato Katsuragi!"

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She'd been mistaken for Asuka again. Maria could barely stop from gritting her teeth at the idea. Her? Mistaken for that snotty brat?! They looked nothing alike! Except their face and the structure of their body... Okay, fine they looked a lot alike. It still rankled. Someone as brilliant as her should be known on sight, and anyone that failed should be punished by having their nipples trapped in clothes pegs for a year!

On the other hand, the view back here was <i>superb</i>. Misato had been a walking slice of cheesecake before being hit by Drive. So much so that even Maria, who was straight as an arrow normally, had been willing to check her out. Before Drive. That was before Drive turned her into a horny little slutbunny. That was important to note. Now, she was effectively bisexual to the extreme, so the two factors of attraction were now both all the way up. Misato was (somehow) even hotter than before, and Maria was way more willing to admit she was into women too.

Anyway, she knew pretty well where Shinji was right now. Getting his dick wet with those three back in that office - the office that Maria was now tactfully guiding Misato away from, by suggesting she'd seen Shinji going towards the Unit 01 hangar.

Misato Katsuragi. One of the prime targets for corruption. Make her accept Drive, make her realise that this way was better for all mankind, that she should not fight it, that she should embrace the horny with all of her might. Make love, not war. Or if you prefer? Fuck like beasts. Rut and breed and mate and <i>fuck</i>. That was Maria's preference. She was smart enough, of course, to recognise that it was not what everyone would prefer. Though she was also arrogant enough to believe that those who disagreed with her were fucking stupid.

"By the way, where is Rei - I mean, Pilot Ayanami?" Misato asked. Feh. Worried about little miss 'lots-of-clones' was she? Kukuku, that gave her an idea. A truly wicked, horrible idea.

"She wanted to check up on something, so I let the Doll get right to it," Maria said. "So, have you figured out what's going on around here?"

"Not quite," Misato said. "It's some form of energy corrupting people, playing havoc on their sex drives... but that's about all I know right now. Oh, drat, my shoelace is untied."

And then she bent over to tie it right back up. Bent from the waist, leaving her legs perfectly straight and that booty, booty, booty bouncing in place right before Maria's unbelieving eyes. Oh, how delightful! Like a pair of quivering peaches! Ah! Truly a majestic treat had been delivered to her now, how could she resist stepping forward, hands at the ready, eager and willing to grab on and stuff her face right in between those cheeks -

Or she could find herself pushed up against a wall about ten seconds later.

"Don't try anything funny," Misato warned, pressing something sharp against Maria's throat. "Or erotic, so you can stop grinding that butt into me right now."

"Keh! Wha-what's the meaning of this?" Maria demanded.

"You think I didn't notice that you weren't Asuka?" Misato asked. "You really did overestimate yourself, didn't you?"

Guh! She'd been tricked! Hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Lured in by the perfect bait, and then left at her enemy's mercy!

"This is the part where you start talking," Misato warned. Oh shit, that was really sharp! "Please be quick, I'm not feeling especially patient."

"Fine! Not like you can do anything about it!" Maria said. "Urgh. Alright, fine. So, we come from a parallel universe where everything's all sex, sex and holy shit that's a lot of sex all the time, and everyone's happy and content, and then we realised there were other universes out there where people <i>weren't</i> getting off on average a hundred times a day."

"... Your dietary requirements and stamina must be amazing," Misato said.

She had no idea. While it was mostly geared towards having sex, the people of her world were like the energiser bunny in those old commercials. They could keep going and going and going...

"How do I stop it?" Misato asked.

"Fuck if I know!" Maria laughed. Sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp! "No really, you've as good as lost the moment we set eyes on you! Well... As good as won would be more accurate. Everyone wins when Drive hits the table. No more insecurity, no more depression, no more traumatic distress, the Angels are all toothless, humanity is prospering..."

"By which you mean, trapped in a cycle of lust from which there is no escape," Misato said. "Fine. If our world is already doomed then - Then I'll just have to stop you from getting to other worlds! How does that sound?!"

"You wouldn't!" Maria gasped. "You idiot! Don't even try it! Ah!"

Misato smacked her head hard into the wall in front of them, leaving Maria groggy enough that she had absolutely no trouble at all dragging her into a nearby office and tying her up to a chair, before quickly scampering off. So she was going to try to interfere with the process that allowed them to get to other worlds? Was that her plan?

"Oh no," Maria whispered to herself. "Please, don't do that. Whatever you do. Don't toss me into that there briar patch."