Story: UY Authority Badge

 

 On the streets of Tomobiki was a sight to behold. Out there, all the students on their way to school, you could see an outright revolution in open sexuality. The uniforms being worn by Ataru were, obviously, everywhere you looked. Girls wearing tiny skirts or fancy dresses, the boys with shirts open to show off their abs. Not just Tomobiki either. It seemed as though every single local high school had somehow picked up the habit, and nobody - not one passerby on the street nor the students themselves - batted an eye.

But their attire was not the only oddity. It was a true embracing of their sex appeal. Students who might normally be quite pudgy, a little overweight, or might not usually care about their appearance suddenly seemed a little more... appealing. Confident, horny, and not afraid to show it.

They were all a touch more flirty than usual. Very much open to being flirted with. For many the attention seemed to be its own reward - and yet none of this was the sight that would really shock anyone.

For that sight was, in fact, Ataru Moroboshi himself, the one who would be the most likely to take advantage of such an amazing display, for his eyes were glazed over and he hadn't yet noticed one splendid thigh, one bountiful cleavage, not a bit of it.

The reason for that was simple. He and Lum had woken up an hour early. They hadn't meant to. They simply had. Lum had put on her uniform, drifted over to Ataru, and then they spent the next hour railing one another. The kind of sex where you don't really know which of them is fucking the other harder. It was intense. Damn near nuclear hot. The two of them making full use of their badge given ability to properly and fully satisfy one another.

After that she'd clung to his side whispering Darling in his ear like a magic spell. It must be working, because he'd been floating on automatic since then. Arm around her waist, occasionally reminding himself that there would be Consequences for this, and then squeezing her pert little Oni butt and kinda feeling like the Consequences might be worth it.

And so, he was in a state of bliss - but so was Lum, who <i>had</i> noticed all the hot girls strutting around practically begging to be flirted with, and she felt really good about the fact that her Darling hadn't flirted with a single one of them yet. She should have had sex with him ages back. It would have made things so much easier if she'd known it would turn out like this.

"Say, Darling, couldn't you use that badge of yours to let me sit in you lap alllll day long?" Lum whispered. His penis said 'yes please' to that one. "Or... maybe you could have 'authority' over Ran's needs, and then as your deputy I would -"

She broke into giggles after that. Or maybe he did. It felt like his brain was floating on a cloud, so it was kind of hard for him to tell.

It was a little frustrating because he wanted to use this badge to seduce other girls. Like Ran. Who they had already set up a threesome with, which he was greatly looking forward to. However, whenever he tried to imagine hitting on another girl - any other girl - tiger striped bikinis started filling up his brain. Lum's erotic body, moaning and writhing under his touch, occupied his imagination. Once he was away from her, he could probably concentrate, but it was like - it was like asking a dog to walk away from its bone. Come on Ataru, you can do it! There are other girls out there than this hot Oni alien, just focus and you can -

"Oh, Ataru! Lum! Good morning!"

Like Shinobu! Ah, good old reliable Shinobu, looking hot as hell in her new uniform, beaming ear to ear on her pretty face. Her cute glasses somehow framing her face to make her look even more lovely than usual. Shake it off, talk with her. Seduce her. Have fun with her. Use your badge, whip it out, and then do... something before Responsibility took its nasty hold.

"Greetings, I am -" he began, already holding out his badge for her to see - but his mind was a blank. What should he say? What could he be? He wet his lips, mind racing with possibilities.

Trouble was that his other hand was still squeezing Oni butt. Very nice Oni butt. It was kind of derailing his thoughts. He'd start trying to think about a way to set up a harem, and then butts butts butts would crack into his brain. What could it be? What could his role be today?

"Booty inspector," he announced, unable to think of anything else. A hush fell around them. Booty inspector.

"Like... specifically behinds, Darling"? Lum whispered.

"R-Right!" Roll with the play you've made. The die is cast. "I am to ensure that girl's butts are nice and sexy, and advise them of ways to keep them sexy!"

Even Ataru could tell that this was a dumb plan. As in, it was up there for the top dumbest things he had ever thought to do in his life. Which, oh boy, that list is a doozy let me tell you.

However, his reaction shifted a bit from Shinobu to Lum. He watched as she felt the magic wash over her, as she became his 'deputy'. She didn't look too happy about it. Understandable! But hey, she hadn't shocked him! So that was a plus.

"Miss, I'm afraid we need to inspect that ass," Lum said to Shinobu. "I suspect that it is a little plain, and could do with some emergency improvement."

"Now, now!" Ataru patted her on the shoulder. "You should not judge so harshly. I'm sure that Miss Miyake has a perfectly pleasant posterior." Hehe! Proud of that one! Yes, he is a bit stupid if that got him proud. "Miss Miyake - May I call you Shinobu? It would be helpful for my deputy to understand how to conduct an inspection. If you would not mind?"

"Oh, certainly sir," Shinobu said. "My apologies, I mistook the two of you for friends of mine."

"Turn around, if you would," Ataru said and Shinobu did so. "Friends of yours, huh?"

"Yes, for some reason I was thinking that the two of them needed absolutely no advice in embracing their sex appeal," Shinobu said, looking back over her shoulder.

Ataru guided Lum's hands under Shinobu's skirt and onto her butt. Haha! Normally he wouldn't be for girl on girl action, as it meant less for the boys to have fun with, but it would be fine here. Lum began to grope Shinobu, but - Was digging her fingernails in, and generally being a bit too rough. Not that Shinobu seemed to especially notice, as she was tougher than she liked to pretend.

"Ah! Ah! Gentler, gentler," Ataru admonished. "No need to go at it whole hog, take your time and knead the flesh. Get a good feeling for it without going all in."

She didn't seem to be getting it. Alright. That was fine too. Ataru positioned himself behind her, and demonstrated right there what he was looking for, with nobody around them giving a second look. After all, it was Booty Inspector business, right? Hehehe!

"Oooh!" Shinobu jumped a bit. "That is a bit better. So how is it?"

"Firm, but it has a nice shape to it," Lum mused. "Um... What am I looking for exactly?"

"Any advice you can think of that will help her maintain a sexy butt," Ataru said. "As my deputy, you can write out a slip, it can only be countermanded by my authority. Allow me to demonstrate."

He pulled out a slip, quickly wrote 'willingly join Ataru Moroboshi's harem' on it, and passed it off to Shinobu, hoping that Lum didn't see it. Unfortunately, as she could fly, this proved to be impossible as she peered over Shinobu's shoulder and sparks began to fly in the air around her.

"That will ensure that your butt is at its maximum sexiness," Ataru said. "So, Deputy? Now that you have a good idea of what you're in for today, how about trying it out?"

"Of course, sir," Lum sweetly said, and then she drifted off... but not towards any girls. Instead she made a beeline for a boy heading in through the front gate. "Excuse me boys, Deputy Booty Inspector. I must make sure your butts are as sexy as possible."

"W-Wait, that's not -" Ataru began, but then he stopped. Boys did need sexy butts as well, didn't they? No, wait! So soon?! Ah, look at her! Getting on her knees and carefully inspecting their rears! He felt so proud - and yet so jealous! No! This was hell!

"Heh, thanks a lot for this, I've been meaning to have it inspected for a while now," the boy  said. Nooooo! By which he meant, yes, that was an excellent thorough inspection. Dammit! "Your timing couldn't be better! There's this total babe I've been meaning to ask out, and I'm pretty sure my ass being improved would seal the deal."

Do you know, it was actually gradually dawning on Ataru that his life of late had taken on something of a completely dumb turn?

Meanwhile, Shutaro's pelvis is broken, but he can't stop smiling. Nor can Asuka, who has woken up in bed with him.
Lum continues using her deputy position to torment Ataru.
Ataru decides to waste no time before Responsibility takes hold. To the nurse's office!
Shinobu continues to become queen of the school with Ryuunosuke by her side.
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