Story: Cocknosis Raildex

 

After that little mishap, I did my best to return to normal life. As normal as life gets in a city full of weird science and superpowered Espers. This damned cock was causing me all kinds of stress though. Every time I looked at a pretty girl, it would make various threats at me that it would burst out of my clothes and ensnare the brains of everyone looking. It didn't help that my supposed childhood friend was way, way cuter than I ever noticed before. Which wasn't fair, especially since she was clinging on to me all the damned time now and asking if I needed 'stress relief'.

Unfortunately this wasn't really helping with any of my male friends either. Envy is a green eyed monster, and it sure as hell seemed to turn them into fiends. None of them wanted to talk to me, and they all looked at me like I'd won the lottery. I was pretty sure word about the penis had gotten around, despite my best efforts to hide it. I mean, there's only so much hiding you can do when you absolutely gotta go and the stalls are all in use, you know?

On this particular day, I took two steps outside my apartment before Hatano was on my arm like white on rice.

"Good morning," she said, rather obviously pulling my upper arm into her chest. "How are you feeling today? You're not... pent up, are you?"

"Ah, no," I said, and this only seemed to spur her on, clinging to me all the tighter. As if she was trying to make me get pent up. "You know, you don't have to -"

"Yes I do," she interrupted, letting out a deep breath at the same time. Hatano licked her lips and got this funny far off look in her eye. "I'm not letting what happened in that shop happen again, buster. No Judgment floozy is going to get at my man meat."

'Her man meat'. She didn't used to talk like that. This thing had flipped some kind of switch in her brain, and I wasn't sure how to flip it back. Part of me kind of didn't want to. Man! Weren't Espers supposed to have some kind of control over their ability? He'd have been better off staying as a Level 0 at this rate!

"So, I'm meant to be meeting some scientists today to experiment with... it. See if I can learn to control... it better."

I mean, yeah, it didn't just cause changes to the mind. Somehow it could affect the body too. That made it inevitable that some rich idiot would get it into their head that they could either replicate the power, or use it as some kind of beauty treatment. Which, come to think, could make me a lot of money in the long run.

Hrm...

No, no, flashing my hypnodick at people to make a living would do a lot of unhealthy things to my mental state. Then again, some people do truly desperate things for money, and if you don't have money do you know what happens?

"I'm hungry!"

Yep, that's right, you starve! So maybe he should give some consideration to -

"Is that a cosplayer?" I asked, taking note of a truly strange sight. A nun, by all appearances. In white robes, lying on the ground, miming eating invisible food. This, it must be said, was a pretty unusual sight. Not least because religion - well, religion didn't tend to have a place here, in the epicentre of modern science. In fact, it was almost as if the people that made the city had kind of a thing against the world's religions, a hidden vendetta of sorts that was manifesting as a long term plan,

Anyway, cosplayer or not the mysterious nun was clearly in need of help. Hatano tried to drag me away, probably out of concern that the cosplayer would uncover my hypnodick and who needs that complication in their lives?

"We can't just ignore her," I sternly told her, and Hatano wrinkled her nose in frustration, but helped me get her to her feet. "You hungry? What's your name?"

"Index," the cosplayer said. And then took a bite into my hand. Practically swallowed my fist whole. "Nom nom nom nom!"

Something tells me that I would live to regret this. Then again, the same thing could be said for most any decision we make on a day to day basis. Better than the alternative at any rate.

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Ah, what nice people Index had found! They had taken her into their place of residence, where she had been presented with a ham sandwich with lots of mustard! Index scooped it up into her hand and swallowed it in a single go, much to their disbelief. "Blessed be for this kind offering," she said in simple prayer. "May I have more?"

"So, what's your deal?" the girl asked. Hatano, was it? "Why were you practically passed out in the middle of the street?"

“I am on the run from magicians.” The petite girl said without the slightest bit of hesitation while sucking a bit of juice off her fingers. “I am trying to get into contact with the Anglican Church for protection.”

The boy tilted his head in curiosity. "I've never heard of that series, is it running right now?"

"Series?" Index asked. Then her stomach growled, and in the process sounded like a bear waking up from hibernation.

"Here, have this," the girl said, handing Index some tea. "So, magicians? What kind of magicians might these be?"

"I believe they are from the Catholic Church," Index said, nodding seriously. The other two nodded along in wide eyed uncertainty right back at her. "Though I am not completely certain it is them, it does fit with the magic I have seen them use."

"Magic, huh?" the boy said. "Yeah, as if that really exists."

Hrmph, unbelievers were they? Goes to show what they know. Out there is a whole world full of magic, and she should know having memorised 103.000 grimoires from all manner of magical disciplines. Index grabbed a knife, smiled sweetly and stabbed herself in the chest with it to show off the protection her robes gave her -

"No, wait!"

Only for the boy to lunge forward, grabbing her wrist before she could make contact, and in the process getting the tea spilled all over his trousers.

"Yipe!" he yelled. "Hot! Hot, hot hot!"

"Ah, sorry, I just wanted to show you some magic - " Index began, and then she saw something that was, indeed, fantastically magical. Of course, she knew about male genitals. Tantric magic was among the things she'd memorised, so there were few mysteries of the sexual world to her. However, this was something beyond her experience. According to tantric magic the male penis should not be that big. It was, in fact, too big.

More to the point was Index's perfect memory. The boy had realised he had exposed himself to her, as had the girl, and they had almost immediately moved to cover it up. However, that one glimpse was enough to sear it into her mind. Forever.

"Ah, you didn't see that!" the boy said, but it was not true. She had seen it. It was... gorgeous. Enthralling. It took her breath away. "Damn, she's got that glassy eyed stare doesn't she? Ugh! Why does this keep on happening to me?!"


"Your cock is imbued with mind altering properties in line with various fields of Mental manipulation magic," Index said automatically. "However, it also appears to have an impact on the physical world - and there is a definite hint of destiny manipulation as well. It may be influencing events in such a way to ensure this power is exposed to as many people relevant to the spell's goal as possible."

"Spell? Mental manipulation magic?" Hatano asked. "Don't be daft, it's a <i>magnificent</I> penis caused by Esper powers. Ugh, so long as it's exposed you'll never be able to think clearly, here let me."

That was the last thing she'd say for a while before somehow fitting the penis inside her mouth. Index could tell because she'd scooted around the boy for a better look, and by the time she was there Hatano was already down at the hilt having the time of her life. Anatomically it didn't make sense. Given how big it was, it should have easily tripped her gag reflex multiple times before fitting in to that extent - which indicated some form of Space manipulating magic was also involved. Index was personally aware of several sorts that could have the right effect, although -

"I-Index, I nnnnneed you to forget you saw that," Daisuke said. "Okay, okay. How about this? Is there a boy you like?"

"Not until right now," Index said. "I will never be satisfied by anything else."

"Ah! Dammit! Okay, fine - Fine! Th-Then store up these feelings until you meet another boy that you do like! Direct these feelings towards that boy! M-Make sure that he's a good and decent person first, and then let these feelings go towards him!"

Index nodded, that all made perfect sense.

“His cock will be just as good as mine for you, understood?”

Again, Index nodded, internalising her understanding of what was being asked of her. She saw a flare of destiny magic spike up, as if something important had been fulfilled.

"Alright, then fall asleep for now, and - ah, continue going wherever you were going, as if you'd never met us! Fuck, Hatano, keep going! You're the only girl I'll let near this cock, I promise!"

And so, Index stumbled away with a faint smile on her face, and the next day found herself hanging over the balcony of a young boy that she did not know, starved out of her mind once again and begging for food. But all that time, she had the memory of that cock settled into the back of her perfect, eidetic memory, unconsciously studying it, trying desperately to understand the magics she had seen surrounding it- and woe betide the world if she - or the scientists of Academy City - ever did truly unravel the power called Cocknosis.