Story: Kiss-O-Matic

 

 
This might seem like a strange diversion, but let's take a look in on a young woman by the name of Kimika Aso. A beautiful, intelligent young woman who was beloved by her peers, desired by men and envied by women.

Most women. Lately there had been a contender to her crown. Which is why she was out shopping, trying to overcome that strange yet gorgeous Saati Namba.

It was the most bizarre thing. That Hitoshi Kobe had been quite the boring scrub for all the time she'd known him - except for when she pranked him. Then one day out of the blue he starts to spend time with a girl that is easily out of his league. She gains the attention that was, in fact, rightfully Kimika's. It was... aggravating. Infuriating. Being the top dog for so long, then getting knocked off it so easily by such a - such a carefree ditz, who settled for such a boring guy!

For those of you not in the know, check out A.I. Love You, which was Ken Akamatsu's work before Love Hina.

Anyway, it was clear what she needed more than anything else. A change of image. If she was going to put those two in their place, she needed to stop holding back and experiment with new styles. For that reason, a whole new wardrobe, a new style, a new passion was needed. Only with careful meticulous planning and exuberant wardrobes designed to show off her true appeal, yes, that was the way forward.

...

"Who am I kidding?!" she hissed to herself. "I'm just shopping to make myself feel better! Damn that Saati, stealing the centre of attention from me so.. So easily and casually! And damn that Hitoshi too, he should be beneath me, but that girl raises him up closer to my level than he has any right to be!"

"Are you troubled, young miss?"

Kimika ignored the voice. No doubt some monk or priest or religious fanatic seeking new converts. She sniffed and continued on her way, adjusting her bag full of clothes without giving him the time of day. Alas, another figure stepped in her path and Kimika couldn't help but notice her. Not least because women doing this kind of recruitment was a bit unusual, but also...

Her lips. They were the most plump, full lips that she'd ever laid eyes upon. She smiled and Kimika honestly couldn't help but step back at how disarming it was. In one sense it reminded her of <i>that woman</i>. On the other, there was something else behind it. Something... with a little spice to the mix. Alas, this meant she stepped right back into the waiting hands of the first cultist.

Yes, cultist. She'd forgone the niceties, even in her own head, to call them what they were.

"Such tension is not healthy," the cultist said, rubbing at her shoulders. "You must embrace the true way, lest you make yourself poorly."

Right. It was time for her to scream. Kimika opened her mouth to let out a loud wail - but in that split second the girl in front of her moved, and sealed her mouth with a kiss that thoroughly squashed any sound, swallowing it up like the vacuum of space. In fact, a vacuum was a really good word to use right now because it felt like there was a vacuum seal around her lips. Even though they were big, somehow they were shaping themselves to perfectly fit Kimika's smaller mouth.

And it felt... Good. A kiss from a girl shouldn't feel good. She didn't like girls. She didn't like girls at all!

"There we go, now you start to get it," the boy said. "Naru's really eager, she's always been enthusiastic - nice she'd got past her shyness. It's really cute, huh?"

Naru, the big breasted big lipped girl that was forcing herself on Kimika, reached over to playfully hit the boy on the head.

"My name is Keitaro Urashima, and I have seen the light," the boy continued, punctuating his words with a kiss from his own lips on the base of her neck. His lips must be like Naru's. He sounded like a dork. An even bigger dork than Hitoshi, which she didn't think was even possible. Although, for some reason that she couldn't quite place that observation made her

So

Fucking

Wet.

"There is a boy that you like," Keitaro said. "My lips don't lie. You are repressing your feelings, for they are new and confusing, and you are also frustrated that he is paying attention to another when he had been truly devoted to you until now. When Naru parts lips with yours, if you wish for her to continue her ministrations, you need only to say your true feelings."

Naru did part ways, and something strange happened. Inexplicable. Impossible. She'd been thinking about how to escape this ludicrously perverted situation for a little while now - but the instant that Naru's lips broke their vacuum packed seal, a sudden emptiness coursed through Kimika's body. So empty that it hurt. It hurt. It hurt it hurt it hurt it hurt it hurt -

"I... I love  Hitoshi Kobe!" Kimika whined. "And... I love Saati Namba too!"

"Pervert," Naru said from way, way closer inside someone's personal space than anyone making that accusation should be allowed to. But fuck that, Kimika wasn't in the right mindset to give a shit, she threw herself at Naru and tried her damndest to physically force that perfect seal around her mouth to go back into its rightful place.

"Do you wish to kiss those two as well?" Keitaro asked. The answer was yes. "Every day?" Yes. "Every hour?" Yes. "If so, then we can show them the light, as you now see it as well."

Yes, yes that made perfect sense! Kissing was the best. It was the absolute best. This feeling in her lips was beyond perfection - Oh, but her own sense of pride kicked up a fuss. Her lips weren't nearly as nice as either of theirs!

She pulled away somehow from Naru's divine lips and asked an all too important question. "Lord and Lady  -What should I address you as?"

"Urashima," Naru said without a moment's hesitation. "I'm his promised girl, after all."

Right. Of course. "Lord and Lady Urashima, how may I be blessed with these divine instruments?" She ran her fingers and tongue across her own lips, which were perfect a mere ten minutes ago but now felt absolutely lacking. "How may I receive this wondrous blessing?"

"That is the reason we are on this pilgrimage," Keitaro said, patting her gently on the head. "We must find volunteers to find it, God's angel come to deliver these truly holy kissers to humanity. It is called the Kiss-O-Matic."