Story: UY Destiny Temps

 

What was this feeling? What was this wonderful feeling? Was it contentment? Was it joy? Was it true happiness? Perhaps bliss? All of the above? Yes, yes, yes! Ataru Moroboshi's time in the sun had finally come!

Ohohoho! What fun it was! What a glorious turn of events! Why, the act of twisting destiny itself to his every whim was proving to be the smartest decision he'd ever made! Well, granted, the top ten of such a list would not likely be all that impressive, but that's only because he was forever denied the opportunity by his repeated lifelong ill fortune!

And the blood supposed to be used for his brain constantly being held in reserve for his penis just in case of an emergency. Because Ataru is an idiot through and through. Still, right now he was a happy idiot. He'd banged the sister of the guy he hated more than anyone else in the world. Not only was she cute when she wasn't being a total bitch, but she was also filthy steaming rich and that... wasn't actually that high on his list of things he was looking for in a partner, but now that it was being offered to him, a lifelong poor person destined to be a wage slave, he would happily sit at that table thank you very much!

"I'm home!" Ataru sang while entering the front door. His mother poked her head out of the kitchen, looking puzzled.

"Oh, I didn't recognise you there for a moment," she said. "You seemed different..."

"It's happiness~" he sang as he skipped upstairs, already thinking ahead to the next day. Should he target another girl, add her to his harem? Ryuunosuke? Shinobu? Or should he fool around some more with Lum? Benten? Sakura? Ryoko? Ohoho, why you could already call that a harem couldn't you?

Actually, now he was rubbing his hands with anticipation. He could fool around with Lum tonight without having to worry about the consequences. In fact, that was his new number one priority, getting him some Oni -

His train of thought screeched to a halt when he opened the door to his room, and inside her found three naked writhing super hot alien babes. It was the kind of image that overwhelms the senses, forces your memory to do its damndest to retain every photon of light hitting the retina for every instant of time it is happening in front of you.

Lum was floating in the air over the other two, probably without meaning two. She was currently scissoring with Oyuki, grabbing the Neptunian Princess' legs while the two of them thrust into one another. Little arcs of electricity were in the air around Lum, while beneath Oyuki were little flakes of snow. Probably frozen sweat. Meanwhile, Benten's face was astride Oyuki's pretty face, and she was lip locked with Lum, and their bodies were heaving and writhing and their hands were touching such wonderful places and their bare naked breasts and their bouncing butts, and their slender waists -

Ataru realised he'd stopped breathing and, if only to preserve his own life long enough to enjoy this bounty a little longer, closed the door and allowed himself that deep sucking breath that he'd been unknowingly denying himself.

"Ah, I suppose that makes sense," Ataru said once his head turned back to a normal shade. "If destiny is pushing for me to have a harem, I guess it means that stuff will happen to my benefit without me being there." 'To foul it all up' is the way other people might finish that sentence, but Ataru wasn't that self reflective. He rubbed his hands with glee, and then pushed his way inside the room so that he could have his bounty -

"Hello girls!" he yelled - and found them sitting around in a circle playing cards.

“Oh hello Darling!” Lum said, “This ‘Poker’ game is interesting!”

“Very psychological.” Oyuki added.

"Huh? I thought we were playin' Old Maid?" Benten asked. The other two looked at her and let out a weary sigh.

"Anyway, did you have a fun day out Darling?" Lum asked. "You didn't chase girls, did you?"

"No, no, not at all!" Ataru sniffed indignantly. "I'll have you know I spent allll day with a close acquaintance of ours!"

Hrm. He'd not imagined that had he? The three of them had definitely been engaged in something quite erotic just now. The memory had been burned into his brain too intensely for it to be fake.

"Back in a sec, getting some water," Ataru said, and left the room quickly.

The door closed. Let us shift from his perspective for a moment to the three aliens in the room. Lum and Benten started to rub their neck, taking in deep breaths, while their thighs clenched desperately.

"I'm not seeing it," Oyuki said. "He is no more desirable than before. No more handsome, no more charming, no more intelligent - why did you agree to a threesome?"

"Hell if I know!" Benten snapped. "But I kinda want to go again, you know?"

"I... also want to invite you to join us," Lum asked. "I mean, after what we were doing just now, it's not such a big step, is it?"

That got Oyuki thinking. She had agreed to that a little too easily, hadn't she? The three of them were close, but - that close? So close they would fornicate in such a manner? Lesbian relationships weren't fullly unknown in the greater galaxy, but a lesbian threesome? That was exotic even for outer space.

Well, unless you were one of the species with three genders and that sort of configuration was considered equivalent to monogamy, but Lum’s only Sapharian ancestry was from six generations ago, so that sort of thing was likely long bred out.

More to the point was Benten's behaviour. She'd always treated Ataru Moroboshi as - well, like a dumb pet. Fun to play with, but she'd like him more if he stopped trying to hump her leg. Turns out that the humping was the most fun part all of a sudden?

Something strange was going on. Call it an instinctive response, but that was the feeling she was getting. The probability of Benten getting interested in someone like Ataru felt astronomically low.   Granted, <b>she</b> had thought he was a bit cute when she had first met him. But Oyuki was well aware she liked terrible men. Benten even being <b>bisexual</b> was a surprise.

"Has anything else new happened of late?" Oyuki asked, making it seem like she was changing the subject, when in actuality she was fishing for information. If something had happened, then she wanted to know about it.

"Oh, well, we were helping out at the Fate Administration Bureau the other day because they had a staff shortage," Lum said. At Benten and Oyuki';s questioning looks, Lum explained. "Those are the guys that manage the future on Earth. Oh, but don't worry, we kept a close eye on Darling to make sure he didn't get up to anything naughty."

"Did you now...?" Oyuki mused. The Fate Administration Bureau? Yes, she'd heard of something like that. Ataru Moroboshi had access to something like that, had he? Even for a little while that kind of power was extremely dangerous.

It explained quite a lot. Things were lining up in such a way that Ataru was getting what he wanted. And what he wanted was... to procreate as much as possible, apparently.  Which wasn’t surprising, knowing him. Oyuki could see the appeal, but mucking about the space time continuum to set up polygamy? Seemed a bit extreme.

Then again, point out one thing about this boy that was subtle.

"Hi girls! I'm ba~ack!" Ataru sang, skipping into the room and putting one hand over his eyes as if to shade them from the sun. It gave the impression he was scouting out the room. "I didn't miss anything fun, did I?"

"Just another round of poker, Darling," Lum said.

"Ooh, can you deal me in?" Ataru asked.

"No, that wouldn't be a great idea," Oyuki said. "Considering the stakes we're playing for."

"The stakes? Huh?" Benten grunted in confusion.

"Yes, the stakes," Oyuki said, taking a deep breath. Some people fight fate. Some embrace it. Oyuki, though... She was smart enough to recognise that it didn't really matter. If Ataru Moroboshi had been able to twist up fate to this extent, then he was definitely someone she wanted to have close at hand. Besides which, it sounded... interesting.

"The winner of this hand is the first to lay with you tonight," Oyuki said. "I call."

Oh dear, and she seemed to be holding a Royal Flush. Which was funny, because both Lum and Benten's faces had gone quite flush just now. Not to worry though. She didn't think they'd be complaining for long.