Story: FGI Akane

 

 
Technically, Akane could put a hard stop to this inspection right now and call it a day. She'd already inspected Shampoo earlier on and given her something that should have really kept her from going after Ranma again.

That was before this love pill nonsense kicked off. Now, she was kind of pissed off. Could you blame her, really? Trying to take advantage of Ranma like that? What if Akane had been the one to swallow the pill instead? Would Shampoo have made her look at someone else? To get her out of the way for good?

Earlier on she had attempted to discourage Shampoo by making it clear that she was sexually incompatible with Ranma, and then her 'bosses' had hit her with an effect that was intended to make her too horny to fight Akane for prolonged periods of time. Not enough apparently. This girl was determined to get Ranma. By hook or by crook. Honestly! What was the point in winning the guy you like if you have to use magic to do it?

...

Let's ignore the possibility of hypocrisy for the time being and move on with the 'inspection'.

"Not much can have changed since earlier," Shampoo complained. True. Not enough had changed. "This should be quick."

Alright, what should she do here? Give her a dick? Make her flood her panties every time she was alone with Mousse? No, that sort of thing was too cruel, too cold, she couldn't do that to her no matter how much of a nuisance she was. All she really wanted was for her to leave Ranma alone already. Her as well, for that matter!

Well, there was one thing she could try. But would even that be enough to make her calm down?

"It's just as I feared," Akane sniffed. "Not only are you not sexually compatible with Ranma, but that condition has now deteriorated to the point that proximity with him - in either form - will be a major turnoff for you. The only way you'll be able to feel any kind of sexual arousal or satisfaction is if you're at least a half mile away from him."

"Aiyaa! You lie!" Shampoo yelled. As if it would do any good.

"Fine by me, suit yourself," Akane said, writing that up on her ticket. "However, that is my professional opinion. You're going to have to like it or lump it."

Honestly, Akane didn't like doing that. It felt like she was starting to do what the people - he perverts - who gave her this badge wanted her to do. Abuse it. For the sake of her own benefit, make full use of this badge to get what she wants. Twist her up and make her more and more like them. The idea made her sick to her -

The badge beeped. A slip of paper sort of... came out of it. Akane snatched it up and gave it a quick read,scowling as she did so.

"Two inspections of the same person in a day - Breach of conduct! Punishment - inspector will have their lust/hate response towards inspected are henceforth  flipped."

What did that mean? She wasn't meant to inspect the same person twice in the same day? Where did it say that?! Were they just making up rules to make her suffer now or - Woah, did Shampoo always have such nice legs? Wait, where did that  - Wow, her boobs were nice too. How strange, it wasn't as if her body had changed in any measurable way, she was every bit as cute as she was before, it was more like Akane herself was -

Oh. This is what they meant. An apparently quite intense sexual attraction towards one of the biggest pains in the neck in her life. Well... to be perfectly honest, that wasn't exactly a new feeling for her.

"Hey, where did Airen and spatula girl go?" Shampoo asked.

"That... was a very good question," Akane said. True enough, the spot where they had been was now suspiciously devoid of people. "Ranma! You've run off again! What are you up to now, dummy?!"

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Here's a big surprise for you - Ranma didn't have that many long term friends. He and his old man moved around a lot. Like, a lot a lot. So he'd make friends in an area, then have to vamoose off to some new location once his old man had finished pissing off the locals with his usual dodgy behaviour. Like stealing food. Or dining and dashing. Or generally being a swindler jerk.

That's why he didn't recognise either Ryoga or Ukyo right away - he'd pretty much memory holed them once they'd moved on. No need to think about them anymore, seeing them again didn't seem likely at all.

Then they turned up! That was nice. He had a regular rival, and an old friend to hang out with. Yeah, that was great, he could get used to that. Sure, Ukyo was pretty pissed off at him at first, but she seemed to be a lot better now. The whole thing about actually being a girl was a bit of a surprise. The part where she had a penis, also quite unusual, but Ranma could roll with it. He was a pretty solid example of weird gender nonsense. After all, even though he identified as a boy, he was currently in a girl's body due to that dumb Jusenkyo curse.

Which, uh, didn't really make him feel that much better remembering what he did under the influence of that love pill.

"Can we forget that happened?" Ranma asked Ukyo, quite determined to not let this get in the way of their relationship.

"Forget what happened?" Ukyo replied. Then she waited around a second before going "Oh, you mean when you sucked my dick."

A metaphorical arrow flew into Ranma's back. "Yes, that. Can we forget that happened?"

"I don't know," Ukyo said, hesitantly. "I mean, it was a pretty good blowjob." That was another arrow. "It'll be kind of hard to forget that."

"Well, I wasn't myself at the time, so it doesn't count," Ranma said. Of course, he knew what this was. Standard boyish teasing. Ukyo may have been born a girl, but she'd cast that femininity aside for years, which meant she'd have grown up among boys, pretending to be one. It's only natural that certain habits would prove hard to break.

"That's true enough," Ukyo continued. "I mean, even though Akane saw you do it - " Another three arrows this time. "She'll completely understand and probably sympathise with you." Ten arrows. "Or maybe she'll relentlessly tease you about it." At this rate he would wind up looking like Benkei, riddled with arrows but still standing.

"What do I care what that tomboy thinks?" Ranma yelled. "I mean, she'd understand right? Akane knew about the love pill already, so..."

"Maybe," Ukyo mused. "But the sight of your supposed fiance sucking enthusiastically on a futa dick is going to be a hard mental image to shift, you know. Catch you later Ranma, I'm going to check on Akane."

As for Ranma, he was kind of... stuck in place right now. A few too many of the world's weights were resting on his back at the moment.

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One might think, based on that previous conversation, that Ukyo was basically okay with the idea that Ranma gave her a blowjob. In fact, many men would say that she was their idol, their envy, someone they truly wish they could be reborn as.

In truth, Ukyo... just wanted to crawl into a hole and die right about now. That was so embarrassing! She'd tried to mask it by making fun of Ranma, but it hadn't helped as much as it could have!

It didn't help that his girl form was just... adorable! Beyond cute, far too cute to be anywhere near fair. Now Ukyo had to deal with the very vivid memory of getting blown by that chick?! When she was already dealing with weird and complicated feelings about Akane?!

Well, on the plus side, Ranma had chucked that stupid love pill into the ocean. It wasn't going to cause any more mischief, and they could finally move on with their lives!

"Oh, great. I just tempted fate to make things worse somehow, didn't I?"