That was the dumbest thing that Asuka had ever done, but she was still feeling kind of smug about it. Sexy attacks like that were exactly the thing to take down Sexy Maids, and her Unit 02's attack...
"Wait, that wasn't fellatio," Asuka grumbled to herself. "I mean, it was definitely oral, but - Ugh, never mind! My win is still my win!" All of which was true. Besides! Just because the attack was called 'super fellatio' didn't mean it had to literally be felatio, so she was griping about nothing. If she used this magic ring effectively and intelligently, she should be able to pull off all kinds of miracles.
Alright. She couldn't undo stuff that had already been said. By her, or by Rei. Which made things tricky, because she didn't know what things Rei had changed about the world. That made planning a bit tricky, but so long as she was careful about the things that she said, it shouldn't cause an issue for a genius like her. Right? Right?!
... The memory of Super Fellatio hit her again, and she winced a bit at that. Okay, fine, maybe being careful and smart wasn't going to be enough when reality warping was in play.
"Zut alors!" the Sexy Maid gasped. "You 'ave made such a terrible mess with Miss Misato! I shall 'ave to discipline you all, toot sweet! And zen I will 'ave my wicked, wicked way with Pilot Ikari, non?"
<i>"Pilot Ikari is not so beholden to his libido that he will give in to your seduction,</i> Rei said. The sound you just heard was everyone reading this thread facepalming. The Ring of Lies promptly did its thing, and -
<I>"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow,"</i> Shinji muttered while the Sexy Maid put her leg on top of a building and ran her giant hands down her thighs. <I>"Ah, she's so hot! I can't resist her anymore!"</i>
Asuka tried to say that yes, the damned fool could indeed resist that admittedly extremely sexually appealing creature with those thick creamy thighs and - Guh! She couldn't say it though. Which was making her grit her teeth in frustration. She couldn't go against Rei's ring no matter what she did. If something was a Truth or a Lie, then it was staying that way until or unless something else forced it to change.
In this case, suddenly Asuka was finding herself in a collar and elbow tie up with Shinji's MILFY Rei Unit 01. Which was still throwing her off something rotten.
"What are you doing?!" Asuka yelled, struggling for position. "Don't give in to that alluring minx with the lousy accent!" Damn! When Shinji got 'active' his skills as a pilot skyrocketed, she was having a hell of a time holding him in place. Meanwhile, Rei's Unit was being seductively assaulted by a feather duster.
<i>"Sorry Asuka, it's just too hot!"</i> Shinji grunted. Damn, he was gaining the advantage. <i>"I wanna see Unit 02 make out with that Sexy Maid! It'll be the best thing ever!"</i>
Lost in lust, she could practically see the hearts in his eyes. He might even have his plugsuit off, and was going at it one handed - no, that seemed unlikely his control was too good for that. She refused to believe that a wanking Shinji was a better pilot than her. She had to think quickly, otherwise they were going to be defeated by Rei's big dumb mouth!
"Ah... so long as Rei or I are turning you on, you can resist the Sexy Maid!" Asuka blurted out, and internally swore at herself for saying something like that. Dammit! Unit 01 pushed her down, but with that truth now set upon reality all she had to do was run her Unit 02's precious foot up Unit 01's thigh, and for some reason she felt like the Commander was getting absolutely fucking hammered right now while watching this. She wondered why she felt that way, but decided it wasn't important. What was important was that Shinji was being a lot less aggressive all of a sudden.
"Master, after we're done here I'll go commando for you for a week," Asuka said, and then realised that her little teasing here meant she wasn't going to be wearing underwear for a week. Gah! Some genius she was!
<i>"You'd do that for me...?"</i> Shinji asked. It was a tender moment. Sweet, sincere, and made Asuka feel all weird and gooey inside. It was strange, she hated this feeling but also craved more of it at the same time.
<i>"Pardon me for interrupting, but I could use some assistance,"</i> Rei said. And, it was a funny thing, but for a moment there Unit 00 had been forced onto its hands and knees while the Sexy Maid was running its feather duster between her legs, making the Eva Unit quiver and shake from near orgasmic release - but then somehow it slipped away from the enemy, because Rei hadn't yet worked out that everything she was saying was a Lie.
"Rei has decided to stay quiet during battles from now on!" Asuka snapped, doing her damndest to keep that idiot bluette from making things worse for them again. So let's see. The best weapon for them to use here was Shinji's arousal against the enemy. So long as either Asuka or Rei was turning him on, there wasn't a problem.
<i>"Ah, you're so fucking hot Asuka, in that Unit or not!"</i>
Actually there was a problem. A big problem. A stupid big problem. Because... Rei had accidentally turned Shinji into a sexual genius. When the two of them were in a collar and elbow tie up, it wasn't exactly easy for him to do anything too erotic to her. Maybe something with the Unit's foot, but then again that wasn't his goal at the time anyway.
Ah, but now her defenses were down, and she was practically draped all over Unit 01, which gave Shinji ample opportunity to put that talent to use. And since Asuka was able to feel the same things that Unit 02 was feeling - well, that was leaving her in no real state to think of anything much at all regarding little matters like 'strategy' or 'tactics'.
"Oooh la la, the two of you are 'aving so much of ze fun," the Sexy Maid teased, in front of them all of a sudden. "Why not join me in cleaning up all of zis filth, and zen we can 'ave some fun or our own."
She was holding up a rack with three maid themed bikinis on them. They looked so soft and fluffy, so right for using while cleaning up this messy city while showing off your body. Ah, so alluring - but no! She leaned back into Unit 01, and tried to not ahegao her brains out, really she did, but it was <i>so fucking hard</i>. In this condition she couldn't use her special attack. Hell, she couldn't even speak! Oooh, the power to bend reality to your fucking will with a few well chosen words sure does sound amazing, but those restrictions were kicking her ass. Especially since she wasn't sure of all the changes Rei had made. Which meant she didn't know if she'd even be able to say what she intended to say to make things go the way that she wanted.
"Young boy, why not come play with a real woman, no?" the Sexy Maid asked. Ooh, that accent was really grinding her gears as well! The more she heard of it the less she liked it! So fake, so phony, so trying-too-hard-to-be-sexy! "Leave zis little thing alone, she is not good enough for you."
Unit 02 slipped to the ground when Unit 01 let it go, and Asuka watched through misty eyes, taking deep hard breaths as that Unit lunged towards the Sexy Maid's boobs with the most blatant grabby pervy hands she'd ever seen in her life. She couldn't say anything, and the Sexy Maid was on the other side of him so getting at her wasn't an option. With his back turned... there was only one way to go from here!
Unit 02 used all of the strength that Asuka could muster, and dove for its target: Unit 00!
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"Oh good," Gendo said in between swigging down bottles of the finest beer money could buy. "Exactly what I wanted to see. Naoko and Kyoko engaged in a sloppy, tongue filled makeout, groping each other's bodies like their lives depended on it." He mused a moment, then let out a drunken chuckle. "I suppose in a way it does!"
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Hrmph, this was getting quite frustrating for the super hot Sexy Maid. Every time she thought that she had that boy wrapped around her finger, one of those two other girls would intervene and entice him away. It was a shame. A tragedy. Though his touch had been small, it had been very intense. With fingers that nimble, he would surely be an excellent partner in cleaning the Earth, and scrubbing it thoroughly.
Still, it was useful in another way. He was dividing their attention, so they could not fight as effectively as they might like. That boy was led around easily by his libido, and so if they let up for a moment it would be trivial for the Sexy Maid to seduce and entice him away at a moment's notice. Better still, it was keeping them too busy to employ any kind of special attack, which meant that she could prolong the fight long enough to wear down their willpower, allowing her the chance to seduce and entice all three of them at once.
"Saucy wink!" she cried, letting loose one of her favourite special moves. Leaning forward just so, letting a healthy amount of cleavage show, and then winking seductively at the trio. The two girls were clinging onto the other side of the boy's Unit, praactically humping up against him while his hands rested on their rumps. The three of them recoiled as if struck. Oh dear. What messy pups these three were. "You cannot win if you divide your attention so, your arousal is growing moment by moment."
<i>"Rei, take that dummy for a sec,"</i> the redhead said. Cocksure, tsunderish, not nearly as smart as she thinks she is. She passed off Unit 01 to Unit 00, and within moments the former was knuckle deep inside the pussy of the former, making her beg and quiver soundlessly.<i>"You won't beat me! Got it?"</i>
But of course. She understood fully that seh wouldn't beat Asuka. However... This was the point by which Misato Katsuragi had recovered. They had dallied too long, giving her first corruption target enough time to rise again and tackle Unit 02 from the rear.
"You are right!" the Sexy Maid taunted, watching the Unit struggle under Misato's horny grip. "I will not defeat you! She will! Ohohoho!" Ah, imagine that as more a snooty french laugh than the ojou sama laugh, there is a subtle difference but an important one. "Now, I will finish off your two colleagues while you are too busy to -"
<i>"Misato Katsuragi is back on our side after my attack made her cum her brains out,"</i> Asuka muttered. <I>"And she knows exactly what would reduce a Sexy Maid to a puddle of mindless, cumming goo in seconds! Guh! Why didn't I say something like that sooner?!"</i>
That would be a mystery that would have to wait for another time, though the answer is probably 'overwhelming pride' or something like that. It didn't really matter too much in the end, because before the Sexy Maid could process what had been said Misato had grabbed her by the wrist, spun her around and tossed her in an overarm judo throw before sitting on her face and playing with her breasts until the Sexy Maid came from the sudden overstimulation.
"Oh dear, look at the mess you made," Misato said, moving her hands down the Sexy Maid's body, along her hips and back up her sides. "Shinji, could you bring Rei over here for a moment? I would like her help in disciplining this bitch."
Ah? Rei's help in disciplining her? The Sexy Maid couldn't see what was going on of course, but she could plainly imagine Unit 01 using one hand to finger Unit 00, while the other went under her back to help carry her over to where the two of them were lying. THe next part was even easier to imagine when she felt a tongue press right into her happy spot.
<i>"Dummy, don't leave me out of the action,"</i> Asuka sniffed, and there was a sound like two giant mountains of flesh having a slapfight. Not that the Sexy Maid much cared for that anymore because holy shit it felt like her brain actually was turning to mush under Misato's ministrations. And then it got even worse when she instructed Shinji to add his hands to the mix!
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"Well, that is both the hottest and most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my entire life,"</i> a thoroughly and completely sloshed Gendo Ikari muttered. He downed another bottle in a single go, tossed it over his shoulder into the rapidly growing pile behind him, and then added "Think of the ground that covers. Holy shit. An orgy involving my dead wife, my dead lover, an insane former colleague, one of my most trusted subordinates and an eldritch abomination in the form of an extremely sexy version of a clone of my dead wife. There's not enough alcohol in the world to remove this from my brain, but I'm definitely going to jerk it to this later on. What is my life?"
Do note, by the way, that he wasn't nearly as lucid as this, we're translating from drunkese for the ease of reading. Thank you for understanding.
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