Story: HHL DxD

 

 While that was going on, an unusual foursome were sitting in the ORC. On one side of the room was Asia, smiling as brightly as ever. Koneko, staring across the room with a dispassionate face that betrayed not a speck of emotion, the same sort of way that a cat does. And then there was Akeno, who was smiling. Like Asia? No! Not like Asia! You see, that girl's smile was pure and innocent. Well... as pure and innocent as one can get while idly fantasising about being bent over a table by a certain perverted boy. But compared to Akeno's smile, it was truly an innocent one, for Akeno was a beautiful sadomasochist. A woman who got off on punishing and being punished. In her mind, she wasn't imagining something as torrid as mere sex.

She was imagining what she might do to the one on the other side of the room from them. The so called succubus from another dimension. The one responsible for this hot mess they'd found themselves in. the nervous, the beautiful, the fidgety invader; Eve.

Things were not going the way that Eve wanted. At all. She'd thought it was fine, at first. Sure! A bit of weirdness is to be expected when a reality rewrites itself. This? This was too much. By definition, far too much! Why was that a problem? Why not just, you know, move in and take control?

Because control was something that nobody could have if things kept up like this! Look, this example might be crass but you don't ask why a cancer cell being allowed to grow and divide is an issue, right? The reason is obvious if you think about it for a second! Allow this to proceed unchecked and the effect could accumulate, pop, and spread throughout the multiverse! Starting with the universes they'd recently conquered and turned to a dirty way of life -

"So, it was your intention to turn us into a pervert's paradise," Akeno asked. Oh, that smile. It sent chills down Eve's spine. So pretty, yet so threatening at the same time. "You know, now that I think of it, I'm still not completely certain on what that would involve."

Koneko then, without breaking eye contact, licked the back of her hand and rubbed it against her cheek. At no time did she show the slightest hint of emotion while doing so. Or, for that matter, blink. Somehow that was even more unsettling.

"Ah, Akeno, I'm sure she had the best of intentions," Asia said, squirming in her seat.

Horny. They were all stupid horny. Eve could feel it wafting off them in waves, the sheer lustful presence they all had. Towards the same boy. That same perverted boy was the intended target of these three cuties? As much as Eve wanted to say it was her doing, she couldn't quite say that. Big gulp, now! Think about what you are here to do. Focus on the task at hand, and then - only then - will you be able to relax even an iota and get on with the matter at hand.

"Under normal conditions, perverts get their 'just desserts'," Eve began, adding a bit of derision to the end of that. Koneko let out a cute, affirmative yowl, as though she agreed with that wholeheartedly. Oh dear. She was starting to go cat again. Asia seemed to notice, and began to scratch behind her ears, making the cute girl stretch her neck up to allow easier access, letting her eyes flutter but otherwise showing no emotion at all. "You know how it is. They peek on a girl changing, or try to cop a feel and they tend to get caught more often than not? And then receive what seems like 'divine punishment'? That's the way it's apparently meant to go, across the universe. Apparently it was a bit less true here due to the type of universe it was, but -"

"But you switch that off somehow," Akeno interrupted. "You found a way to disrupt that so called divine punishment and ensured that perverts could get away with their dirty deeds?"

"More than that!" Eve said. "Perverts gain an instinct for making people go along with what they want. It's supposed to be pretty subtle, like... Making girls selectively ignore that they're being ogled, or give the pervert an idea of how to seduce someone they are interested in. It's not just neutralising their fortunes, but rather ensuring that fortune favours the dirty minded."

It might not be a good idea to mention Happosai, the progenitor of these new rules. No need to complicate matters further.

"Being able to do that at such a high level," Akeno tutted. "You must be using something really powerful to make that happen."

Right. They had discussed some of this already. Of course, Eve knew a lot more about it than any of them. This did give her some control over the situation, but honestly these three could easily turn her into paste the second they didn't like what they were hearing... And if they thought that it would be easier for them to work this out on their own instead of working with her?

Well, it had been a nice life, just wish she'd had more sex.

"This world was already plenty lewd as it was, long before we got here," Eve said. "That's the problem, right? You can't tell me you didn't notice. I mean, Issei Hyoudou is a letch, and he's got all of you eager to spread your legs -"

Oh. Huh. How about that? Both Akeno and Koneko had picked up a coaster and, without raising from their seat embedded one into the couch on either side of her head. Thrown like shuriken. Eve's ears were popping as well, as if a sonic boom had just whistled by both of them. For her part, Asia was staring at the floor.

"Er... I mean, he's surrounded by such pretty and affectionate girls who are increasingly okay with sharing him," Eve said, a bead of sweat dripping from her head. "It's an effect partly caused by the fact that supernatural women in this world tend to turn out pretty and horny."

"Well, we can subconsciously adjust our appearance," Akeno said. "Most people believe themselves to be more beautiful than they actually are - and so we wind up being exactly that."

She didn't explain the part about them being horny, Eve noted. Whatever.

"That's quite convenient for you," Eve said. "Hrm, you must be able to get away with all manner of lewd behaviour already, right? You'd probably not even notice the difference between your world, and the one I wanted to create."

"Oh, ara, ara!" Akeno giggled. That is to say, giggled threateningly. "You misunderstand something, Miss Eve. About me, about what I like, about what I don't like."

This was around the time where Eve realised what it meant to have a Queen pissed off at you. Because now, Akeno was standing over her, leaning over, cleavage on full display - but all she could focus on was Akeno's pretty face. Her horrifying, smiling, pretty face. Little sparks of electricity were bouncing around her head, warning of pain and misery in Eve's immediate future.

"You think I want to 'get away' with being lewd?" Akeno asked. "No, no. Half the fun is getting caught in the act. Or catching others in the act and making them explain themselves. Your world woudl rob me of that fun - and also force others to roll along with what you find fun in the process."

"Er?" Eve gulped. But Akeno continued unabated.

"You would force everyone to play your lewd game without their consent, and consent is very important to me. Do you understand?"

Faced with that, Eve could only nod.

"Good," Akeno said, patting her on the head. "Now, I should probably tell you something else since it's not obvious, but... Koneko is ten times angrier at you than I am."


Eve tilted her head to look past Akeno's body, hardly able to believe what she'd been told. That small thing? Staring without expression? Angrier than her by a magnitude? That didn't quite seem right. Hell, the only thing Eve was sensing off her was lust, and... now that she was really looking some sort of tangy -

Oh.

Oh no.

Oh, that was her anger?

Oh no, oh no, oh no! This girl was really unhappy with the idea that perverts would rule! To a truly terrifying degree! Was she horny? Enough to rival any bull! But that didn't mean she was happy with the idea of lewdness being the order of the day! A bit of a contradiction there, but - But really where emotions were concerned contradictions like that were totally irrelevant!

"So fixing this problem is going to involve basically draining off a <i>lot</i> of energy before it reaches critical mass and doing... something with it that we don't have the time to set up!" Eve blurted out, desperate to move the conversation on before <b>she fucking died</b> because a horny kitty with superstrength put her thighs to good practical use. "Um, we've never had to depervify -"

"Prudify?" Asia helpfully suggested.

"Can we not use that term?" Eve helplessly asked. "We've not had to depervify a world before, so this is kind of new territory, alright?"

"Draining energy..." Akeno said. "I vaguely remember something about Sona's new Pawn having a boosted gear that might help with that."

"I do as well," Asia said. "Though, it's funny, I don't remember where I heard it from."

"What kind of power does it have?" Eve barrelled on, noting the hairs on top of Koneko's head starting to stand on end, and her shoulder haunch up. She was also dragging her fingers along her thighs. Oh no! None of those were good signs!

"Um... It connects a line to things and drains them?" Akeno said. Her pretty brow furrowed, as if she was trying to remember where she'd heard that from. "I think that's how it works. He can drain strength from things using that, though I don't think he's very good with it."

"Then Issei can boost him!" Asia happily suggested. "Yes, that would work right?"

"Until he became the embodiment of porn logic," Koneko said. "Which, of course, is not your goal at all. Right, Miss Invading Succubus?"

"R-Right!" Eve said. "We'd, um, need to send all that energy elsewhere! Like - Like to parallel worlds!"

"Where you can speed up your conquest by releasing just enough energy into them to turn them to your liking," Akeno said. "My, my. How beneficial and efficient this will turn out to be for you."

"I'll take better suggestions if you have them," Eve said. "And we'd better hurry too, if this reaches critical mass then it'll propagate faster than we can deplete it."

Of course, they didn't have any answers. Because, of course, they didn't know half as much as she did. Which gave her all sorts of opportunities. Now, she obviously couldn't use this runoff to corrupt this world or the whole damn process would kick off all over again. The best thing to do with this was dump it in the purest and most prudish realities they'd encountered to date and let it do its thing there.

However... With a little ingenuity, she could still make something of this. Leave the world just that side of more perverted that they could bring it to heel. Now that she properly had a grasp of what sort of realm this was, now that she knew it was not actually a 'battle type' universe but rather a 'smutty battle type' universe, she had all the knowledge she needed to let things simmer at the right temperature.

"I'll set up the interdimensional portals then," Eve sniffed. "You find that boy, bring him here and then we can start. Ah, Akeno? If you're so worried about my setup you're more than welcome to stay."

"Yes, perhaps I will," Akeno said. "Asia. Koneko. Find Saji, and bring him here. Try not to get caught up in the lewd nonsense going on outside, would you do that for me as a favour?"

"Of course, my Queen!" Asia saluted, then took Koneko's hand and merrily skipped out of the room. The entire time, Koneko's eyes never left Eve. Not until she was out the door. Then, at the last possible moment, she took the middle and index fingers of her free hand, pointed them at her own eyes and then pointed them at Eve.

Gulp! Uh... Maybe... Just maybe, she should play along here and not get her head squished? Wait until she was out of here before trying anything funny to corrupt this world again? Just a thought!