Story: FGI Akane

 

 

Well today had turned into a total shitshow, hadn't it? Akane could hardly believe how things had turned out. Up ahead of her, she could plainly see girl form Ranma getting head from Ukyo Oooh! Akane stomped on over to the two of them, and tapped her foot in the sand.

"Enjoying yourselves?" she asked. Ukyo jumped, stopped sucking Ranma's dick and gave her a look of absolute guilt. Ranma, on the other hand, was blowing raspberries at her while tugging on her eyelid.

"Ah! S-Sorry about this," Ukyo said. "Uh, could you leave us alone for a little bit?"

Oh, was that how it was going to be? Her fiance and... whatever she was with Ukyo were going to do this right in front of her and expect no consequences at all? Fat chance.

"You I kill!"

How wonderful the gang's all here. Shampoo dove in, aiming for Ukyo with obvious murderous intent - and was quickly intercepted by Ranma, with equally murderous intent. Smooth move, Shampoo. Go ahead, attack the one that your love interest is smitten with by a potent love spell! Really smart, can't possibly backfire.

Still, that did give her some time to wander over to Ukyo, who was wiping at her mouth and looked pretty damn guilty right about now. Once again, Akane tapped her foot on the sand.

"Yeah, well, she threatened to hurt you if I didn't do what she wanted..." Ukyo grumbled. "Uh, did you give Ranchan's girl form that dick?"

"So what if I did?" Akane grumbled. This stupid badge! It was the reason the pill had made Ranma fall under the pill's influence after seeing Ukyo! What a torment, what a burden, what a -

Solution to her problems? She'd been toying with the notion in the back of her mind. Maybe use it to fix things up somehow. But... no, whenever she'd tried to do something with it, something had gone wrong. Completely awry. Namely, she'd make things worse by using it. Still, the temptation had persisted... even though she didn't really have any ideas on what to do with it.

"Aiya! Airen's girl form has penis?"

Oh, and now Shampoo knows about that. Akane had half a mind to give her one as well - no, no, that wouldn't help anyone, it would be little more than a spiteful move. Then what could she do? What could Akane possible do that would -

Aha!

"Federal Genital Inspector Tendo here," Akane said, flashing her badge to Ukyo. Immediately, she stiffened up. Her spine! It was just her spine that stiffened! "Pardon me, Miss Kuonji, but I have to make a small adjustment here."

Akane produced a pen from... somewhere or other, and quickly scribbled on a notepad. "Penis induces intense gag reflex in Jusenkyo curse victims during blowjob, causing them to spit up love pills."

There! Unfortunately she couldn't fit much more than that in there, but it should more than do the job! "Now, get Ranma to give you some head, and that should take care of all your problems!" Akane said.

Honestly, that was the most ridiculous idea that she's probably ever had. Making Ukyo get Ranma to give her a blowjob in order to make her spit out the pill was a pretty roundabout way to use this stupid badge. But it should work. She hoped. She dearly, sincerely hoped it would put an end to this.

Urgh, she'd have to put up with seeing Ranma blowing Ukyo too, that made her feel really weird for some reason, almost as if part of her kind of wanted to see that. Well, never mind, all she had to do was wait for -

"Shampoo knock sense back into Airen!"

"Just you try it, you Chinese hussy!"

...

Right, that could also be an issue. Watching carefully, it was obvious that Ranma outmatched Shampoo in a martial arts contest with almost casual ease. Nonetheless, Shampoo was a hardy bitch and not that easy to put out for the count. Probably done the same sort of training as Ryoga at some point or another. It would explain her relationship with walls.

If that was the case, it didn't matter much how long Ranma kept annihilating her pretty butt, Shampoo was going to keep on getting up, over and over again. Which was going to cause a problem here, because the longer this kept up the more likely it was that love pill would get digested, and if that happened...

"Shampoo! Federal Genital Inspector Tendo here!"

Grr! Having to use this yet again like this! That really pissed her off! At the very least, the two of them backed down upon her announcing her presence, though Shampoo really didn't seem all that impressed at all.

"Hrmph, Shampoo annoyed that they choose you to take such important role..." Yeah, try living it. "What you want at this time? Is not convenient."

"Random inspection," Akane said. "Over there will do fine. As for you, return to your business."

"Ah, I can wait to punch her lights out, she's had it coming for a -"

"Ranchan, my dick is growing hard!" Ukyo called out, and all of a sudden Ranma was replaced by a cloud of sand which quickly dispersed, leaving Akane with Shampoo. Her hated rival. The annoying kitty cat who had barged into her life, scrubbed her memory and generally made her miserable at every turn.

You know, she had been planning on going easy on her here, but all truth told those memories were making it really fucking hard for Akane to justify doing that. As such!

"Lie back on the sand, legs in the air," Akane said. Shampoo obliged. Which was almost enough revenge as it was. However, Akane instead took her sweet time, tracing her fingers around Shampoo's labia. "Perfectly healthy. You obviously take care of yourself."

"Hygiene is first personal battle any warrior must overcome," Shampoo sniffed. Right, that was a good philosophy. Take care of your hygiene first, and then the rest of your physical health should follow suit. Still, that was a little annoying. In fact, it was so annoying that Akane simply dove right in with her index and middle finger to get to the part of a woman's inspection she typically hated the most. "Aiyaa!"

"Hrm, tighter than I expected," Akane said. "Pretty soaking wet, though. You're rather aroused right now, huh? Be honest now, something has turned you on quite a bit, right?"

"Shampoo has fetish for authority being taken over her," Shampoo admitted. That was, sadly, in line with what Akane had seen, and far too much information. Really, she'd been meaning to bully Shampoo a little there, but it felt like she was being bullied right back. "Whether boy or girl, if someone dominate Shampoo it make her too, too horny... But they have to earn it."

"I see," Akane nodded. "And in your eyes, I've earned the badge?"

She regretted the question the moment it left her lips. As if in response to this, Shampoo's back arched - and she came all over Akane's fingers. Grk! The muscles of her pussy had gripped her fingers so tightly that - that if Akane wasn't as strong as she was, they might have been broken in an instant!

"You is sure Shampoo's pussy is not compatible with airen?" Shampoo asked.

How pitiable. Asking that question while behind her that very 'man' was giving Ukyo paizuri -

Wait a minute.

"Ukyo! You were supposed to make her blow you!" Akane yelled.

"Ahhhh, I'm sorry, but her boobs feel too goooooood!" Ukyo moaned. Ugh! How infuriating! At the very least Ukyo got around to grabbing the back of Ranma's head and forcing her dick down that throat- and then, like magic, Ranma's cheeks puffed up and a little pill popped right out of her mouth.

"Blergh, what's this funny taste in my mouth?" Ranma asked blearily. "Tastes salty and gross..."

Well, that's her back to normal apparently. Now, as for Shampoo... Whatever should she do for this girl's writeup? After seeing her plan go right on schedule - which felt like it went at odds with the way the universe was run - she wasn't in any sort of mood to be vindictive...

Though it did give her the opportunity to deal with her as a romantic rival. Or at least get her out of her hair. What should she do here? Not something too nasty, but...