Story: DxD Loot Crate

 

Asia stared at the contents of the box in mild disbelief. Hrm? What was this, now? A gift from God. Obviously. Though to what end? They must be items that she needed, but... why? And what did 'round two' mean? A frown fell upon her pretty face, and she decided that - she didn't know. Furthermore, she didn't have enough information to know. Which meant that she shouldn't think about it anymore until she did know more, and then she would... probably try asking someone a bit smarter than her what was going on, honestly. Asia knew she was decently intelligent, but she lacked the confidence in herself to know for sure what to do.

As for the items themselves, she pulled them out and held them aloft. Gifts from God, for her to use at her will. The first, was some kind of license with the word 'Doctor' written on it, alongside the words 'Certificate of Expertise'. As she held it aloft, Asia's name appeared on the bottom as if by magic. No, it was definitely magic! Signing itself with her name.

The other item was less simple to understand. It was a dial of some sort, with four words around the edges and 'difficulty level' inscribed in the middle: Easy, normal, hard. What did that mean? She honestly couldn't guess. Right now, the arrow was pointed at Normal and - Ah! The reverse side had something written on it too!

"Easy - All of life's challenges will come simply to you, but the reward will be lesser. Normal - All of life's challenges will be at a fair level, and the reward will be fair. Hard - All of life's challenges will be difficult, but the reward will be tremendous. Set the difficulty while bearing a task in mind, and the difficulty will stay at that level until it is completed."

Hrm? Interesting. In that case... Asia closed her eyes and thought really hard about 'Asia Argento gets where she needs to be' and set the dial to 'easy'.

The instant she did so, it started to rain. She put the license and dial under her clothes, then the rain started getting worse and worse.

"Uwaah! This isn't easy mode!" she yelled, rushing down the street. "I'm sorry, I just wanted to figure out where I needed to -"

A passing car ran right through a puddle and splashed Asia, drenching her from head to toe. Oh no! Oh gosh! Why, this must be punishment from God for trying to do things the easy way!

But then, an umbrella appeared over her head, and a middle aged man was looking down at her with genuine concern. "Are you alright, young lady? You appear to be drenched through. My name is Gorou Hyoudou, can I help you get to where you need to go?"

Five minutes later she was at the front door of this nice man's residence. Truly, he was a gentle soul. She could tell at a glance, he was so nice and helpful. His wif was also very pleasant and pretty, but...

"Ah, terribly sorry but our hot water isn't working," Mrs Hyoudou tutted. "And I can only offer you a sandwich right now to eat."

"That's quite okay!" Asia said, then sneezed. "Ah... so long as I can have some new clothes, then the lord shall provide the rest."

They put her in their son's room for the time being, making sure to ask her not to touch anything - and the moment she set foot inside, the dial made a beep noise. Pulling it out of her robes, Asia jumped a little, noting that the text on the underside had changed.

"Mission complete," it read. "You are now where you are supposed to be." In this boy's room? Huh? "Easy mode reward - Clothes to replace soaked robes. Normal mode reward - bath and warm meal will be provided, as well as a regular place to sleep safely. Hard mode reward - night of passion with soul mate."

That last one got a deep blush out of her. Oh gosh. "B-But I'm not even married!" she protested. Perverted thing! But having said that... Maybe there was something to this? With a deep breath, she turned the dial again while thinking of her next task.

'Meet my soul mate - Hard mode!'

This time she kept an eye on the underside, and the words did change. "New mission accepted," it read. "Easy mode reward - a chaste kiss. Normal mode reward - a night of passion within the year. Hard mode - regular intense intercourse, with the first of a dozen children being born within a year."

This time around she turned bright scarlet. A dozen...? She squirmed a little at the prospect. Oh gosh, she wasn't ready to be a mother! Especially when she hadn't even met their father yet! Asia sneezed and remembered her current condition - soaked and cold. So she finished disrobing and used the offered towel to dry herself off, while looking around the room and - Gosh, this boy sure did like girls, didn't he? It was a bit of a mess as well.

That being said, she did have to wonder. If that dial did set the 'difficulty' for a given task, then how was it going to make things harder for her to meet her apparent soul mate?

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There was no power in heaven or earth or possible even hell that could make Issei leave this shower. This wasn't just because of the fact he was surrounded by Akeno, Rias, Koneko and all the members of Koneko's class within this tiny shower that somehow fit all of them at once (must be magic at work) and he'd have to be a fool to want to leave -but also because there were so many people in the way that he didn't think it was possible for him to get out if he actively tried.
'But hold on,' you might think. 'There are Devils that have the power to literally erase anything they point at and others that can render things Useless merely by comprehending them. Surely a mass of girls, most of whom are ordinary humans, would be no match for Dragons, Heroes and Gods.'

To which I respond with 'they were using his body as a loofa.'

Not his hands. Not his back. Not his chest. Not his arms or legs. I don't mean <i>just</i> that. I mean that every single square inch of his body was being used to rub down soap onto a girl, and that girl was moaning like it was the most erotic thing they could think of happening.

Issei had tried to be a gentleman about it, he really did. But Koneko and Akeno had both turned into even bigger perverts than him due to an earlier use of a certain pair of very normal earrings. And these girls in her class, young and impressionable as they were, were quick to learn how to enjoy lewdness.

Oh, and as if that wasn't good enough the instant Akeno had stepped into the shower more of that Liquid Orgasm stuff appeared out of nowhere, and the girls were having no problem rubbing it all over themselves and each other. Now try telling me that those powerful beings had a chance in hell of getting him out of here.

Yeah, thought not.

"Oh, President, I think we need a bigger shower~" Akeno sang.

Somehow, Issei didn't think he'd be getting home any time in the near future. Things were a little too hard for him to manage something like that right now... It was weird though, even if you take into account the stuff that had already happened it was as if something was making these girls behave much lewder than they should be. I mean, one of them was using his penis to scrub soap all over her butt, squeezing the shaft in between her cheeks on occasion. That wasn't normal! That wasn't normal at all!

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Ah, this was nice! Asia skipped out in a borrowed dressing gown, glad to be out of the stormy weather. These two were such a nice couple. Asia stretched out and considered for a moment, how should she make it up to these two? While she knew, in truth, that it was God's will that had led them to her, that did not mean she should not show them gratitude. God chose them because of the kindness in their hearts, and they must have led her to them for a reason.

Incidentally, this writer finds that reasoning spurious, as it presumes that God can't do whatever the fuck he wants himself. If he's meant to be all powerful then... Bah, problem of evil, Pascal's wager, you've seen the arguments by now I am sure. Though, to be fair, Gods in this setting aren't actually literally omnipotent merely extremely powerful. The war between the factions did end in a draw.

"Ah..." Mrs Hyoudou grunted, putting her hand at her back. "Oh dear, my back is acting up again."

No sooner had Asia stepped on the last step than she'd heard Mrs Hyoudou say that. Aha! This must be the reason that God had put her here!

"Let me have a look!" Asia said, skipping over toward the woman. "I have a knack for this sort of thing."

Twilight Healing is an immensely potent Sacred Gear that allows its user to heal any non-stamina related injury a living being has endured.cuts, bruises, lacerations, trauma - all can be dealt with instantly by her hands.A little back pain, possibly caused by a tender muscle or pinched nerve was no issue at all for her to heal.

"Ta-da! All better!" Asia chirped.

"My goodness, you barely touched me and the pain vanished!" Mrs Hyoudou gasped. "That's been bothering me for quite a while. What was causing it?"

Asia honestly didn't know. Asia knew enough about anatomy to recognise that there were all sorts of potential causes for back pain, but she had been in such a rush to help this woman out that she hadn't actually checked on the symptoms - merely set about fixing them.

"Ah... I fixed it with love!" Asia said after a moment, forming a cute heart with her hands. It wasn't a lie or anything, but telling her about Twilight Healing probably wasn't a very good idea. "Your aches and pains are easily cured by an expression of love!"

Cue the Doctor's License working its magic, now. That was a prescription, and under the power of the Doctor's License that meant that the prescription - like any diagnosis she made  -would come true. Hence, Issei's mother would be healed of any ailment, any injury or pain by an act of love. Which, in turn, meant that Issei's parents were about to get even freakier in the bedroom than they already were.

Which was a lot. I mean, that boy had to get it from somewhere, right? These two were such deviants in the bedroom they make him look like a prude by comparison, and right at that moment Issei was enjoying a shower with Koneko and her entire class.