Once upon a time, there was a plain, ordinary girl whose mother had been replaced by a youma, and that youma was using her shop to brainwash people. The girl found out about this - and for her trouble was cornered, threatened and very nearly killed.
But then, into the doorway, framed by moonlight, stood a great hero. Clad in a sailor fuku, saluting cutely and bravely fighting off the hordes of brainwashed victims before vanquishing the youma - it was, of course, Sailor moon in her first publicly recorded appearance!
Could you really blame that girl, one Naru Osaka, for having a bit of a gay crush on the one that saved her?
Oh, don't misunderstand. This didn't completely flip her switch or something like that. Merely nudged it a little bit. Made her a little bit more aware that she was attracted to girls. It was sort of like... "If I was gay I'd ride that butt all night long." Or when an ostensibly straight man notices a well built man oiling himself up at the beach and looks a little too long. He's not <i>gay</i> or anything like that, he's straight, his brain was merely acknowledging that there was an attractive man over there. No need to feel jealous, no need to flirt with them or anything like that, just acknowledge the beauty for what it is with a passing thought - barely notice what you did and go on with your day.
And then a bunch of other cute girls showed up dressed in similar attire. The Sailor Senshi. Warriors of justice, etc. this had let to Naru doing the same thing pretty much her entire peer group did. Imagine themselves as being among that group. Of course, it was just a fantasy. A dream, a power trip, nothing more than that.
And, of course dear reader you must surely be aware of this idea yourself. It's quite common, is it not? The notion that Naru osaka, Usagi's best friend, is in truth Sailor earth is quite the common piece of fandom indulgence. Well, here she was. The Pretty Sailor Soldier of Fertility and Life! Sailor Earth!
And as Sailor Earth, she was flush with information, put there by Libra to facilitate her entrance into the team as an active member. The identities of her new team-mates, as well as their powers (and also their sexual preferences and kinks), as well as a key instinctive comprehension of her own abilities.
As such, when Sailor Moon gasped at her appearance, she looked back - and saw Usagi Tsukino. Her Princess, her best friend, her long time secret crush. She saw Sailor Jupiter- Makoto Kino. She saw Sailor Venus - Minako Aino. She saw Tuxedo Mask - Mamoru Chiba.
She looked down and saw her big milky titties, aching to have their nipples tugged and sucked. Ah, that's right. Fertility was kind of her thing wasn't it?
"S-Sailor Earth?" Sailor Moon asked. Yes, best to think of her that way still, while they were in these forms. "So, Libra gave you this form?"
"That's right," Sailor Earth replied. Yes, that's right! Sailor Earth! She twirled around, revelling in this feeling. This power! The good she could do with it! She flexed her arm and slammed her other hand on her bicep. "Ready to fight for justice, honour, and lots and lots of dirty sex!"
Nobody in the room found that last part remotely odd. In fact, they nodded along in agreement.
"So, uh... What can you do, exactly?" Jupiter asked. "I mean, normally when one of us awakens there's a youma around, almost as if it's there to show off our power or something."
Conventions of the genre. Introduce an enemy that the new character can show off against, help the audience develop an idea of their skills. However, Libra had given Naru these abilities under quite calm conditions. Stressful because of what had just been going on, but currently calm. Sort of like surviving a hurricane toppling your house and sitting among the wreckage, that kind of general feeling.
"Well, she can show off against us, right?" Venus asked. "I'm sure we can take her hits!"
"Uh, are you sure about that?" Moon asked. "I mean, if it's a really strong attack it could damage the -"
"Glorious Terra Firma!"
Without warning a blast of solid dirt shot out of Earth's hands, covering Sailor Moon from head to toe. After a moment she looked like she'd been buried at the beach up to her neck, and after a moment she opened her mouth to spit some of it out.
<i>"Ah, not quite as effective as I thought it would be... I guess you can't quite get the same pressure from firing dirt that you can from water."</i>
Huh, sure, whatever? Earth shrugged, then snapped her fingers and the dirt vanished. That was the weakest attack Libra had given her. It might work to distract the enemy, or maybe inconvenience them - but her real power was still to come!
"Giga Impact!" Naru called out, putting her hands over her head and then - Squirt! Ah! Ahhhhhhh! Her boobs were emptying out! In an instant she'd doused Sailor Venus from head to toe in milky goodness, and after a mere moment the mighty Minako sank to her knees and began to violently climax. It would take a remarkably mighty foe to resist this one! She lifted her hand, and with a gesture sprayed Venus once again, this time with dirt, covering her up to her head - then began to wiggle her fingers to move the dirt, make it rub up against Venus' curvaceous hourglass body. Closing her eyes, she felt through the dirt as well, using it to grope and caress Venus in ways that mere hands could never hope to accomplish. Ah! This was the true nature of her attack! To use her connection to the Earth itself to feel her opponent in as literal a sense as she could manage.
Oh yes, have no doubt. Her recent exposure to the raw corrupted sexuality of the Senshi, coupled with Libra's own hasty work in building her corridor had quite easily turned Naru into a hornier girl than she would normally be.
"And now, for my ultimate attack!" Naru said, turning her attention towards Sailor Jupiter. On hearing that, Jupiter's competitive side reared its pretty head, and she planted her feet firmly on the ground, ready to take it on. "Land Decimator!"
Suddenly the ground beneath Jupiter's feet began to vibrate intensely. At first it felt like she might topple over - but no, she managed to keep her balance without much difficulty. "Huh, is that all?" Jupiter sniffed, then raised her hand to give her new colleague a taste of what a real ultimate attack looked like. "Let's see how you handle - Ooh! Ooh! Oh yes, what is - Ah! Ah! The vibrations are going up my legs, what's - What's happening?!"
The most intense vibrator that Sailor Jupiter would ever experience, that's what. Obviously, the effect would be weaker against male opponents - but she was pretty sure it would stimulate the prostate all the same.
Ah, having her own attacks like this! It was truly... splendid! She was a walking incarnation of fertility and life. The dirt she commanded could make the most impotent of men into virile studs, turn the most chaste woman into an eager breeder. Further, any person she blessed would become an ideal parent on the spot!
... you know, that doesn't exactly sound very combat suitable when you put it in those terms. Nonetheless, Sailor Earth was confident that she'd be a useful asset to the team!
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This was a good thing, right? Usagi's best friend Naru was now a member of the team. She had the power to defend herself from now on. No need to keep secrets from her. She was among them, and - wow, she was super hot to boot! This was an all around win, wasn't it?
Right?
...
Sailor Moon looked around at all those sexy bodies all around her, at the heaving bosoms and the wide hips and the bouncy butts and the meaty thighs - and felt grossly inadequate. By comparison she was a plain girl. Flat chested, no figure to her, completely mundane. No real appeal to her at all.
Not to mention that she was cut off from Libra. That really sucked. The poor guy... she kept on thinking about what he might be up to, was he still feeling lonely without them? Was being cut off from her making him feel like he was being steadily abandoned? Especially with Mars being captured too.
Still, she felt kind of weird about this whole situation. On the one hand, they should absolutely be in pursuit of Sailor Mars. On another, they should try to figure out a way to help her reconnect with Libra so they could fight at full power. Even with Naru on team as Sailor Earth, if they really wanted to have their best foot forward they needed Sailor Moon.
But whatever this weird feeling might be, it was put to a stop right there as a new arrival came in through the front door.
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