At this point Asuka was certain. They were being randomly shunted around from perverted scenario to perverted scenario. Without question, without doubt that was the only thing that was happening to them anymore. It was now lunchtime, you see, which meant that the students were all heading towards the dining hall to get their cheap - er, that is to say, cost effective to taxpayers slop, er that is to say nutritionally balanced meal to carry them through the afternoon.
The sight of all the staff actually being students wearing slutty maid/waiter uniforms was so much of a shock to Asuka that it probably pulled the overall amount of quantifiable electrical charge across the planet down a little. That is to say, she had a negative amount of shock. You couldn't even call this 'expectancy' or 'predictable' for the same reason that 'dark' and 'light' aren't <i>really</i> opposites of each other as the former is merely the absence of the latter. You'd have to have something that directly destroyed light on contact for it to be a total opposite.
Does that make sense? It had better, because that was just about the best description of Asuka's emotional reaction to seeing all those busty babes in slutty maid attire, and buff studly boys wearing snazzy tuxedos cut open to expose their rippling six packs.
"We have to keep a low profile," Asuka said. "Avoid getting caught up in <i>yet more</i> pervy antics."
"If we do nothing perverted, that would also draw attention," Rei whispered back.
True enough. In which case - Asuka got herself a nice handful of Doll Booty. She hated to admit it, but Ayanami's butt was a true delight to squeeze and play with. Hell, even the fact that she didn't react at all to this sudden grope was kinda hot. That lack of reaction would normally get Asuka quite upset, and she recognised that fact intelligently - but nonetheless, it was true that digging her fingers into Rei's nice keister while she had absolutely zero reaction to it? Fuck butthat was making her super fucking wet, holy fuck if she wasn't so stubborn she'd have been fully corrupted by Drive just by that alone.
"Hello, and welcome to our slutwhore diner!" a waiter said, seeming to pop in from out of nowhere to bow cooly to them. "Madams, welcome indeed. Such true beauties, perhaps the most beautiful in the school. Ah! Forgive my clumsy charm, you have bewitched me with your presence and my foolish tongue speaks only truth against my common sense and better judgment!"
Dammit, that shouldn't be working for her either. Sure, the part where he was debasing himself was definitely in her kink wheelhouse, but the part where he was obviously and dumbly coming onto them? Ugh, that sort of thing always used to make her roll her eyes.
Was it getting to her that much? Worrying. Very worrying. It made sense really, one could only be exposed to this much stimulation before it started to change you a little at a time. She could already tell that literally the only thing from turning her into a broken horny mess like everyone else was her own stubborn pride - but even that could be a tenuous thing if they kept on stimulating her like this.
"Now, which delightful treat should we present you with on this fine day?" the waiter continued. He put his hands on his hips, and then used his obviously erect penis to point at a table. There was a waitress lying on it, surrounded by other students, who were licking diced up fruit right off her naked body. "Perhaps the assorted fruit platter?"
He then whirled around, stuck his hands behind his head, and let that tent pole point at another table, where students were sitting in the laps of naked staff, who were feeding them food with one hand while using the other to play with their body. "Or perhaps a massage as you eat?"
And then, he suddenly did a handstand, split his legs apart and let that dick point at yet another table. "Or perhaps you would prefer we use our mouths, as you use yours?" At that table the staff were underneath, giving oral to the student sitting there. Ugh, Asuka rolled her eyes at how obvious it all was, when all they really wanted was to grab a bite to eat and then try to escape the school before they were totally corrupted by -
"Or would you perhaps prefer to take part in Horny Oktoberfest, briefly roleplaying as staff to serve your girlfriend's every whim?"
An old fashioned frilly dress was suddenly being held before Asuka's eyes. The sort with a pretty low neckline, snug around the breasts to maximise emphasis without strictly speaking showing anything lewd. Combine this with a tartan skirt, snug and short and frilly and you had an iconic image ripped straight from the famous German festival.
Five minutes later, Asuka was strutting over to the table in the corner where Rei was sitting, wearing that uniform, beaming ear to ear while carrying, ahem, non alcoholic drinks over to her table.
"Guten tag!" she yelled, expertly placing the not-beer on the table, feeling quite a bit dazed. "Ach herrje, wann hab ich das denn angezogen? Wo ist meine Unterwäsche? Ehh.. mein Bauchnabel...!" She said, trying and failing to pull down her top to cover her belly, but the clothes were far too short and the attempt almost caused her breasts to pop right out for all to see.
Oh, had she said all that in German? She tried again. Japanese. You're fluent in multiple languages, including but not limited to Japanese and German. "Guten tag!" she said once again. Maybe... English this time? "Rei, spreche ich immer noch Deutsch?"
"Ja," Rei replied, her accent a crisp German dialect. Then she continued to speak in German. Fluently. Flawlessly. "You are indeed speaking German. Did you not intend to speak German?"
"Du sprichst Deutsch?!"
"Puedo hablar con fluidez en todos los idiomas vivos," Rei replied. That was Spanish, wasn't it? Fluent in every living language?! Since when? Then Rei shrugged, much to Asuka's annoyance, as if it wasn't a big deal. "As it happens, I am very intelligent. I just don't brag about it. Unlike some."
Gerk! That was a shot at her. Asuka <s>scowled</s> smiled at the customer. No. She <i>scowled</I> smiled brightly at the customer. "Wir müssen so schnell wie möglich verschwinden bevor mich das hier total verdirbt!"
"I'm not sure it will matter much where we go at this point," Rei whispered back. "I was overhearing a few conversations among other students and staff, and it sounds like it's like this everywhere in the city. Blatant expressions of sexuality are on every corner."
In other words the situation was getting worse. But like hell Asuka was giving up! And like hell she was going to sub for Rei anymore. Fuck that noise, she'd had enough of it. Fuck their bet from earlier too while they were at it. So! She was taking charge here, and that meant it was up to her what happened next.
Her decision? Lie down on the table. Pour some of this not-beer over her tummy, and then force Rei to lick it out. Which she did in a very smooth motion that earned her some much appreciated applause from the next table over.
"Hör mir mal zu Püppchen!" Asuka hissed. "Wir geben hier nicht auf! Verstanden? Wir entkommen diesem Chaos und finden einen weg zurück zur Geofront. Und dann werden wir - Oh mein Gott! Deine Zunge.. Oh verdammt das ist sowas von nicht fair..!"
"Your stomach isn't exactly making things easy for me either," Rei whispered back, and then continued to lick and lap at Asuka's tummy, running that tongue around the inside of her navel like she was digging down the back of the sofa for loose change. When she wasn't doing that she was kissing, suckling and mewling at Asuka's tummy, her entire waist apparently fair game, and whenever she was done Asuka simply poured a fresh batch over herself to keep things going. Not because it felt good or anything.
Okay, fine, it did feel pretty damned good being in charge for once around here.
"Da gibts bloß eine Frage, was machen wir wenn wir wieder in der Geofront sind?" Asuka pondered. Which was a good question. Heading back to base was the most sensible thing she could think to do, but this wasn't an enemy you could stab to death, nor use an AT Field to freely obliterate.
"We have sex with Shinji," Rei said.
"Natürlich, aber was machen wir danach?" Asuka asked, patting Rei on the head.
"We put on our plugsuits, cut holes around our genitals, and have sex in our cockpits one by one," Rei said.
"Okay, aber das ist doch nichts besonderes.." Asuka said, sighing in aroused resignation. "Und dann?"
"We let Shinji breed us all day, every day."
This time Asuka bit her tongue before agreeing that this was totally common sense. Because it kind of wasn't. Emotionally, it sort of felt right, but the intellectual logical consistency of it was stopping her from agreeing. If they were getting bred all day by Shinji, and every day, then it would prevent them from doing anything about this situation.
Right. Of course. Of course. This stupid thing was trying to be sneaky and insidious, distracting them too much to do anything to stop it from turning everyone into horny idiots.
"We let Shinji breed us all day, every day."
ReplyDeleteEh, since the rest of Rei's ideas are in a more active voice, this line might fit better as "We make Shinji breed us all day, every day."
Keeps them as more active participants instead of just being passive.
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