Story: HHL DxD

 

 
With a sudden flash of light, four figures appeared in the Occult Research Clubhouse- Rias, Akeno, Koneko and Sona. It could be described as a display of their might, that such energy could be given off by their mere arrival - though in truth they were Devils, there was still a radiance behind them owing to their presence, their beauty, their -

"Issei!" three of them yowled, and pounced on the boy before he had time to acknowledge their arrival.

Cue Issei being knocked onto a soft, with Akeno snuggling into his left, Rias his right, and Koneko rubbing her back up against his legs. Truly, a situation that no straight man could help but envy. Snuggled between three pretty girls, who could possibly blame him for grinning?

"Ahem?" Sona coughed impatiently.

"Ah, she's right," Issei said, though still smiling. "I mean, it's obvious you're only doing this because of the freaky reality warping perversion." His hands went a wandering despite what he was saying, note. "I mean, there's no way the three of you would be so into me that you wouldn't mind sharing under normal circumstances, no way."

"What's with him?" Eve whispered.

"Deep rooted trauma from his first girlfriend stabbing him in the front," Asia whispered back.

"Don't you mean 'the back'?" Aika whispered. "And - wait a minute, how did those four teleport in like that?!"

Without missing a beat, Sona adjusted her glasses and turned to Aika, then smoothly said "It was terrible. These three succumbed to the perverted effect, and seem to have randomly gained the ability to warp space so they could get to the boy they like."


"Oh, Akeno, your breasts seem to be pressing into Issei's shoulder," Rias said. "You aren't doing that on purpose now, are you?"

"You're one to talk, guiding his hands down to your butt like that," Akeno replied.

Koneko purred and licked Issei's leg. Then nuzzled her cheek up against his thigh.

"Uh, this isn't the best time for this," Issei said, but it was too late. Rias and Akeno began to make out right there in front of him. Mere inches from his eyes, his unworthy perverted eyes. Bearing witness to a deep open mouth smooch, as though the two gorgeous Devils were trying to use their tongues to suffocate each other. Whatever complaints Issei had, whatever psychological trauma a certain bitchy Fallen Angel had inflicted on him - those went bye bye for a little while.

"Those three won't be any use in this conversation," Sona said. "So who is this?"

Information was quickly exchanged regarding the state of the school, Kiba's brand new hentai protagonist status, Eve's intention to transform this universe into a pervert's paradise but using the wrong strategy because it was far closer to already being a pervert's paradise than she'd anticipated causing things to go haywire -

Really, it's an exposition conversation when anyone reading this should know pretty much everything anyway.  This is the point where a television show would have a fade to black, a character puts down a cup of tea and goes "I see, I think I understand the situation now."

So, Sona put down her cup of tea, nodded and said "I see, I think I have a full understanding of the situation now."

By this point, Rias, Akeno and Koneko were wearing rather a lot less clothing. As was Issei - though it was harder to tell in his case considering how much of his body was now covered in kiss marks from the three of them. At some point they had transitioned from 'let's try to make each other give up with a deep french kiss' to 'let's see which of us can cover more of Issei's body in kisses than the other', and it had happened so seamlessly that nobody even noticed.

"It's quite irksome to learn that our world already favoured perverts to that degree, but I suppose it cannot be helped," Sona said.

"Really?! That's your reaction?!" Aika yelled, throwing up her hands. "She mistook this universe for a battle type! Why would she do that?! Is there a secret society of combat? Secret magical abilities, hidden from public view? I want to know! Doesn't it bother you?"

It was quite unlike Aika to react this way - but then again, her perverted little mind was likely already reeling with the possibilities that implied. Especially since this reality apparently had the 'appearance' of a battle series, while maintaining a strong undercurrent of lewdness - oh, the things she must have missed out on!

"Eve, was it?" Sona asked, ignoring Aika's question for the time being. "Would I be correct in thinking that you still want to set this reality to obey the baseline rules you originally intended to impart?"

The withering stare of Sona Sitri was not one to be underestimated. Imagine what it is like to be a mouse cowering at the feet of a lion, and the lion asked you a question.

"It - it's not that bad," Eve replied. Sona's stare grew yet more withering. "I mean, the sex is amazing. Every time. Things are a lot more peaceful as well."

"Because everyone's enjoying being lewd too much," Asia astutely observed. Her eyes flickered over towards Issei. She bit her lip and squirmed, giving the impression that she was finding it very hard to resist sitting in his lap right now.

"That being the case, I see no alternative," Sona said. "I much prefer law to chaos. While I would prefer to set things back to normal, it's obvious that we cannot trust your advice on how to do that. Therefore, any alternative action we take is too risky... We must work to ensure that Eve's plan is a success, before random lewdness overtakes the world - and all the realms attached to it."

Thinking clinically about the situation, that was the best practical move to make. One might almost argue that it was a fine political move from Sona, in a sense. In the world of politics, one does not aim for everything one wants, but rather picks fights to move things in the desired direction. Reach too far, too fast, and you risk harsh pushback. Reach a little, when it's safe to do so, when you have support and you'll reach much further. Most of the time all or nothing gets you nothing. Better to compromise when it is intelligent to do so, because when you reach for what's impossible all you're left holding is nothing at all.

It wasn't that she trusted Eve that she was willing to go along with this. On the contrary, she needed Eve to trust them because she was the only one that understood in full what was happening. Going off her information was impossible if she didn't trust them, and as impossible as it seemed things could easily get worse if they didn't go along with her. All Sona wanted was a semblance of normalcy and control back over Kuoh Academy. If it meant that reality favoured perverts a little bit more - well, if it already favoured them as it was, then why not push it a little further? Better to be an inch to the right of where you started than a mile.

Now, as for these three. She reached out and tugged hard on Rias and Akeno's ears, bringing an erotic moan from both of their lips. Sona swallowed this strange compulsion to stick out her tongue and lick their faces, lick them nice and clean - And instead guided them away from Issei so they could focus on what needed focused on.

"We split into three groups," Sona said. "Issei. Aika. You shall seek out Kiba and bring him here. If he has developed 'hentai protagonist' abilities, the two of you should be most capable of dealing with him.

"Rias is with me. I am concerned for the wellbeing of that exchange student you were meant to be looking after. Gasper, was it not? We'll check him together.

"The rest of you are to stay here and conduct research into how to return things to normal."

"S-Sona, could you please not tweak my ear in front of my peer-club?" Rias asked, though from the way she was moving it was obvious she was sort of liking the pain. Akeno, on the other hand, was humping the air, leaving absolutely no question that she was enjoying having her ear tweaked.

Koneko, like most cats, saw an opportunity and took it, sitting herself in Issei's lap before Asia could move in, bringing a rare hint of strong envy from the normally innocent former nun.

"We could always ask for assistance from your families," Koneko said.

Ah, now this brought about interesting thoughts to both Rias and Sona. Their families being asked for help in this serious matter. Why not do that? Well, there was one good reason. An excellent reason, in fact. To wit - Their extremely powerful older siblings, two of the Four Great Satans, Sirzechs Lucifer and Serafall Leviathan were two very different people who, aside from their great power and high position in Devil society, had one other thing in common.

<i>"Now, my dear little sister. Are you eating well? Would you like me to order you a banquet?"</i>

<i>"Sonnnaaa, you'd look so cute in this dress! Come on, join me on my show already!"</i>

They were both massive, massive siscons. Neither one of them wanted to see what would happen if they got caught up in something like this. If they somehow managed to resolve this themselves, without either one of them finding out, they would consider it a genuine miracle. Obviously, not one given by God, because God does not give miracles to Devils, but a miracle is still a miracle no matter where it comes from.

"We should get moving! Right now!" Rias suddenly said. "Issei, Aika! Find Kiba! Quickly now, quickly! No time to waste!"

"Hrmph, should have thought of that myself," Sona groused to herself. "The only thing that would motivate her faster is if she was reminded of her engagement to Riser..."

"Koneko! Off his lap! You can play with him later!" Rias frantically insisted ,trying desperately to remove Koneko from Issei's lap, but finding it difficult because as everyone knows a cat that does not want to be moved is not a solid object, but rather a liquid. "Aika, don't just stand there squinting suspiciously, do something about this horny kitty!"

Obviously, we're off to a great start here. Still, they all had an objective to follow. If only things were going to go remotely to plan.

1. The disturbance to reality has been noticed by someone. Who is coming along to investigate?
2. Kiba is getting so much ass right now.
3. Aika, being suspicious, decides to start taking advantage of the tweaks to reality to try flirt the information out of Issei.
4. Sona and Rias head down to see what's going on with Gasper.
5. Akeno, Eve, Asia and Koneko try to come up with a plan. And also try to keep their clothes on.
6. Something else