Story: LS Ryu

 

 
For a moment, let us turn our attention elsewhere (and yes, we can hear the “damn you!” at turning away from that scene) , to a spacecraft gently descending to the Earth. Contained within was a stasis capsule containing a beautiful woman with raven hair, sleeping peacefully being doted about by talking crows who, in spite of what 'talking' might imply, were actually slightly dumber than Earth crows. What, just because they evolved the capacity for speech doesn't mean they're especially smart, and Earth crows are actually pretty darned clever.

Anyway, less about the crows and more about the babe. That's what we're here for, right? Granted, that is what the crows were here for as well. They were her minders, her carers, her subordinates on her sacred mission. That mission being? To breed with the first man that found her and awoke her.

Isn't it amazing the lengths people will go to when they've had a rough spot in the dating scene? I mean, you wouldn't think Kurama - that's the alien babe's name by the way - would have any difficulty in that regard. Some might be a bit put off by the wings attached to the back of her head, but honestly given that body and that dress most people would probably not notice that right away anyway. One might think there was something wrong with her personality. Well, not in the way that would put most men off. I mean, so long as the guy is a suitable mate she'll happily shack up with them for a one night stand and - Okay, that's a bit stereotypical, there are plenty of men out there who want more than getting their dick wet, but let's be real here that's a stereotype for a reason.

"This seems like a good spot to find a man," one crow said to another. "All we have to do is bide our time, and wait for one to come exploring."

"Yep, that seems reasonable to me," said another, nodding in agreement. "Middle of a mountaintop near a place used almost exclusively for ascetic training.... I see literally no problem with this at all."

Did I say a little less intelligent than Earth crows? I meant a lot. Definitely a lot. Was it any wonder that Kruama was in such desperate need of a dick?  Not to worry, something might be done about that soon...

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So far as Ryuunosuke was concerned that was an extremely intense workout session she'd just gone through with those chicks, and for some reason she really didn't want to hang around while they recovered. It was kinda refreshing really, she oughta do that more often. With more chicks. As many as possible. It seemed like a great learning opportunity. Great exercise too, seriously, she wound up using muscles she didn't know she had.

"Man, Lum's got surprising lifting power in her legs," Ryuunosuke mused while heading out on a stroll with a spring in her step. Gosh, it really did feel like all the stress had been drained out of her body. "And that thing Ran did... didn't know a tongue could move like that, and Shinobu - man, that chick's way more flexible than she looks, bridging over both Ran and me like that take a lot of dexterity, you know?"

Worth noting that the girls involved were already dumping this event all the way down the memory hole, while Ryuunosuke, due to both her own naivette on sexual matters and the Lesbian Shard within her sensing that she's not quite in the right headspace to embrace the lesibianism yet, had not recognised the significance of the fact that she'd just had herself a good old outdoor yuri orgy.

"Wonder if that helps clear out this corruption Miss Sakura's been going on about?" Ryuunosuke continued to muse aloud. She did feel a lot more clear headed and clamer than usual. Normally she was so stressed out. Pent up. Like a caged animal unable to express herself. Was this how it felt to be a woman? To embrace your femininity? To not be forced to conform to a gender to which you do not identify? And most importantly of all, a question that has plagued mankind for literally generations: "Is that a motherfucking spaceship?"

Now, given the fact that her tongue had been deep, deep inside of an alien Oni's butt not fifteen minutes prior one would think that Ryuunosuke would not be so surprised at seeing an alien spacecraft, but - holy shit, she'd not actually seen one in person yet and that was kind of cool. Most people would look at such a thing, go 'I have seen enough horror movies to know not to go near that' but the Fujinami family - the thing you absolutely have to understand about the Fujinami family is that they're kind of dirt poor and don't have the money to afford luxuries like going to the cinema to watch horror movies, and besides which Ryuunosuke might be a pretty butch chick but she handles horror movies the same way a chicken handles half melted butter. Not very damned well, and she's going to make a bit of a mess before long. (Plus her father told her that movie theaters brainwash you, typically before stealing a free movie ticket she won from a local lotto.)

The point is that she could hardly stop herself from wandering over to explore because she had literally no fear at all of, say, an amorphous blob sneaking up behind her and dissolving her very flesh, or a lizard person coming out with a raygun to turn you into a skeleton. Which honestly was for the best because in this universe aliens tended to be either freaky looking beings that show up, like, one time and never again or smoking hot babes who walk around wearing bikinis. Or Lum's dad, who is much friendlier than he looks and is actually an <i>awesome</i> drinking buddy.

"Cool!" Ryuunosuke cooed, knocking on the outside. She tried to peer inside, but found this basically impossible because she was looking really closely at sheet metal capable of not only surviving lengthy journeys through space at relativistic speeds, but also survive moving into  Earth's atmosphere. "I wonder what this is doing here?"

"Booty call," a talking crow said.

"Booty call?" Ryuunosuke repeated.

"Booty call!" the crow said, tapping the outside of the ship and then hip bumping Ryuunosuke inside. The door closed behind her, and the crow dusted off its hands. "Perfect! He's cute and kinda dumb, just the way she likes them. I assume. She didn't like that last guy very much, and he seemed kinda okayish for a human..."

Yeah, no, Ryuunosuke is like an A tier while Ataru's C on a good day.

"Uh, anyone here?" Ryunouske asked before noticing the extremely obvious stasis pod carrying the extremely hot crow alien slumbering within. "Oh. Uh, hi? Nice spaceship you got here?" She stepped closer. Admiring the daring dress that the alien was wearing. "Huh... Wish I could wear something like that."

A crow squirted something slippy on the ground right at her feet, causing Ryuunosuke to slip forward and then - guided the rest of the way by the Lesbian Shard... Smooch! Kurama's eyes fluttered open, took in the sight of the handsome young 'man' standing in front of her, and then she eagerly returned the kiss determined to get her some.

"She seems happy with the guy we found," one crow whispered to another.

"Yep, absolutely perfect catch," another whispered back. "Handsome face, confident demeanour, excellent birthing hips, strong physique..."

"Hold up, what was that again? The second to last one."

"Confident demeanour? You think it's a front?"

"No, no, the birthing hips thing. Isn't that a thing women usually have?"

The crows stopped a second to look over Ryuunosuke one more time while she was making out with Kurama. Then one of them pulled out a device, pointed it at Ryuunosuke, and a little flag popped out that read 'yuri level 100%'.

"Uh oh."

"Yes, uh oh!" the other crow batted him around the head. "How are we going to tell her, huh? That her ideal mate, the one she's moaning around the tongue of, is actually a surprisingly masculine girl! Fine pick you brought here!"

"Me?! You're the one that hip bumped her inside!"

"Mmmmph!" Kurama moaned into Ryuunosuke's mouth. Well, yes. The Shard would have that effect. Even if Ryuunosuke was a bit on the naive side, it certainly knew how to satisfy a woman. The crows nervously stared on, unsure of what to do. If they stepped in now, Kurama might punish them before they could explain. But if they didn't, she'd punish them worse for the humiliation.

Also it was kinda hot.

Nonetheless, it could not be permitted to continue. As such, the two of them were separated right around the time when Kurama was starting to fiddle with Ryuunosuke's belt. Seperated by... Sakura, of course.

"You are here to get rid of your corruption," Sakura warned, tweaking Ryuunosuke's ear while pulling her away, frog marching the young woman right out of the spaceship. "Not spread it beyond the stars! Am I clear on this?"

"Yow! Hey! She was just giving me a friendly alien greeting. Yow! No, really!"

Once the humans were gone, the crow servants flitted over towards Kurama, who was on her knees, rubbing her lips with the very tips of her fingers.

"Well gosh, darn, looks like he's spoken for!" one crow servant said. "Guess we'll have to erp!"

The 'erp' was because - without looking - Kurama had grabbed the crow servant out of the air and pulled it directly in front of her face. "I would gladly sacrifice all of you for one night - one hour - with that hunk in bed. Am I understood?" The crow servant nodded. "Good. Make it happen."

1. Meanwhile, the girls are recovering from their <s>noodle incident</s>sexual awakening.
2. The crows get creative and bust out a gender change gun
3. Sakura tries yet another meditative technique.
4. Something else