Back at Uchan's, things had taken an unusual turn. No, not just the fact that two arch rivals for the heart(penis) of Ranma Saotome had decided to do the yuri. Well, actually, yes it was true that this was an unusual turn that had been taken, but it would be more accurate to say that yet another turn had transpired.
"Sexless tomboy!" Ukyo yelled at Shampoo while eagerly thrusting her index and middle fingers allllll the way up Shampoo's welcoming pussy. "Uncute, no appeal at all!"
"You is jerk with big dumb mouth!" Shampoo yelled back, pawing at Ukyo's breasts as if they were life preservers and she was in the middle of the ocean. "Ooh, pervert! Rude! Cocky!"
"Can't cook!" Ukyo kissed Shampoo on the mouth. "No idea why anyone would marry you."
"Right back at you, air- Ranma!"
Yes indeed, the two of them had decided to spice things up a bit by roleplaying as Ranma and Akane. If nothing else, they had hoped that it would help them understand why they were having such trouble splitting those two up. Needless to say, they'd figured out the reason. Passion is passion. When you're all het up and got nowhere else to direct that adrenaline rush, there's no feeling like it. Didn't hurt that they were both kinda cute, either.
Of course, there was more going on than that. Shampoo had put Ukyo on the fast track to perversion, one stop at the end of the line at hentai-ville. The insidious spell cast upon them both was picking up the pace, drawing them both into its sinful clutches at an accelerated rate - and neither one of them knew anything of it.
"D-Dummmyyyyy!" Shampoo squealed in delight, squirting all over Ukyo's hand. "Ooh, no wonder airen and kitchen wrecker get into argument all time. Too too good hate sex."
"Not sure it's entirely hate..." Ukyo grumbled. "It is frustrating thoguh, you know? You put in all this effort to be cute and appealing -"
"Then Airen no sell it like it pro wrestling move," Shampoo grumbled. "Sometimes wonder if he has any sex drive at all. Look at Shampoo, super hot and willing."
Ukyo took her up on that invitation. Oh yeah. Look at her. This girl was the perfect balance between appeal and strength. Beauty and might. A cunning little vixen that should have any man wrapped around her finger in no time flat.
Ah, that thought suddenly made Ukyo realise - her own fingers were still inside Shampoo. She pulled them out and sucked on them, feeling a rather strange impulse to do so. You know, that was kinda weird come to think of it. This whole thing was bizarre, and she was only now starting to really get it.
"You ever see Akane do that thing, where she's obviously checking out Ranma from the corner of her eye?" Ukyo asked.
"Please. Shampoo pretty sure Airen only one to not notice," Shampoo waved it off. "She's all- 'aiyah, he so dreamy', which make sense because she have eyes, but she no have good sense to go for it. Too too annoying."
"The weird part is, I'm pretty sure she checks out his girl form more often than his boy form," Ukyo said. "I mean, come on. Doesn't she know there are rumours about her? A little tact please." Then again, she could certainly understand checking out Ranma's girl form too. That boy form was oozing masculine confidence, but that girl form? Helpless cuteness, so open and unfeminine that it wrapped around and became stupid hot again. Not that Akane was bad either...
"What does airen see in flat chested violent girl anyway?" Shampoo suddenly asked. "It can't just be hate sex. No matter how good it is, not good enough to put up with that when can have Shampoo... Or cute Ukyo."
"Feh, his loss," Ukyo stuck her tongue out. Then, she kept it out, leaned down and ran it along Shampoo's cleavage. The spell tingled in the back of her mind. Yes, just like this. Isn't it fun to be a pervert? Her hips thrust out in anticipation of something touching her - and found Shampoo's hand waiting. "Until we figure out a way to seduce him, we'll practise on each other."
Seduce him. Not marry him. Sex him, not wed him. How easily and subtly her priorities had shifted. Gone from the childhood crush into outright lewd intentions. No longer was Shampoo a romantic rival, but rather a fuck buddy with whom she would, one day, doubtless have a threesome. Or rather, several threesomes.
"You never try my food," Shampoo said with a twinkle in her eye.
"Because I don't like tummy aches," Ukyo replied, punctuating it by kissing Shampoo's stomach. "Maybe if you weren't so clumsy..."
But before they could continue, the distinctive sound of the bell at Uchan's front door interrupted everything. The two girls stared at each other for a moment - then began to move in earnest when they heard the unmistakable sound of footsteps creeping up the stairs. It seemed as though they had a guest, a would be customer, but who could it be...?
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'Dear diary. Ranma has been behaving really weird today.'
How many entries has she written that started exactly like that? Ranma wasn't exactly someone whose behaviour she could call normal at the best of times. Right now, though? It was outright bizarre even in comparison to other days. If she didn't know any better, it would be as if he was trying to seduce her!
But no. That couldn't be it. He had too many girls after him. This couldn't be a seduction attempt. Not a genuine one at any rate.
She heard a sound tapping at her window and went to take a look. Nobody there? She opened it to have a look, then stepped out onto the balcony.
"But soft, what light through wonder window freaks?" asked a voice that was, without question, Ranma Saotome, who was on his knees in full Shakesperian garb. Cape fluttering in the wind and everything.
"Yonder window breaks," a quieter voice whispered. A voice that belonged to Nabiki, and was coming from behind the nearby tree. "It is the east..."
"It is the east, and Juliet is the -"
He was interrupted by the pillow that Akane had thrown at him. The nerve of him! "What are you even thinking?" she yelled. "What is this in aid of now?!"
"You can do it, Ranma!" her father said from inside the house. "Go ahead, win her heart!"
Ugh! This was so... so humiliating! Akane stormed back into her room and slammed the window shut, beet red, steam surely shooting out of her ears. How dare he! How dare he make fun of her like that! She had half a mind to storm downstairs, drag him up to her room by his ear, throw him onto her bed and -
And...
Akane looked at herself in the reflection of the mirror. She was... smiling? Why was she smiling after something like that? She should be furious. Irate. Steaming mad! Except,. She kind of wasn't. Her heart was trying to leap out of her chest because - because he remembered that she always wanted to be Juliet, and that was making her feel really, really weird.
There was a tap at the window. Ranma was just outside. She opened it, ready to push him off, but he was holding a book.
"Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon."
"Will you stop making fun of me?" Akane hissed, grabbing him by the lapels. "What is with you today?"
He leaned in close and sort of... whispered something in her ear. It was hard for her to make out what it was, because all she could think about was his hot breath tickling her neck. By the time the spell broke (so to speak) he was already onto his next line. "For it is pale and uncute -"
Which is when she pushed him out the window and stuck her tongue out at him. As if she was falling for something like that! Yeah right! That would never happen! Unless...?
- Now that Akane's been hit with the spell, it's not going to be long before she gives in to Ranma's advances.
- Back at the Kuno compound, Tatewaki is trying really hard to ignore what's going on with his sister.
- Ukyo and Shampoo wind up using the spell on their new guest. Who is it?
- Ukyo and Shampoo are able to get rid of the interruption. Still though, who is it?
- Something else
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