Sunday, 19 July 2026

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Story: Pride and Joy

Story: Milly Gets a Geass

Story: Dogi of Delights


The Tendo living room felt cavernous and cold, though the afternoon sun streamed through the shoji screens. Four girls sat in a circle on the tatami mats, surrounding a heap of tattered white and grey fabric. The remnants of the Monkey Clan's battle dogi lay there like a fallen soldier, its sentient threads limp and greyish.


Akane stared at the fabric, her lower lip trembling. A phantom itch danced across her skin, a memory of the rhythmic, pulsing massages the suit had provided. She felt exposed, raw, and irritatingly normal.


"It's just... sitting there," Akane whispered.


"Like a dead fish," Nabiki added. She leaned back on her elbows, her expression a mix of calculation and genuine longing. "My skin feels like it's made of sandpaper. I can't focus on my ledgers. I tried to count my earnings from the Kuno-files and I forgot what a zero looked like for ten seconds."


Ukyo sighed, her shoulders slumped. She had swapped her chef's whites for a simple house-dress, but she kept glancing at the dogi with the hunger of a woman deprived of her favorite spice.


"The precision is gone," Ukyo groaned. "I tried to dice carrots this morning and I nearly took off a finger. My rhythm is off. I need that focus back."


Shampoo crossed her legs, her eyes narrowed. "Airen be mean. Airen break beautiful clothes. Now Shampoo feel... empty. Like bowl of rice with no fish."


"We have to fix it," Akane declared, her voice regaining some of its aggressive edge. "We can't just leave it in pieces. If we can put it back together, we can get the power back. And the... other stuff."


Nabiki reached into a bag and produced a professional sewing kit. Silver needles glinted; spools of heavy-duty thread sat ready.


"I can handle the repairs," Nabiki said, a predatory glint in her eye. "Of course, since I'm providing the equipment and the labor, there will be a consultancy fee. Five thousand yen per stitch. Or, we can negotiate a payment plan involving favors."


"You're charging us to fix something that makes us all crazy?" Ukyo asked, leaning forward. "I'll do it. I'm a chef. I understand the importance of a perfect seam. Precision is everything."


"Precision?" Akane snapped. "I'm the one who wore it the longest! I know how it's supposed to fit! Give me the needle!"


Akane lunged for the kit. Ukyo intercepted her, pinning Akane's wrist to the mat with a sharp, practiced movement.


"Hands off, tomboy," Ukyo smirked. "You'll probably sew the sleeves to the collar and turn us all into straightjackets."


"What did you call me?" Akane yelled, her face flushing.


Shampoo leaped into the fray, her small frame a blur of motion. She didn't go for the needles; she went for the fabric, clutching the main torso of the dogi to her chest.


"Shampoo fix!" she chirped. "Chinese sewing be best in world! I make dogi more powerful! More sexy!"


"Let go of it, you little menace!" Nabiki barked, grabbing Shampoo's ponytail.


The living room dissolved into a chaotic tangle of limbs and screams. It was a classic Tendo household brawl: a whirlwind of flying kicks, pulled hair, and indignant shrieks. In the center of the storm, the dogi remained motionless, though a single thread pulsed a faint, iridescent purple, as if amused by the desperation of its former masters.


Finally, the girls collapsed into a heap, panting and disheveled. Akane had a smudge of dirt on her cheek; Nabiki's hair was a bird's nest; Shampoo was clinging to the fabric like a limpet; and Ukyo was lying flat on her back, staring at the ceiling.


"Fine," Akane gasped, her chest heaving. "We... we work together. Nabiki provides the tools. Ukyo handles the structural seams. I'll oversee the fit. And Shampoo... you just hold the fabric still."


"Deal," Nabiki muttered, adjusting her glasses. "But the fee still stands."


They gathered around the fabric again. Nabiki threaded a needle with a piece of reinforced silk. Ukyo took the lead, carefully aligning a jagged tear along the waistline.


"Steady," Ukyo whispered, her tongue poking out the corner of her mouth. "If the tension is too high, the sentient aura won't flow. It needs to be supple, like a well-made crepe."


As the needle pierced the fabric, the dogi reacted. It didn't just sit there; it shuddered. A sudden, violent ripple surged through the cloth, snapping the thread with a sharp ping.


"What was that?" Akane jumped.


"It's resisting," Nabiki observed, leaning in. "It's a sentient entity. It probably has an opinion on who's sewing it. It doesn't like Ukyo's technique."


"My technique is flawless!" Ukyo yelled.


"Maybe it wants a more... passionate touch," Nabiki suggested, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. "Try humming to it. Or maybe tell it how much you miss the way it felt on your thighs."


Ukyo turned a deep shade of crimson. "I am not talking to a piece of clothing!"


"Do it, or we'll never fix it," Akane urged, her own longing overriding her pride. "Tell it... tell it it's a good dogi."


Ukyo looked around to ensure no one else was watching. She leaned down, her voice a barely audible whisper.


"You're a... very efficient piece of attire. Please stop breaking the thread."


The dogi remained still for a moment, then suddenly contracted, clamping down on Ukyo's finger like a tiny, fabric mouth.


"Ow! It bit me!" Ukyo shrieked, shaking her hand.


"It's playing hard to get," Nabiki giggled. "It knows we're desperate. It's leveraging its position. I respect that. I'd do the same if I were a perverted suit of clothes."


"Stop analyzing it and help me hold this piece!" Akane commanded.


For the next hour, the process was a comedy of errors. Every time they made progress, the dogi would find a way to sabotage them. It would slide across the floor when they reached for it; it would tangle itself around Akane's ankles, tripping her into the tea tray; it would suddenly emit a loud, sobbing sound that made them all stop in confusion.


"Is it... crying?" Akane asked, looking at the sleeve.


"It's pining," Nabiki said. "The manual said it weeps for its master. It probably misses the feeling of a warm body. It's lonely."


"Poor thing," Shampoo cooed, stroking the collar. "Do-chan just want love. Shampoo give love!"


Shampoo leaned down and kissed the fabric. The dogi responded instantly, wrapping its collar around her neck in a suffocating, affectionate hug.


"Gah! Help! It's... too... affectionate!" Shampoo wheezed, her face turning purple.


Akane and Ukyo scrambled to pull Shampoo free, resulting in a three-way tug-of-war that ended with the fabric ripping again-this time right down the middle.


The silence that followed was heavy. The girls stared at the now-bisected suit.


"I hate this thing," Akane whispered.


"I love it," Nabiki sighed. "And I hate that I love it."


"We are failures," Ukyo groaned, burying her face in her hands. "We can't even sew a simple garment."


"It's not simple!" Akane yelled. "It's a magical, perverted, monkey-tribe artifact! Why are we treating this like a home economics project?"


"Because we don't have a magical monkey tailor on speed-dial!" Nabiki retorted.


Suddenly, the front door slid open. Ranma stepped inside, looking exhausted. He stopped dead, staring at the scene: four girls sitting in a circle of fabric scraps, looking like they had just survived a war in a textile mill.


"What in the world are you guys doing?" Ranma asked, his voice cautious.


The reaction was instantaneous. The sight of Ranma acted like a catalyst. The lingering effects of the dogi-the horniness, the aggression, the desperation-surged to the surface.


"Ranma!" Akane screamed, leaping up. "You're the one who broke it! Fix it!"


"Why would I fix it?" Ranma yelled, jumping back. "I spent three days trying to get that thing away from you! Why would I want that nightmare back in this house?"


"Because we're suffering!" Nabiki declared, her eyes flashing. "Do you have any idea how boring life is without a sentient suit massaging your pressure points?"


Ranma recoiled, a look of pure horror on his face. "You guys are actually addicted to it! You're insane! All of you!"


"Airen!" Shampoo lunged at him, her mace appearing out of nowhere. "Airen fix Do-chan or Shampoo make Airen into pancake!"


"Get away from me!" Ranma shouted, diving over the sofa.


Ukyo joined the chase, her battle spatula whirling. "You're a martial arts genius, Saotome! Figure out a way to mend the aura of the cloth!"


"I'm a fighter, not a seamstress!" Ranma bellowed, sprinting toward the kitchen.


The living room became a battlefield once more. The girls pursued Ranma with a ferocity that would have intimidated a mountain bear. They weren't just fighting for the suit; they were fighting against the void the suit had left behind. It was a chaotic loop of screams, crashing furniture, and Ranma's desperate pleas for sanity.


In the midst of the madness, Kasumi Tendo entered the room. She carried a tray of freshly sliced oranges and a pot of steaming green tea. She stopped at the threshold, her expression one of serene, unchanging kindness.


She watched as Akane tackled Ranma into a sliding door. She watched as Nabiki tried to trip him with a rug. She watched as Shampoo and Ukyo argued over who got to deliver the final blow.


"My," Kasumi murmured, her voice a soft breeze. "They certainly are energetic today."


She looked down at the floor. There, forgotten in the carnage, lay the pieces of the dogi and Nabiki's sewing kit.


Kasumi set the tea tray down on a side table with a delicate clink. She knelt beside the fabric. To her, the dogi didn't look like a perverted monster or a source of power. It looked like a piece of clothing that had been treated poorly.


"Oh, you poor thing," Kasumi whispered.


She picked up the needle. Her movements were fluid, devoid of the tension and ego that had plagued the other girls. She didn't try to command the fabric or bargain with it. She simply began to sew.


Her stitches were invisible, a masterclass in domesticity. She worked with a rhythmic, soothing precision, her mind focused on the simple act of repair. The dogi, sensing the lack of aggression and the genuine kindness of the wearer, stopped resisting. It didn't ripple or snap the thread. Instead, it leaned into her touch, humming a low, contented vibration that only she could feel.


The girls were still screaming in the background.


"I'll kill you, Saotome!"


"Get off me, you crazy tomboy!"


"Pay me for the emotional distress, Ranma!"


Kasumi smiled. She finished the final stitch on the belt buckle and gave the fabric a gentle pat.


"There we go," she said. "All mended."


The dogi didn't wait. It didn't hesitate. It felt the purity of Kasumi's spirit and the efficiency of her care. In a flash of iridescent light, the fabric leaped from the floor. It didn't just wrap around her; it embraced her. The white and grey cloth flowed over Kasumi's frame, molding itself to her curves with a snug, perfect fit. The collar snapped shut around her neck, and the belt tightened with a satisfied click.


The chaos in the room stopped instantly. Ranma, who was currently pinned under Akane, froze. Nabiki, who had been trying to pull Ranma's pigtail, let go. Shampoo and Ukyo stopped mid-argument.


They all stared at Kasumi. The transformation was subtle but profound. Kasumi still had her gentle smile, but there was a new glow to her skin. Her posture was straighter, her presence more commanding. The dogi seemed to pulse in harmony with her heartbeat, the fabric shimmering with a soft, pearlescent light.


"Kasumi?" Akane asked, her voice small.


Kasumi tilted her head, a look of blissful realization crossing her face. She let out a long, slow sigh-a sound of absolute, unadulterated pleasure.


"Oh my," Kasumi whispered, her voice sounding slightly deeper, more resonant. "I can see why you all liked this so much. It feels... wonderful."


The girls gaped. The "perfect" sister, the one who was always in the background, the one they all assumed was too innocent for such things, was now the wearer of the most perverted garment in existence.


"Give it back!" Akane yelled, leaping up.


"No way!" Nabiki shouted, diving forward.


But as they lunged, Kasumi didn't move a muscle. The dogi reacted for her. A sudden, invisible wave of force erupted from the fabric, a concussive blast of "gentle" energy that sent all four girls flying backward. They hit the walls with a series of loud thumps, sliding down to the floor in a daze.


Ranma scrambled backward, his eyes wide. "Not her. Please, not her."


Kasumi looked down at her hands, then at the group of defeated girls. She didn't look angry; she looked enlightened. She stepped forward, her movements possessing a predatory grace that was entirely new.


"You know," Kasumi said, her smile remaining sweet even as she looked at them with a glimmer of something hungry in her eyes. "I think I've been far too lenient with the housework lately. Perhaps it's time we all learned a bit more about... discipline."


The dogi rippled across her chest, the fabric tightening provocatively. Ranma didn't wait for a second invitation. He turned and bolted for the window, leaping onto the roof with a desperate scream.


"Come back, Ranma-kun!" Kasumi called out, her voice echoing with a playful, dangerous lilt. "The tea is still warm!"


The girls on the floor looked at each other. For the first time in their lives, they were in complete agreement. They were absolutely terrified.

 

Sunday, 17 May 2026

Thread Voting: Open Until 24th May

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Story: Demon's Test

Story: RWSM

Story: Euphemification

 

The graphite tip of the pencil snapped. Nina didn't flinch, or budge even a muscle. She stared at the jagged break, then at the notebook page smeared with frantic, overlapping sketches of an iris. She had drawn the same eye forty-two times in the last hour-a shimmering, iridescent pink that seemed to vibrate against the cream-colored paper. 



She had retreated to the furthest corner of the Ashford library, a place where the dust motes danced in shafts of dying sunlight and the smell of decaying vellum acted as a shroud. Here, hidden behind a row of outdated geopolitical texts, she had constructed a sanctuary of obsession.



'The pulse,' she wrote, the lead digging deep into the page. 'A rhythmic oscillation. Not chemical. Not a known hypnotic trigger. It was a transmission of some manner. A rewrite of the fundamental self.'



Nina leaned back, her chair creaking in the silence. Her breath came in shallow, ragged hitches. The image of Shirley-the way her voice had dissolved, the way her very essence had shifted to mirror the Princess-played on a loop behind her eyelids. It wasn't just a disguise. It was a colonization of the soul.



She closed her eyes and let the fantasy bloom and flourish. She imagined the school courtyard. She saw Rivalz, his loud mouth silenced, his posture straightening into a regal, effortless grace. She saw Milly, the chaotic energy of the student council president smoothed over by a serene, pink-hued tranquility. One by one, the jagged edges of her peers would be sanded down. The noise, the judgment, the terrifying unpredictability of other people-all of it would vanish. 



A world of Euphemias. 



The thought sent a jolt of electricity down Nina's spine. If everyone was the same, there would be no more loneliness. No more feeling like a flawed gear in a machine that didn't want her. They would all share the same kindness, the same soft voice, the same blindingly perfect beauty. A symphony of a single note.



"I need it," she whispered, her voice a dry rasp. "I need to know the mechanism. If I can isolate the frequency, if I can understand the catalyst..."



"You're doing that thing again."



Nina leaped nearly a foot out of her chair. The notebook slammed shut with a sound like a gunshot. Milly Ashford leaned against the mahogany bookshelf, one hip cocked, a playful yet piercing look in her eyes. She looked like a predator who had just found a particularly interesting bug to poke. Her arms were crossed, and a small, knowing smile played on her lips.



"The 'Nina-Void,'" Milly said, stepping closer. "You've been spacing out for three days, Nina. Even by your standards, this is a record. I thought maybe you'd finally ascended to a higher plane of existence, or perhaps you've just discovered a very boring book on thermodynamics."



Nina scrambled to hide the notebook behind a stack of journals, her face flushing a deep, mottled red. 



"I-I was just studying!" Nina stammered, her fingers trembling. "The... the historical implications of the Area's infrastructure!"



Milly arched a perfectly groomed eyebrow. She didn't believe a word of it. She drifted closer, her presence filling the small alcove, smelling of expensive floral perfume and old money. 



"Infrastructure, huh? Is that why you're staring at me like I'm a specimen under a microscope?"



Nina froze. As she looked at Milly, the image from her daydream flickered back into view. She imagined Milly's sharp, mischievous features softening. She saw the blonde hair shifting into that luminous, strawberry pink. She imagined the commanding presence of the student council president merged with the ethereal, nurturing aura of the Princess. 



A 'Euphiefied' Milly. 



The thought hit Nina with the force of a physical blow. The idea of a woman who possessed both Milly's dominance and Euphemia's divine grace was... intoxicating. Nina felt a sudden, dizzying heat rise in her chest. It wasn't just a desire for sameness anymore; it was a craving for a specific kind of perfection. She imagined that version of Milly leaning in, whispering instructions in a voice that sounded like honey and silk, guiding Nina with a gentle, absolute authority.



Nina's breath hitched. She didn't realize she was staring until Milly's smile shifted from playful to genuinely curious.



"Earth to Nina," Milly said, waving a hand in front of her face. "You're doing it again. Seriously, are you feeling okay? You look like you're having a fever dream while standing up."



"I'm fine!" Nina squeaked, clutching the edge of the table so hard her knuckles turned white. "I'm perfectly fine!"



Milly sighed, her expression softening into something resembling actual concern. She leaned against the table, glancing toward the library exit.



"Listen, I've been meaning to ask you something. You're observant, Nina. More than most of us. Have you noticed anything... off... about the others lately?"



Nina's heart hammered against her ribs. "Off? I-I don't know what you mean."



"Kallen. Shirley," Milly said, her voice dropping an octave. "They're acting... different. Not 'bad' different. Actually, they're almost too good. Shirley is suddenly the most attentive friend I've ever had, and Kallen... well, Kallen is practically glowing. She's still herself, I suppose, but there's this softness to her. A certain... poise."



Milly tapped her chin, her eyes narrowing. 



"It's like they've both had a personality transplant. Or they've discovered a very effective brand of meditation. They're mirroring each other, too. I caught them talking in the hall yesterday, and for a second, I could have sworn they were speaking in unison. It was almost eerie."



Nina felt a thrill of terror and excitement. Milly had noticed. The social architect of Ashford had detected the shift in the atmosphere. 



"Do you think it's just a phase?" Nina asked, her voice barely a whisper.



"Maybe," Milly replied. "But it's timing. They both spent time with Princess Euphemia. The Princess has a way of... inspiring people, doesn't she? Though I wonder what Lelouch thinks of it all."



The mention of Lelouch sent Nina's mind spiraling again. She pictured him. The lazy genius. The boy who hid his brilliance behind a mask of apathy. She imagined the transformation taking hold of him. She saw the sharp, violet eyes softening into that shimmering pink. She saw the lean, angular lines of his face relaxing into a more serene, idealized version of himself. 



A male Euphemia. The concept was a paradox that fascinated her. Lelouch's intellect, his strategic mind, his hidden depths - all wrapped in the radiating kindness and irresistible charm of the Princess. He would be the ultimate being. A leader who didn't need to manipulate or deceive because everyone would simply *want* to follow him. He would be a beacon of peace, a soft-spoken god.



Nina's pupils dilated. The vision was so vivid she could almost see him standing there in the library, the pink light of the Geass swirling in his eyes, offering her a hand and a smile that promised total, effortless understanding.



"Nina!"



Milly's voice snapped the thread. Nina blinked, realizing she had been staring blankly at a spot three inches to the left of Milly's head for several seconds.



"Good grief," Milly laughed, though there was a hint of suspicion in the sound. "You're really gone, aren't you? I'm starting to think you've found a secret stash of something in these archives. Or maybe you're just hopelessly in love with someone and your brain has finally short-circuited."



"I'm not in love!" Nina protested, her voice cracking.



"Sure, sure," Milly said, straightening up. "Anyway, keep your eyes open. If Shirley or Kallen start reciting poetry in unison or suddenly develop a taste for royal tea, let me know. I have a feeling the Princess left something behind at this school, and it wasn't just a few forgotten textbooks."



Milly turned to leave, but stopped at the edge of the aisle. She looked back over her shoulder, her eyes glinting.



"By the way, Nina? If you're planning a coup or a secret society in the library, just remember that I'm the one who controls the student council budget. I can make your life very difficult, or very easy."



With a cheeky wink, Milly disappeared around the corner, her footsteps echoing rhythmically until they faded into the distance.



Nina collapsed back into her chair. The silence of the library rushed back in, heavier than before. She slowly opened the notebook, staring at the forty-second drawing of the pink eye.



She wasn't scared anymore. The fear had been replaced by a cold, crystalline determination. Milly was right. The Princess had left something behind. A seed of perfection. A way to rewrite the chaotic, painful noise of human existence into a single, beautiful harmony. 



Nina looked at the empty space on her page and began to draw. She didn't draw an eye this time. She drew a map of the school. She marked the places where Shirley and Kallen had been. She marked the path Euphemia had taken.



'I will find the trigger,' Nina wrote, her handwriting now precise and steady. 'I will understand the frequency. And then...'



She paused, her pencil hovering over the paper. She thought of Milly's commanding presence. She thought of Lelouch's hidden fire. She thought of the world as a canvas, waiting for a single, vibrant shade of pink to cover every flaw.



'...And then, I will make everyone perfect.'



She leaned forward, her face inches from the page, her own eyes wide and hungry. The obsession had moved beyond research. It was no longer about science or curiosity. It was about a vision. 



Nina imagined herself standing at the center of a circle. Around her stood Milly, Kallen, Shirley, and Lelouch. They all looked at her with the same serene, loving expression. They all spoke with the same melodic voice. They were no longer the people who judged her, the people who ignored her, or the people who made her feel small.



They were Euphemia. And in their eyes, Nina saw a reflection of herself - not as the stuttering, anxious girl in the library, but as something more.



She began to sketch a portrait of herself. But as the pencil moved, she didn't draw her own choppy hair tied up into these dorky pigtails. She drew long, flowing locks. She didn't draw her nervous, pinched expression. She drew a smile of absolute, radiating peace.



She colored the eyes pink.



The sun finally dipped below the horizon, plunging the library into shadow. Nina sat in the dark, clutching her notebook to her chest, listening to the distant sound of students laughing in the halls. To anyone else, it was the sound of a school afternoon ending. To Nina, it was the sound of a world that was simply too loud, too messy, and far too imperfect.



'Just wait,' she thought, a small, haunting smile touching her lips. 'Just wait until the world turns pink.'

Story: Akane's Quest

Story: Double Trouble

Monday, 19 January 2026

Patreon stories - April to November

 Oh dear, it's really been quite a long time since I did this last - I will set a monthly reminder on my calendar to make sure that I get them posted more regularly from now on.

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