Story: Creeping Perversion

 

Ah, twins. What a useful thing to exist for narrative purposes. They do fill so many, do they not? The comedic misunderstanding, the alibi for the criminal, causing confusion and discord wherever they go. One is inevitably sweet and innocent, the other cruel and malicious.

That's even besides the pornographic potential that the twin brings to the table, and oh boy, is there a lot of that to go around. We get to play into the whole two girls for one boy aspect, and if there are two girls involved they're both gonna be hot. Super cute babes that know each other better than anyone else could ever know them.

And these two twins were on their way towards Furinkan at that very moment, little realising the corruption spreading through their brains right at that very moment. Oh, of course, despite them looking the same, it must be pointed out that it was working quite differently through them both.

We've already discussed the grudge these two have towards Shampoo. Let's put aside whether that grudge was earned - Have either of these two expressed an interest in the opposite sex? Not really. They were focused pretty much on getting revenge on Shampoo. Especially Pink.

Now, based on the thought processes of fans, that might lead one to conclude that Pink was super hot for Shampoo, while she was dragging Link along for the ride. See, as examples, Sasuke with Naruto, Vegeta with Goku.. Or Ryoga with Ranma. Yes, yes, those are all male ships, but the point is no less true for girls as it is for boys!

Actually, Pink was starting to imagine herself, for lack of a better term, cucking Shampoo. Instead of beating Ranma up, why not seduce him? Yes, apparently Shampoo had been having trouble persuading her beloved, mighty airen to come home to the village with her, and even admit that they were formally married under their tradition. Alright. In that case? Seduce him. Shouldn't be too hard. He didn't seem like he had much experience with women. Shampoo was most likely threatening him with her aggressive wild personality, intimidating the poor outsider into ignoring her admittedly quite appealing physical attributes.

In which case, someone much nicer than her, like Pink, who would be more tolerant and understanding would be ideal! She'd flirt with him, tease him a little bit, work her way into his good graces with a smile and a laugh, and endless girlish charm.

Then she'd paralyse him with some mandrake root, tie him up and ride his dick until he broke, then present him, broken and tamed, to her eternal rival and absolutely ruin her forever! It was the perfect plan. Foolproof. Foolproof, I say!

So that's what's going through Pink's mind right about now. So what of Link? She was the nicer sister, after all. She is the one that, more often than not, comes across her sister's experimentation or torments, and brings along a cure. She's gentle, she's softhearted, and really she doesn't actually mind that much about Shampoo at all, it's really mostly Pink bringing her along that gets her involved in these messes, which usually ends with Shampoo whooping their butts. Obviously, she's going to be thinking about something more chaste, more mundane, more - 

<i>"I wonder how much dick I could suck if I gave myself a stamina boosting medicine, over!"</i>

Or... Or she could be more directly dirty than Pink. That is also an option. The taste of dick was, for some reason, at the forefront of her mind right now. Dick, dick dick. She had developed a bit of an oral fixation, and was also using her brilliant brain to work out how to use medicine to get more of it in her mouth. Not just giving herself stamina, or whatever, but giving the boys stamina too.

Ooh, and something to increase virility! Reduce refractory period! Make the dick give more of its juice! It's important to note that thoughts like this would never normally occur to Link. Nor Pink, for that matter. But that was the path to perversion that the two of them were taking right now.

"Alright, Link! I've made up my mind, over!" Pink said all of a sudden. "We're going to seduce Shampoo's airen, over!"

"Oooh, I like that idea, over!" Link said, much to Pink's surprise. She thought she'd have to go a little bit harder to get her on board with that plan. Instead, Link suddenly took her hand and guided her onwards. "I've got lots of fun ideas for what we can do to seduce him, over. An aphrodisiac compound has long been sought by researchers the world over, over."

Yes, in case you were wondering, I did that on purpose. Pink was kind of wondering if Link had done it, but really she had not even noticed.

"But I think we might be on the verge of a breakthrough that should get us the results we need, over! Based on the reports, that boy doesn't put out for anyone, over, so we're going to need to make him so horny he won't be able to stop himself from going for it over and over, over."

Still on purpose! Pink's still confused. But, she does like the way her sister is thinking!

"And then we can feed it to Shampoo, over, and toss her on Mousse -"

"On Mousse?" Link interrupted, before her sister could even say the word. "No, no, we can keep him for ourselves, why would we hand him over, over?"

"Stop that, over!" Pink said.

"Stop what, over?" Link replied innocently. Pink gave her the stinkeye. "Anyway, before we enact this plan, we need a test subject, over."

"Yes, that's right, over!" Pink said, glad her sister had stopped that bit so they could get down to business. "If we simply barge in, and it doesn't work, then we've wasted our time, over."

It's true enough. They were talking about revolutionising science here. Do you know how many researchers have tried and failed to get an aphrodisiac going? It's not a small number. Do you know how many snake oil salesmen have pitched some cheap sexual incentive, that's more sugar than active function? Do you know how many species on this planet, both plant and animal, have gone extinct or even gone nearly extinct because of rumours and speculation that it might have the desired effect? Pity the poor rhino for its horn. Envy Nero for consuming the last Silphium stalk.

Do we really and truly believe that these two would succeed where countless others have failed? Their teachers, their teachers teachers, and so on back - it's a white whale for those in the study of medicine. It is to them as the Collatz Conjecture is to mathematicians. Maybe there's an answer out there, but a lot of very talented members of the field have wasted their fucking time on it, so it's generally advised to not bother unless you have something particularly spectacular to bring to the table.

"I have thought it over, over!" Link said, while her sister scowled at her again. "And I believe I have a way to make someone horny over and over, over!"

Pink flicked Link's forehead. "Good!" she said. "Now, we need test subjects, over!"

Fortunately for them there were no shortages of weirdos for them to test on.