Story: HHL Film Director

Ranma felt weird.

Hold on, that's actually not a useful description. Ranma usually felt weird, for one reason or another. Weird stuff clings to Ranma and those around him like a barnacle to an unfortunate turtle. A short summary of weird things Ranma has felt relatively recently: A regular transformation between genders owing to his curse. Girly clothing. Being looked at by boys in that way while a girl.

Oh, but it didn't end with the curse, no no. There were other things as well, like, say, the weird feeling he got in his chest whenever he looked at Akane Tendo, his unwanted, uncute, violent fiance. Or when he heard her voice. Or when he smelled that distinctive shampoo she liked to use, or - 

"Was it good for you too~?"

A shudder passed through him. Not an unpleasant shudder, by any means. Next to him was Akane. And on the other side of her was Shampoo. All three of them were naked. Absolutely, thoroughly nude.

It felt weird.

For a while now, there had been this kinda will-they-won't-they routine going on between him and Akane. He didn't think she was into him; he'd say something stupid, she'd let him know that it was stupid, neither one of them wanted to be the one to admit first that they liked the other in that way, so they remained at an impasse.

One thing he had not expected was a hot threesome on the roof. But even so...

"Yeah," he said. Unable to lie. Unable to think of any other answer to give. It was like his brain had been hijacked. Probably by Akane's finger, trailing down his chest. She rewarded him with a kiss on the lips that made his pigtail stand on end, while Shampoo licked his neck and pushed her boobs into his side. Then, to his surprise, Akane grabbed his chin, guided his head away from her - and into a kiss with Shampoo.

"Good boy," Akane whispered in his ear, nibbling lightly on the earlobe. "Of course, we're going to have to practise that scene a lot more often over the next few weeks. A lot more. It's the same as a kata, right? You don't get it right the first time you see it, you have to work at it~"

Actually, he did tend to get katas right the first time he saw them, but he got the meaning. Practise makes perfect.

"And, you know, it would be a shame wouldn't it?" Akane whispered. "To put in all that practise and then simply... stop. I think we should keep doing it."

Keep doing it. Ranma could tell he was being manipulated now, but... that still made sense. Shampoo pulled him away from her and turned him towards Akane again and - Mmmm~

"Shampoo fine with this arrangement," Shampoo said, out of breath, her voice husky and ragged. "Shampoo agree. This how things are from now on."

Huh, right. Okay then! Most guys would probably be okay with two girls being okay to share, but Ranma wasn't quite like normal guys. He didn't want a relationship with one girl, at the moment, never mind two at once, but - Shouldn't he have some say in this?

Alas, both girls were keeping him far too occupied to respond. It was an effective hard counter to his tendency to say stupid things, and he'd swear that they were doing it on purpose. Hashing out the details of their new 'relationship', by making him alternate between the two of them, and - 

Screw it. He wasn't gonna complain. The two of them fighting over him was cause #3 of his general misery, behind his dumb old man and the Jusenkyo curse - 

"Oh, that reminds me!" Akane said. "Hot yuri threesome?"

"Hot yuri threesome!" Shampoo nodded.

"Huh?" Ranma chirped, blinking rapidly while looking between the two of them. "Uh, girls, I'm not sure I wanna -"

But from the look in their eyes as they were suddenly towering over him, Ranma had a funny feeling that, whether he liked it or not, he was gonna learn very soon what the female orgasm felt like.

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Ataru had no idea why reality was suddenly going along with him, but he sure was glad about it. What was his favourite part? Hard to say. Being able to make out with Lum anytime, anywhere, and anywhen was definitely high on that list. Watching Shinobu walk around in a harem outfit was definitely up there, too. Ukyo was a fine piece of ass as well.

Then there was the certainty that this was only the start. He was gonna build up a harem, come hell or high water, and there wasn't really anything anyone could do to stop him. Even himself. Not that he would, but even if he did get it into his own fool head that he should maybe pull on the brakes, he had the feeling he'd have a harem ten strong set up for him anyway.

Zero complaints there - but Ataru wasn't the sort to put on the brakes. He was always go, go, go! As such, he was already making plans. Thinking ahead. He wanted to expand his harem still further, and was dilligently considering how best to do so -

When the door opened up, introducing new customers to the restaurant. His gaze flickered towards them, and then his eyebrow raised. It was Gosunkugi, looking healthier than Ataru remembered seeing him last, and on each arm were none other than Ryoko and Asuka.

"There you are," Gosunkugi said, shooting him a confident smile. Not a crooked smirk like the boy usually gives, but a full-on confident smile. The three of them settled down at a table, both girls clung to his body, rubbing up against him like they were cats sniffing catnip. "Don't mind these two," he quipped. "I just gave them a really fun time, so they're a little too blissed out."

"Glad to see my cameraman is having such a fun time!" Ataru chuckled. He reached out and grabbed Shinobu's butt while she was walking by. "Say, Shinobu! After work, you'll need to change back into your normal clothes!"

"Huh?!" Shinobu gasped. "N-No, I - I don't want to - I mean, I like wearing... I mean..."

"Tell you what, though?" Ataru mused. "If you admit to wanting in on my harem, maybe you'll be able to stay in them...?"

Shinobu bit her lip. For a moment there, he thought he might have pushed too far, but - 

"What's the catch?" Shinobu asked.

"Catch?" Ataru asked. Do note, his hand was still squeezing her rump.

"I mean, there's got to be something you get out of it, right?" Shinobu frowned. "I'm not seeing the angle."

Oh. The situation was even more delicious than he'd expected. Hah! He patted her on that nice butt of hers, and sent her on her merry way.

Life is good. Life is very good, actually. It's a shame that Ryoko and Asuka are claimed already, but - 

But... Now he was looking at a potential rival instead of an ally. A man who might snipe the hot women that he wanted already. Hrm... Alright then, Hikaru Gosunkugi. You think yourself a pervert's pervert? Then let's see what you're really made of!