Huh. At this point, she was definitely starting to regret this approach. The first impression she had was... this girl was clearly into Ukyo because she thought Ukyo was a boy. It was an easy enough mistake to make, for non-ninja. However, as the conversation went on, it became clearer and clearer that this Nabiki Tendo was fully and totally aware that Ukyo was a girl.
"Hey, do you need me to carry anything for you?" Nabiki asked, way inside her personal space. For a ninja, personal space is actually quite important! "Of course, it would be 100 yen, and I'm not a martial artist - but I can at least carry some of your non-explosive ingredients if you want."
"Explosive ingredients?" the undercover kunoichi gulped. "Uh, no, that won't be necessary. Listen, can you stay here for a bit, I have to... be somewhere else."
She nodded, then turned and bolted away down the corridor to get away from the crazy lesbian who kept on trying to simultaneously flirt with her and bilk her out of money for doing favours. It was already clear that there would be no information of value to be found here!
Thus, she hurried into the girls washroom, rushing to a stall so she could ditch this disguise and put a new one on. But upon opening the stall what should she find in there but Nabiki Tendo, leaning forward, lips puckered, with a sign over her head that read '100 yen/kiss, first ten seconds free'.
She closed the stall door in a hurry then backed off towards the door again, where she found that same girl wearing bloomers and a white shirt, pouring out a bottle of cold water down her top while maintaining steady eye contact.
The door was closed and leaned against, quickly, while our hapless kunoichi started to sweat buckets. Not from exertion, mind. This was stress sweat.
"Oh no!" she whispered. "That girl is using toon force!"
Toon force! Perhaps one of the most powerful abilities that she'd ever heard of! Even more dangerous than the dreaded technique that she was tracking down, at this very moment!
The troublesome part about it is this - those using it often do not realise that they are doing so. They are simply tapping into what happens to be the funniest possible outcome - and making it real. She'd heard of true masters of the craft, experts in stealth who attempted to sneak past a toon force user... and managed to somehow step on rakes, or wind up with pies in their face over and over again. Humiliation after humiliation.
Even they had not been able to figure out a good way to overcome it... and now she must stand up to it herself. She must overcome it on her own. She must... She must fight the unbeatable!
"Why so sad?" Nabiki asked, her wet shirt clinging to her chest like a second skin. "Would a kiss make it feel better?"
In such a situation there was naught else left to do but scream.
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Ranma Saotome is a proud young man. He is. Even when he's being mentally dominated, he's a very proud guy. Konatsu was his master. Konatsu was such a cute master, too! A real manly man, who... Behaved and dressed like a convincing woman. It was a bit confusing, because despite his curse Ranma hadn't really internalised the idea of transgender people.
Thing is though, Ranma was feeling a bit jealous, you know? Konatsu is such a hot stud with a really nice butt, and a huge swinging dick. It's amazing he was able to pass as a girl with a hog like that. He should know. He's been turned back into a guy while wearing girly clothes more than one time. He knew full well how hard it was to get away with that and still be so damned hot.
There was a compulsion here to turn into a girl and flirt with him some - but look at Master's expression. He's determined. He's focused. He's aware of a threat, and he wants to deal with it, right here and now. The very sight of it was starting to make him hard -
So he grabbed some cold water and changed for a different reason.
"Master Saotome?" Konatsu gasped.
"If it's a ninja girl you're on the lookout for, you'll need me to be a girl," Ranma said. "Anyway, we should probably start with the gym storage shed."
"The gym storage shed...?" Master asked.
"It's a pretty out of the way spot where someone could reasonably store whoever they're disguised as while they go about their business," Ranma said. Matter of fact, to the point, and it's honestly where Ranma would put them too.
Anyway, the two of them went off there at that very moment. Not least because it would give Ranma a chance to get Master alone~ Oh, if she played her cards right maybe he'd give it to her up the butt?
That was a long shot - but if it played out right, it would be so worth it! They soon found the shed locked, which wasn't a problem because Master bent over and soon enough was picking it open. Not a complicated lock to get done - he wasn't bent over nearly long enough for her tastes!
Then the door swung open, and what did they find inside... But Ukyo, naked, bound and gagged.
"Miss Ukyo!" Konatsu shrieked, at her side in a moment's notice. Lurking from back here, Ranma could see plainly that her eyes were whirling about, spinning while a goofy smile plastered her face. "Oh no, how dreadful! They must be in disguise as her, somewhere in the school!"
"Maybe you should give her mouth to mouth resuscitation?" Ranma asked, already seeing a chance here to expand the harem more. Yes, Ukyo would be ideal. He's already into her as it was - so let's make it finalised shall we? "I think she's been drugged!"
"Yes, you're probably correct..." Konatsu said. "I may well need to do just as you've said..."
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Akane dearly wished that she was helping Master and Ranma deal with the mystery ninja, but Ranma, being Ranma, obviously wanted her out of harm's way. The thing with her friends was an excuse, and she knew it. At least there hadn't been any sort of insult about her martial arts ability, or calling her clumsy, or whatever. She could live with that.
"So what do you suppose this ninja wants?" Sayuri asked. "Oooh, maybe it's an arranged marriage with Konatsu, and they're here to test him!"
"Somehow, I doubt that it's something like that..." Yuka sighed wearily.
This was nice. It wasn't as nice as being Konatsu's slave, but spending time with her friends, keeping them safe from danger, while Ranma and Master dealt with the problem... it was nice, you know?
All the same, there was one thing that was kind of annoying her a little bit.
"Stay away from me!"
"If you would only give me 200 yen, I would stay far, far away!"
The sight of Nabiki harassing Ukyo while rushing down the hallway. That was the kind of thing that grabbed your attention by the lapels and demanded you take a closer look. Right? Right!
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