Yui Kotegawa is a tsundere babe who is a popular character in an erotic romantic comedy manga that desperately does not want to be a popular character in an erotic anything. Comedy? You could maybe talk her into it, depending on the nature of the comedy. Romance? Hrm, that depends on the nature of that romance more than anything else... But erotic anything at all was right out!
You can imagine how she would feel about being part of a pornographic fanfiction of said erotic romantic comedy manga, but let's not get into that right this moment, shall we? She'd stumbled upon a rather blatant, obvious plot device for a piece of pornographic fanfiction, and she was trying to figure out what it did while it did its work on everyone around her.
But not her. Not her at all. She was definitely not rubbing that part of her skin where the body wash had touched, marveling at how soft her skin was. Definitely not. Absolutely, 100% not kinda sorta getting off a little bit on touching her own arm...
Still, she was doing the sensible thing - rather than trying to deal with this all by herself, she was going to seek some help. Someone who knows what they're talking about. Someone who would take this seriously, provide her with serious answers, and given the people she knew that narrowed it down to exactly one person.
Unfortunately, Yui was the one looking for assistance, so she'd have to go to Mikado.
Now, that might seem a bit cruel. Surely Mikado is someone that she could normally trust, right? Well, the thing about that was -
"Nurse Mikado, I require your -" Yui began, then stopped as she watched her school nurse wrestle an absolutely enormous octopus into a tiny little jar. Or at least, what her mind interpreted as an octopus. Needless to say, it was not an octopus. For one thing, she was pretty sure that an octopus's suckers did not have opposable thumbs.
Pretty sure. These days, she was a bit less secure in her certainty about what was odd and what was normal, and things like this were really not helping matters. You see, their nurse was actually an alien who passed really, really well for a human.
"Hello there, Yui," Mikado said, dusting off her hands after screwing on the lid. "Don't mind me, just sourcing some new medicine."
Not going to ask, no possible answer would make her feel better. Besides which, she was here for a -
"It's not dangerous, is it?" Yui asked, unable to help herself.
"What, the ingredients?" Mikado replied. "Only to certain strains of bacteria and parasites."
Right. That did not, oddly enough, make her feel too much better. Focus on why you're here. To wit- she carefully, very carefully, put the bag she was carrying on the table, then looked around the room and found the rubber gloves. Mikado watched, with apparent amusement, as Yui slid not one, but two pairs of gloves over her hands, and then carefully, oh so carefully, peeled down the bag to reveal another two bags around a little pink bottle, and the instant she did that -
Her head swam. A sickeningly sweet aroma filled the room. It was heady, and - And have you ever spent a bit of time around someone that's smoking, and you get a bit of that buzz from it? The nicotine worming its way into your brain, and telling you 'that's the good shit right there' in its attempt to get you addicted?
Like that, except more erotic.
"My, my!" Mikado said, picking the bottle up and taking a big sniff. "Whatever might this be?"
"Gah!" Yui gasped, grabbing the bottle and putting it back on the desk. "Have a care, Nurse Mikado. This... This is a truly shameless concoction!"
It would have meant more if she hadn't rather abused the word 'shameless'. It could mean anything from 'oh no the principal has greased himself up again, and stalking the girls' locker room' to 'oops that girl's showing a little more leg than they should be'. Sometimes she came across as the old joke about Victorian-era England - table legs being scandalous, et al.
"What exactly does it do?" Mikado asked, studying the jar from afar.
"It feels really, really good on the skin," Yui began, absently rubbing at her arm. "I mean! It seems to make girls behave all... stupid and flighty. Horny and hawt!"
"... Say that last word again?" Mikado said, her eyebrow raised.
"I said it makes them scandalously attractive!" Yui snapped. “Extremely appealing to the male gaze!"
Mikado's eyebrow went up a bit higher upon hearing that. Yui was just a bit concerned about what she thought Yui meant.
"It's a bad thing!" Yui insisted. "It's some sort of, like, corruptive influence!"
No, she had not noticed that she'd done that. The little “like” was quite unlike her, would you not agree?
"So it's body wash, is it?" Mikado said. "It smells quite sweet. You want me to investigate it?"
"If you would be so kind," Yui sniffed. "I fear that some of the other girls are falling under its influence already. They grow flighty, airheaded, fun-loving~"
Her tone of voice had gone up an octave at the end there, a little bit of valley girl creeping in, inch by inch by horrible inch. Mikado, for her part, simply nodded along in understanding. Regarded the bottle with great care and consideration.
"Alright, I'll examine it," Mikado sighed.
"Thank you," Yui said. "I need you to find a cure for - for whatever this is!"
"Alright, alright!" Mikado waved her off. "Maybe if you brought me someone under its influence I could do more...?"
That was a good idea, and Yui felt like a total idiot for not thinking of it. For a moment, she looked at the patch on her arm, and - and noticed how much clearer her skin was. It was actually quite distinct. Like a tan line, and - And she imagined herself with a tan. Mmm, it would look good on her, wouldn't it...? Then again, it would look better if her hair was dirty bl-
She shook it off, realized that she was rubbing that patch again, which felt really good, and she made herself, forced herself, to pull her hand away and turn on her heel to head out into the school and find a bimbo to bring to Mikado.
It shouldn't be too difficult for a cutie like her to, like, find a - Find a ditzy vapid girl and lure her back to see Mikado. She could only hope that the nurse would heed her warning and be careful with that goop. The last thing they needed was her getting corrupted by it!
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