Sunday, 21 June 2026

Story: RCM Crossdresser's Familiar

 

Annalise drifted in a void that tasted of copper and old parchment. Her physical body remained slumped over a plate of eggs, but here, she was a shimmering outline of herself, weightless and untethered. Beside her, the succubus lounged on a floating shard of obsidian, her bat-like wings folded with a wet, leathery click. The creature's skin held a faint, iridescent sheen, shifting from deep violet to a bruised crimson whenever she moved.


"You're staring," the succubus noted. Her voice sounded like honey poured over broken glass. "It's the horns, isn't it? Or perhaps the tail. Most mortals find the tail distracting."


The spade-tipped appendage flicked back and forth, slicing through the astral mist. Annalise crossed her arms, trying to ignore the way the entity's gaze seemed to peel back her skin to read the blueprints of her soul.


"I'm staring because I'm currently a ghost in a dream world being lectured by a demon who looks like she wandered out of a bad goth club," Annalise snapped. "Start talking. Who are you, and why are you in my head?"


The succubus laughed, a throaty sound that vibrated in Annalise's marrow. She sat up, the movement fluid and predatory as she seemed to loom over her, even as she started to curtsy.


"My name is Lilith - at least, that's the name that doesn't make your ears bleed. As for why I'm here, the short answer is that you're a cosmic anomaly. The long answer is far more delicious, but also a lot less reassuring."


"I'm a human. Not an anomaly."


"Exactly!" Lilith leaped from the obsidian shard, landing soundlessly in the void. She circled Annalise, the scent of sulfur and cinnamon trailing in her wake. "You are a human from a world where magic is a fairy tale, plucked through a hole in reality by a boy who wears lipstick and lace. Do you have any idea how loud that scream was in the Ether? You might as well have let off a siren, alerting all and sundry that there was a delicious morsel right here, ripe for the taking."


Annalise recoiled as the demon leaned in, her toothy grin widening.


"The 'energy rush' those little witches fed you at breakfast? That was a catalyst. It pushed your consciousness just far enough out of your shell that I could slip in. Normally, I'd just feast on the resulting confusion and vanish, but you... you're far too interesting to eat in one bite."


"So you're a tourist," Annalise said, her voice flat. "You've got nothing better to do than hang out in the mind of a girl who just wants a nap and some cookies."


"Something like that." Lilith sighed, floating backward and reclining in mid-air as if lying on an invisible sofa. "I'm bored, Annalise. Truly, profoundly bored. The Demon Realm is a tedious place of bureaucracy and screaming. Everyone wants the same thing: power, souls, more screaming. But this? This bond you have with the little witch-boy? It's a masterpiece of accidental chaos."


"It's not a masterpiece. It's a legal nightmare. I'm married on paper to a guy who wears bunny onesies."


"And that is precisely why I'm telling you all this," Lilith said, her eyes glowing with a predatory amber light. "I could keep my mouth shut. I could wait for you to settle in, wait for the bond to ripen, and then swoop in to harvest the energy of your inevitable heartbreak or your sudden awakening. It would be the efficient choice. The profitable choice."


Annalise narrowed her eyes. "Then why aren't you? Why give me the 'how' and 'why' of my situation?"


Lilith paused, her tail twitching. She looked away, staring into the swirling mists of the astral plane.


"Because I hate the script," the succubus murmured. "Everything in this universe follows a pattern. The tsundere elf, the haughty princess, the innocent boy. It's a play that's been performed a million times. But you? You're the only variable. You're the only thing in this entire, shimmering world of Albans that isn't following the rules. Watching you struggle against the current is the first thing that's made me smile in three centuries."


"So I'm a reality show for you," Annalise concluded. "Great. I'm the entertainment."


"In a manner of speaking." Lilith flicked a clawed finger, and a vision appeared in the mist. It showed Nevill, still asleep in his room, his face peaceful and soft. "Look at him. Pure. Dense. A void of ambition wrapped in a pretty bow. He doesn't even know what he's holding. He thinks he summoned a friend. He doesn't realize he's tethered his soul to a woman who views his entire world as a scam."


"It <i>is</i> a scam," Annalise muttered, though her gaze lingered on Nevill's sleeping form.


"Is it?" Lilith asked, her voice dropping to a whisper. "Or is it the only place where you aren't 'too tall' or 'too different'? Think about it, Annalise. In your world, you were a ghost before you ever left. Here, you are a familiar. A partner. A wife. You've gone from being radioactive waste to being the center of a storm."


Annalise felt a sudden, sharp spike of irritation. "Don't try to psychoanalyze me, you winged parasite. I don't need a demon to tell me why I'm unhappy."


"Oh, I'm not analyzing. I'm observing." Lilith spun in a slow circle, her wings flapping once to propel her higher. "The bond between you and Nevill isn't just a legal trick by the Headmistress. It's a bridge. You provide the grounding, the skepticism, the raw human will. He provides the channel, the magic, the openness. Together, you're a circuit. And when that circuit finally closes... Well, that's when the real fun begins."


"What does that even mean? 'When the circuit closes'?"


"It means the moment you stop fighting it," Lilith purred. "The moment you decide that being a 'familiar' isn't a cage, but a weapon. Imagine it. A human with the perspective of another world, fueled by the magic of a male witch. You'd be an apex predator in a world of pampered girls."


Annalise stared at the demon. The offer-or the observation-felt like a hook hidden in silk.


"And why tell me this? If I become some 'apex predator,' doesn't that make me a threat to you?"


"My dear, I thrive on threats," Lilith replied, her grin returning. "A world where the rules are broken is a world where I can play. If you stay the victim, you're just a snack. If you become the monster, you're a peer. And I've always wanted a friend who knows how to use a proper insult."


Annalise scoffed, but she didn't move away. "You're insane."


"I'm a succubus. Sanity is for people who don't get to enter the dreams of others and see what they really want, deep down."


The void around them began to ripple. The copper taste grew stronger, and the image of Nevill started to blur, replaced by the distant, muffled sound of voices in the waking world.


"Your time is up, little anomaly," Lilith said, her form beginning to fade into a smudge of violet light. "The energy rush is wearing off. Your body is calling you back to your plate of eggs."


"Wait!" Annalise called out. "If you're just doing this for entertainment, does that mean you're actually helping me? Or are you just setting me up for a bigger fall?"


Lilith's laughter echoed, sounding more distant now.


"Does it matter? In the end, we both get to watch the fireworks. Sleep well, Annalise. Try not to drool on your husband."


With a final, mocking wink, the succubus vanished. The astral plane collapsed inward, a vacuum of light and sound that yanked Annalise backward. She felt the sudden, jarring weight of her own skin, the smell of breakfast, and the cold sensation of syrup on her cheek.


Annalise blinked. She was face-down in her eggs, and for some reason had acquired a kink for big titted goth girls. It felt like she'd had a really strange dream just now, but - No, she couldn't quite place it. Not for the life of her. That probably didn't mean anything important, right...?


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