There are many fundamental forces at play right now in Ashford Academy. The first is simple: Lelouch Lamperouge has absolutely lousy luck. He is also possessed by Ataru Moroboshi, right at this moment, and that boy has even worse luck, or at least worse ability to mitigate it. Granted, these are different kinds of luck. One is tragic, the other slapstick - but bad luck is still bad luck.
Thus, Shirley Fenette was about to walk in on him and Kallen right at a critical moment. Oh no! That's exactly the sort of disaster that would befall either one of these two hideously unlucky boys.
However, there was another fundamental force at play here. Remember, this story isn't called 'gestalt'. It's 'tainted gestalt'. That is to say, this is a gestalt that has been corrupted. Perverted, one might more accurately say. It was after one thing and one alone: Nookie. Ataru Moroboshi and Lelouch were particularly helpful in this area, though the others were as well, in their own special ways.
Case in point: Normally if Ataru had tried to order Kallen to give him a blowjob, Geass or not, it would have ended badly for him. He'd have been in considerable pain afterwards, let's say that much. He'd have it coming, no duh, but all the same, that's what it is.
As such, when the door opened, it wasn't as if someone was kicking it in or barging into the room trying to catch someone in the act. They turned the doorhandle, leaned into it, and pushed it open like a normal person which gave Ataru more than enough time to turn to her, a big smile on Lelouch's face as he realised it was a pretty redhead, and then he declared -
"You will help me with whatever I ask!"
The pretty redhead stood there for a moment, blinking in confusion.
"Oh, sure thing Lelou," she said. "What do you need?"
This is where Ataru rubbed his, or rather Lelouch's, hands like the greedy lustful swine he was.
"Girls, I need your help~" he announced. "I wanna make my harem grow and grow! Kallen, explain to - " He paused a moment there, and waited for her to take his cue.
"Shirley," she said.
Ataru picked it up from there. "Shirley all about the multiversal stuff. Shirley, it would be a big help if you believed it - and no matter what might be said from now on, we need to harem it up!"
"Harem it up!" both girls said in brainwashed unison. Hooray! In his excitement, Ataru goosed and groped them both at once -
And then found himself flat on his back from a simultaneous slap.
"Guh, we'll help you with whatever, but that's no reason to just get grabby," Shirley said.
"Pervert," Kallen sniffed. "Anyway, come on, I'd better fill you in on this multiversal stuff. It would probably be a big help to him if you kept that quiet, too!"
Tsk. How annoying. He was hoping for a threesome or something, but - Actually, never mind for now. Heh. The two of them were going to help him build a harem either way, and watching them leave in those teeny tiny skirt was absolutely wonderful~
Ataru got up to his feet and began his usual slouchy gait - but then, straightened himself up a bit more. No, no. That's not right. That's not right at all, now is it? He should be holding his head high, like so, and - Yep, this guy was just the sort of stuck up idiot that he normally hated. That ought to get him into all sorts of hell, but -
"Whoops!"
Someone spilled water right down his back... turning him into a girl right then and there. That's it. Right there. The bad luck of Lelouch and Ataru, at the same time. Exposing him to everyone in school as being able to turn into a girl. Great. Just freaking great.
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Shirley listened attentively as Kallen explained it all, nodding along the entire time. It would help Lelouch if she accepted this. It would help Lelouch if she believed this. So she would believe this. Completely buy into it. Totally and completely buy into whatever Kallen said.
"Which means we're going to have to have sex with him basically whenever and however he wants," Kallen said.
"Right," Shirley nodded. Then she tilted her head. "It's weird that I'm okay with this, right?"
"Super weird," Kallen said. "Extremely strange. I'm pretty sure he's got some sort of brainwashing power that's making us feel this way, but -" She shrugged. "What are you going to do? Not help him?"
Shirley wrinkled her nose and concluded that, no, she'd help him. Of course she'd help him. Even if he was supposedly alternatively possessed by people from various different universes and, gosh, that was so much to take in wasn't it?
"T-To be kinda honest... I'm a little horny," Shirley admitted. "The idea of being brainwashed by Lelou is..."
"That's a you thing," Kallen said, and Shirley promptly felt herself blushing down to her shoes. Kallen patted her on the shoulder. "You know, you're reacting to this better than I would have expected, mind control or not."
"Eh?" Shirley squeaked. "Um, no, I guess... I mean, the thing is I've kind of had a crush on him for a while now, but never got the chance to do anything... What about you? I mean, you're half Japanese, and working for a resistance movement, that's -"
"If you say that's kinda hot, I may have to make out with you," Kallen admitted, then wrinkled her nose. "Urgh, that guy definitely did something else to my head... Maybe it's not a you thing?"
"Have the two of you put any thought into prancing around at night in teeny tiny skirts beating the unholy hell out of all manner of twisted abominations hellbent on destroying humanity?"
"Urgh, no thanks!" Shirley scoffed. "I'm way too busy as it is, with schoolwork, the student council, and - "
She stopped, and did what Kallen was doing, which was, at present, staring at the little cat sitting on the floor staring up at them with deep expectation. Waiting. Waiting patiently for their reply.
"Uh...?" Kallen asked. "How short are we talking here?"
"Ruffled, and about as short as that uniform," the cat said. Kallen backed off as if she was about to punt the cat out of the nearest window. "It would most likely be a tremendous help to Lelouch as well."
"I know you're playing us," Kallen said. "I know that... but it's working."
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