Story: Cocknosis Raildex

 

To begin with, an apology to those here for the porn, but there's not really going to be an awful lot of it for a little bit. If you want to blame anyone, blame a certain white haired albino with a really twisted personality and a ridiculously broken ability. It's rather difficult to aim for smut when he's around. If one were to try, then let's just say that things would wind up going in another direction very quickly.

Nobody moved at first, largely because nobody quite knew what to make of this guy. The situation was tense. There was danger in the air. Touma's instincts were screaming at him. In particular, about Index and Aisa's presence. He had to get them out of here. Pronto! Himself, Misaka, they could take care of themselves, but this guy - 

This guy was a monster. That's what his instincts were yelling at him. He moved in front of them protectively.

"Get back to the apartment," he whispered.

"Good advice!" Accelerator said, much more loudly. "I suggest you take it as well, boy. The longer you stick around, the more my patience is getting tested. Tick, tock, tick -"

Boom! A trash can slammed right into Accelerator - or at least it seemed to, before bouncing off the way it came. Shortly after this, various pennies and coins and screws levitated into teh air and flew off at him as well. The same thing happened for each one. They'd fly in fast, aimed for a non-vital point, and then ricochet off, at least for a little while, before the magnetism in the air caught hold of them and circled around trying again and again. They came in from all angles. In front, to the side above, from spots he could see and spots he could not.

The result was the same every time.

"Oh dear, oh dear!" Accelerator chuckled. "Don't tell me, is this all the #3 can do?"

"Not even close," Misaka said. "Only start out with your strongest attack if you either need to, or you need to finish quickly. In your case, I want to know your power a little better. You are #1, right?"

"Right, right!" Accelerator yawned. "Then don't mess around. If you really must try me out, like everyone does, hit me with your best shot and see what happens."

For a moment there, Touma thought she might actually, but instead she seemed to think better of it.

"Something's weird..." Index muttered, frowning to herself. "I think I noticed something about all the metal things that flew at him, but - "

She didn't get to finish before all the metal in the area flew into a perfect dome around Accelerator. Staying perfectly still.

"I figured out his approximate range," Misaka said. "I doubt that would hold him, but -"

Misaka was right about that. The metal flew everywhere. Touma had already tackled Index and Aisa to the ground the moment he felt any movement at all from the dome - and those instincts had paid off.

"Oho, you're testing me out, are you?" Accelerator chuckled. "Alright then. Guess I'd better put you down as well. I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice!"

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"It seems that Accelerator is attacking the original Misaka, Misaka said. Her reaction times are superb. She is keeping her distance and trying to figure out how his power works, Misaka said."

Daisuke was in full on panic mode. Hard to blame him really. He likes Touma. His dick also likes Touma. No, not like that. His dick was conspiring behind his back to keep Touma around, useful, and distracted from his global conquest and harem building by throwing a whole lot of hot ass his way, and the last thing it, or for that matter Daisuke, needed or wanted was him getting ripped to shreds by a murder happy albino with an attitude problem.

Alright then. He had no choice. He had to think outside the box. The immediate approach that would have been obvious was - give the Sisters a power boost that would let them mess up Accelerator. Make them all Level 6 or whatever. Not only would that negate the need for the experiment, it would also keep them safe (and give his cock an enormous army that would help it take over fully).

However, there were two problems with that. As discussed previously - it would be noticed. The other problem? What kind of power beats Accelerator? We're talking about the number one Level 5, here! That's not something you just go 'more dakka' and hope it works.

What he really needed was to work out a way to win, but he didn't have enough information. He hadn't even met - 

Then Daisuke slowly turned towards the Sister, and an idea came to him out of nowhere.

He gulped nervously and whipped it out. Instantly, the Sister was on her knees, drooling before his mighty hypno-cock. Alright. Time to put this thing to good use!

"I want you girls to figure out how Accelerator's power works based on what you've all seen," he commanded, going so far as to lightly slap the Sister's cheeks with his cock. Then, he let it sit on the bridge of her nose, where she went silent and cross-eyed, tongue rolling out of her mouth as she tried to lick his balls. "Then figure out a limitation that can beat him using the resources there!"

"Yes, Master! Misaka sluttily slutted~"

Daisuke wasn't sure how he felt about that particular verbage, but what he also was not aware of at all, was that he had just activated one of the most potent calculation neural networks in history.

The Misaka Network roared into action.

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Misaka was kinda freaking out a bit here. It was her first time encountering someone that was genuinely, absolutely stronger than her in no uncertain terms. Touma? That's one thing. He had a weird ability she hadn't been able to work out for the life of her, so she'd never been able to beat him. She was pretty sure if she worked him out, she'd get him. One day.

This guy? Accelerator? The #1 most powerful Esper in Academy City? She'd at least thought she'd be able to do something against him. The power difference was enormous. Absurdly, ridiculously enormous. She'd wondered sometimes about who was above her in the rankings. Figured they had to be pretty absurd. Telekinesis, teleportation, something like that.

If this was telekinesis, she couldn't work out how it actually functioned. There was a range around him that seemed to auto-reflect all attacks, and she'd been able to work out its radius - but then Accelerator had simply willed her little dome shield apart. She'd been planning on creating a seal around him. Block off the oxygen, let him knock himself out, but then he'd gone and punched a hole clean through using what she figured had to be the air around him, or something.

And now he was rushing towards Touma at high speed, ready to throw hands. Shit! Her boyfriend and other girlfriends were in danger! Left with no choice, she flung a bin nearby, and Touma grabbed onto it with his left hand, making sure to keep his right hand far away from it, while Misaka used other bits of metal to get the other two girls out of there. Quickly now. Quickly!

"Hrm! You really are annoying!" Accelerator cackled, turning his attention back to her yet again. Misaka tutted, and moved in to attack him - when Touma suddenly jumped off his bin and leaped down with his fist first to punch Accelerator in the face!

He seemed stunned by that, and backed off a bit, rubbing at his cheek while staring at Touma in shock. That wouldn't last long, but luckily - 

"Original Misaka, please attend carefully, Misaka pleaded quietly," the other her whispered, in a voice utterly devoid of emotion.

"Huh?" Misaka grunted in genuine confusion. "The hell are you -"

"Based on our observations of Accelerator's abilities, we have determined that there are weaknesses to his power," the other Misaka said. "We believe that you can defeat him - if you follow our exact instructions."

"How the hell did you hit me?" Accelerator growled, the wind around him whipping up. "Ooohhhh, I don't like you! I was going to take care of the other Level 5 first, but she can't lay a finger on me! So! Instead, I'm going to put you down!"

"And if you do, I'll make sure to shatter the illusion of power you have!" Touma yelled.

Oh shit, her lay was gonna get killed! Misaka listened carefully to what the other her said. The calculations involved were, frankly, insane, but - But... On the other hand... If they could pull it off, then it would put a fast end to this fight, once and for all!

"Make sure that you pull back the object just as it crosses his boundary, Misaka advised," the other her said, having deduced in seconds what had taken one of Academy City's top researchers years to figure out. "And if you do, then it will reverse again directly into him."

Behold the sheer horror of cocknosis, in all its power. Capable of making people break their own limits, pushing beyond their own boundaries, and making the impossible truly possible.