This might be beating a dead horse at this point, but Namiyo (much like Eito) did not want a harem. The whole idea was (hot) embarrassing on a personal level. Especially since she wasn't, you know, an actual lesbian or anything (publically).
And now, out of nowhere, her stupid friend Sae was about to go on a harem recruiting spree, playing a game where the only way she doesn't add a girl to the harem is if, beforehand, Namiyo is able to kiss them. It was a stupid game. It was a really, really stupid game, with stupid rules. Mostly. The part about leaving Eito's harem alone was -
Eito's harem... A lightbulb went off in her head. Of course. Of course! Maybe that boy would be able to help her out? She bit her lip as she dashed through the street, mindful of the idea, the very conceit, that with the way things were going...
No, she couldn't accept it. Not entirely. Not yet. The notion, the concept, that they don't have free will, that the future can be freely manipulated any which way but simple subtle actions - that's not something she was willing to admit to. More likely was that the computer was using some form of brainwashing, which she pretty much had to admit existed -
Though, was that really any better? Being able to freely manipulate the minds of others, or manipulating the path of the future via calculation... which was better? Which was more desirable? When you think about it, one meant that free will objectively could not exist, while the other at least posited that it must. One could only take the will of others if it was there to start with, after all.
Either way! She needed help. More specifically, she needed help in dealing with that psycho conspiracy nut before she recruited too many girls by manipulating this network of hidden corrupting brainwashing devices that were, apparently, scattered all throughout town. They could be in that postbox. That lamppost. That dancing hula girl outside the post office.
Which was kind of a weird thing to have, wasn't it? No, no, she shook her head clear of the idea, and went right back towards Watanabe's place, before changing directions and heading towards the school instead. By now they'd probably be there, right? Right! Maybe she could get Eito to help her out. Maybe, just maybe, she could stop this lesbian harem thing before it got too ridiculous!
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Miss Nugget had a reputation for being a hot strict bitch. Well, two of those words were still true about her, but one of them had changed its meaning. Yoshi, Ai and Cho stared at her. Their tormentor, the masochist herself, giggling like an idiot and sucking on her index finger.
"So, like, I'm horny!" Miss Nugget said and all three of them gulped. If they'd heard her saying that before being brainwashed as they were, then this would have flipped their switch pretty hard already. "What do you wanna do now?"
Oh, there were several things they could be doing right about now! Several things came to mind right away, without a doubt!
"Uh, Sae?" Yoshi began. "What other traps are there in the school?"
<i>"Quite a few, quite a few,"</i> Sae said. <i>"Why, are you planning on avoiding them - or tripping them?"</i>
"Depends on what they are," Cho said. "I don't want to be an idiot like that. I'm already a part of the harem, you see."
"I want bigger boobs!" Ai raised her hand, and all three of them nodded. "But not smaller brains!"
Miss Nugget giggled, rather making their point for them. She was really, really stupid right now. So hot, but so dumb!
<i>"Fine, fine!"</i> Sae chirped. <i>"Since you're already in the harem, there's no harm in it. Let's see... If we exclude those already tripped today, there's...a book in the library called 'Mathematics Applied to Gardening'."
"Don't tell me it activates if we take that book out, " Yoshi groaned, recognising the cliche for what it was. "Will the bookcase swing open and reveal a hidden tunnel?"
<i>"Oh, no, nothing quite so cliche,"</i> Sae said. <i>"You have to both take out the book and put it back in upside down to activate the spray that will give you a random kink."</i>
... Avoiding that one, thanks. The random aspect of it seemed quite off. If anything, this reinforced how absolutely ridiculous this whole thing was. The mind of the person that came up with this was beyond twisted.
"Alright, how about either... something we might stumble into on accident realistically, or something we'd want to be subjected to?" Ai asked. "Like bigger boobs!"
"You're making a bigger boob out of yourself right now..." Yoshi quipped.
<i>"Alright, fine, fine! There is a breast embiggener in the gym storage shed."</i>
Ooh, that had their interest right away! The gym storage shed? Now they were all really interested! What could that be? Perhaps if the mats were arranged into the right position? Or maybe something on a higher shelf?
<i>"You know that big red button in the back corner of the shed?"</i>
"... You mean the one that says 'push to grow'?" Yoshi asked, feeling something click in the back of her mind.
<i>"Yeah, that's the one! Press it and hold it for ten seconds - and you'll be zapped with a titty ray!"</i>
Aha. Right. That was one of the mysteries of the school, right there. What that button did, what it was meant to grow, how it was meant to work. Everyone had pushed it at some point or another, to no avail. So you had to hold it for ten seconds, huh? That's how it worked...?
<i>"Thing is, based on what I'm seeing, there's enough spray for maybe one girl."</i>
Boom. They'd all rushed towards the entrance as fast as they could. Sae's drone whirled around and flew straight off the rooftop towards the gym itself, cackling all the way. What fun, what fun! Now it was a madcap race to get to the bottom! In their wake, they left Miss Nugget lurking on the roof, giggling to herself and twirling with her hair...
Then she looked around the rooftop. Straightened herself out. Took a deep, deep breath, and muttered under her breath.
"Someone finally found the professor's toys," she said with an oddly sultry tone behind it. "A shame he didn't live long enough to see it - but it will be fun to watch those girls warp themselves in body and mind."
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