Nobody would ever forget the day that the giant slutty Misato maid attacked. It's kind of hard to forget. I mean, have you seen Misato? That lady has curves for days as it is, put her in a slutty maid uniform and make her giant sized and that image is going to burn itself into your retinas. Onlookers would quite literally not know where to put their attention, because everything is a ten out of ten easily. It all comes down to personal taste, but even if you're an ardent ass man those boobs make a convincing argument... not to mention the reverse.
"Oooh la la!" the maid Rei said, sitting on Misato's shoulder with a feather duster. She stuck it into the giant woman's ears and swirled it around, rotating her own hips in motion. Not that anyone could see her right now. "Zat building eez in desperate need of a good dusting. If you would, no?"
Meanwhile, Asuka was dashing after her underwear, which had taken to flying off on their own accord. "Get back here!" she warned. "So help me, if you don't get back where you belong I'm going to -"
"Asuka?"
Oh no, just what she didn't need at a time like this! "Kaji!" she yelped, putting on her best smile. The man she had a crush on was right there. Guh! She rushed over to him, hoping he didn't see her chasing panties flying through the air.
“Oh.. hi Asuka.. is that a skyscraper sized Misato in a maid uniform? Or did the commander manage to get me to go drinking with him for once?” He asked, gazing into the distance as if the world would make sense again any moment now.
"Never mind that," Asuka said. She waved it off. That was the best thing to do, given how embarrassed she was. "You're going to get me to the Geofront right now!"
Boom. They were at the Geofront. Asuka's mouth worked, but no sound came out. How... did they...?
"You seem a little confused, little Asuka," Kaji said. "Do you need me to explain what's going on?"
"N-No! Not at all!" Asuka huffed. Tsundere genius that she was, she could not admit to being confused. "I know <i>exactly</i> what's going on!"
And so, she did. Like a bolt from the blue. The information penetrated her brilliant brain, and she was staring at the ring on her finger as if it had suddenly sprouted legs and started singing showtunes.
"Something wrong, Asuka?" Kaji asked. "Ah, I know. The teleportation system to the Geofront left you a little woozy. It's no wonder, since it is powered by the Commander's alcoholism."
"I am already wearing my plugsuit," Asuka said. Then looked down at herself. She was, indeed, wearing her plugsuit already. A cruel grin spread across her face.
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"I am the undisputed Queen of the world," Asuka said, and so it was. She was sitting on her throne in the midst of the Geofront, resplendent in her red dress and with a crown perched upon her pretty head. Her fingers tapped impatiently against the throne. Ah, what next? Oh yes.
"Shinji Ikari is my footstool," she began, and so it was. He was on his hands and knees in front of her, and so she put her feet up. Kukuku...
An hour after that, Hikari was standing by her side, the sole person on the planet that was capable of keeping her from going 'too far'. Whatever that meant. Meanwhile, Misato was giving her a backrub while Rei was wearing a maid costume, decidedly <i>not french</i>, that barely covered her and was serving her food imported right from a German 5 star restaurant that didn't exist five minutes ago.
"Ah, this is the life," Asuka said, deliberately grinding her heel into Shinji's back. Heh. How appropriate for a spineless worm. She was making more and better use of his backbone than he ever would. "We've already eliminated war, crime, prejudice and hatred. We've even managed to make sure that people have maintained their individualism, all thanks to my brilliant leadership, vision -"
"And reality warping jewelry," Hikari finished for her. "Have you heard? Some are taking to calling you the Bitch Queen of Earth."
"Immortal Bitch Queen of Earth," Asuka corrected. "Oh. I'm immortal now. Hooray, right? You're so lucky, getting to have me as your leader for all eternity. Every year, the quality of human life will get better and better under my guidance and ingenuity. Praise me!"
"All glory to Asuka!" all present said in unison.
Ah, but it couldn't all be sunshine and roses. There was an ominous sounding crash off in the distance. Doctor Akagi rushed in with a report: "It is the daily Angel attack," she said. "Which only ever occurs to keep you entertained and give you a reason to show off."
“Are the reporters ready?” Asuka asked, pushing away some imaginary dust from her shoulders. "Oh, what am I saying? They are ready. Saying it is enough."
She arose from her throne with typical style and grace. Her dress fell away, revealing her plugsuit and, of course, curves that would make a supermodel jealous. Absolutely flawless in every way, and this skin tight costume really helped to show it off. As people cheered her on, clapped and applauded, she rewarded them with blown kisses, and then at the end of the short walk she grabbed onto a rope ladder that hoisted her up towards Unit 02's entrance.
While the medics carried away the fainting people who had been the target of her blown kisses, Asuka started the rock tune in her Evangelion. Which, of course, looked just like a giant version of herself wearing kickass armour that actually didn't cover all that much of the body.
And then the Angel appeared, a giant roaring serpent with seven wings of light whose fangs were glowing with unholy power. A terrifying monster, an enemy for the ages that could devastate nations and destroy cities with ease.
"Awesome... Asuka... Smash-Punch!"
Terrifying beyond belief, but not nearly so scary as a giant Asuka rushing forward to smack it really, really hard with her fist. Brilliant. A work of genius, that attack. They never see it coming. In an instant the Angel was left in bits and pieces of... whatever they were made of, while Asuka climbed out of her cockpit.
"Yay, Asuka!" a cheerleading team yelped. Not that this team was led by Shinji. In a uniform that was much skimpier than the others. "Give it up for Asuka! Asuka! Asuka!"
The crowd joined in the cheer, their voices reaching the heavens themselves.</i>
"Asuka? Is everything alright?" Kaji asked. Snapping her out of that daydream. A world where everyone recognised how wonderful she was...
Except that was what Asuka wanted before she became Shinji's sex slave. Which she'd accidentally made herself with this stupid ring and - Actually, that wasn't such a bad thing. Because you know, this meant that rather than make the world her toy she would keep things a bit more.. Reasonable. Mostly because she knew Shinji would probably not want her to turn him into the God-Emperor of Mankind. Mostly he'd probably be content with occasionally giving her realy satisfying bouts of sex that lasted all night long.
Which she was totally okay with.
"I'm fine," Asuka said, and that was no lie. The ring twinkled mischievously in the light. Alright. So what should she do now...?
- She powers up the Evangelions, and prepares to show off for Shinji.
- She gives the pilots superpowers best suited to deal with Maids.
- Suddenly all the panties in the city start to attack, and wind up stuffing themselves in Asuka's mouth so she can't speak.
- Shinji is so horny for maids that he winds up betraying the group.
- Something else
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