Isn't it kind of weird how you always have the worst part of your nightmare right before you wake up? Well, that just happened to Issei, and it happened <i>hard</i>. In this case he'd had this weird nightmare that the cute girl he was going on a date on this weekend had straight up grown big black wings and stabbed him through the chest. You know, on consideration that was probably a sign that he had some kind of intimacy issues that caused him to act out in a way that could be seen as perverted by those that didn't understand him very well.
"M-Master, please. It's time for you to wake up now," his alarm clock said.
Well, yes, people that knew him would think he was a pervert as well. Whatever! He climbed out of bed and stumbled off to school. So far this morning nothing out of the ordinary had happened -
Until he noticed the way that girls were looking at him. Normally? Disgust. Revulsion. Like they'd found a squashed bug in their sandwich. Now? Like they'd found a squashed bug in their sandwich, but it was a <i>really neat-looking</i> bug. They were still disgusted, but more at the fact they briefly found it appealing.
"Hey, it's not just my imagination is it?" Katase asked. "Something about that pervert seems different today..."
"It must be a trick of the light," Murayama said. "Even someone like him could almost look handsome in the right conditions. Almost."
Huh? Handsome? Come to think of it, he was hearing those comments from kind of far away as well. Had his hearing improved overnight or something?
His thinking was interrupted as the number one person he didn't want to see suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his shoulders and sniffed his hair.
"A-Aika! What are you doing?!"
"Did you dose yourself in pheromones?" Aika asked. "That's the kind of thing a pervert would think would work on women." She sniffed again. "Smells... nice... But not nearly nice enough to..." then she sniffed again.
This was about the point where Issei decided that discretion was the better part of not being sniffed by Aika anymore. What, valour? What did that have to do with anything?
Well, in any event... That wasn't even the end of the weirdness today. For some reason he felt more comfortable outside of sunlight. Also, his sense of hearing and sight felt much improved upon for some reason. Oh, and he had been a bit too sleepy during the morning to notice but during gym class he suddenly noticed that he had muscle mass. A lot of it, where he didn't have it before. And then, while they were getting dressed...
"Huh? Yuma? Who is that?"
Neither of his friends remembered Yuma. Worse, she wasn't even in his phone! It was as though she never existed, but that dream was far too real! Then again, if that was real then so was the part where she -
<i>"Can you please die?"</i>
That thought kept coming back to him over the course of the day, until eventually he had to go to the bathroom to have a bit of breathing space. He didn't need to use the toilet or anything, he just stood over the sink and splashed water into his face.
"I feel strange," he said. "So hot all over. Is this a fever? No, it actually feels good. Really good! Except when I'm in natural sunlight. So why..."
"Perhaps I can answer that for you."
He looked in the mirror, and saw red. A whole lot of bright crimson, right there behind him in the reflection. Flowing locks that framed a beautiful face and magnificent figure. Rias Gremory!
"Ah! Wh-what are you doing in here?!" Issei whisper-yelled. "If anyone catches us in here -"
"They won't," Rias gently interrupted. "That's so cute, Issei. Worried about my reputation? I've put a charm on the door. Even if someone walks in, they wouldn't see us right now."
Oh well that was a relief. Wait a minute. "A charm on the door? Like a magic spell?"
"Of course," Rias said. She flicked back her hair, and Issei felt his heart throbbing in his chest at the sight. Beautiful. They should have sent a poet. She was absolutely gorgeous from head to toe, every little inch of her. "Issei Hyoudou. I am... a succubus."
"A succubus?" Issei asked. "Does that mean you're going to use sex to steal my immortal soul? Or maybe my life?"
But Rias shook her head. "Issei. I already took both of those things last night. After your charming date killed you, I offered you a deal. Join my peerage, and you can live. To make a long story short, I revived you... as an Incubus."
An incubus? The male equivalent of a succubus? It was strange, but Issei somehow accepted this as truth when it was laid out in front of him. In fact, the thought 'I am human' felt wrong as well. He <i>was</i> an incubus, without question, without fail.
"I'll fill you in on the finer details for now, but here is what you need to know right away," Rias said, beginning to walk in a lazy circle around him. "A long time ago, before the Evil Piece system that I used to revive you was even developed, a number of Devil families sought to eradicate the Cubi race. Of course, they failed. A few survivors hung on and hid away, until one was brave enough to infiltrate one of the families that tried to eliminate us. She bore him a daughter, who went on to marry the head of another house - giving birth to me and my siblings in the process."
Issei nodded. That made sense so far.
"Even I was unaware of this truth, until I revived you last night," Rias said. "Your perverted soul awakened my succubus genes and made them run rampant. They awakened the genetic memory implanted in me by my grandmother."
"Genetic memory?" Issei asked.
"My grandmother had this wicked scheme for revenge against the devils who tried to have us eliminated, but I don't think that's strictly necessary. If it were my choice, I would simply stay hidden away and live as an ordinary Devil of the Gremory house. I would raise a peerage, inherit what I was due and that would be it. But... No, that won't be possible anymore."
She looked away, biting her lip. "If the rest of the devil world finds out about me, they will treat me as an enemy. My mother, my siblings... All of us will be hunted down and treated as enemies of the world. I haven't even told the rest of my peerage yet. You are the first and only one to hear these words. Issei Hyoudou, my instincts are telling me that you will make a superb incubus. Will you help me ensure the survival of -"
Before she could finish the question the door opened and two girls walked in. Wait a minute. Hold on. Now that he thought about it... where were the urinals? Had he... no way! It couldn't be! All this time he was in the girl's bathroom?!
Sure enough, the girls walked right by him without even a passing glance at either him or Rias. Sweet! This was incredible! He waved his hand in front of their faces -
And then they wobbled.
"You know, that Issei guy... He's kind of hot. Right?"
"Ugh, don't be gross," the other girl said, though she was fanning herself down and her nipples were poking out through her uniform. "He's not hot. He's not a complete stud that I want to llllllick a trail down."
"Yep. He's gross."
"Super gross."
"Yeah, he's so gross that... That he'd probably put his dick in my butt if I gave him half a chance."
"Girls can be pretty dirty too," Rias whispered to him. Ah! Now she was hugging him from behind! So hot! "So? How about it? You'll be my Pawn, won't you? My cute Issei. With my training you'll have a harem of girls all over you, and who knows? If you're good enough. I. Might. Join. It."
"You make an effective sales pitch!" Issei said, fist pumping the air triumphantly. "Alright! I'm an incubus -"
"Introduce yourself as a devil to anyone that asks."
Oh, of course. He watched in the mirror, as suddenly wings popped out of Rias' back. A tail, too! Moments later he had wings and a tail as well, and the two girls -
"Ohhh, he's so disgusting!" One girl had her foot on the sink to brace herself as her hand went down the front of her skirt.
"Perving on us all the time!" the other girl moaned, lying on the floor with her legs spread wide, wide apart, fingers working overtime.
Hehehe... Oh boy! This was gonna be amazing!
"Now we must break the news to the rest of my peerage," Rias said. "Issei, please help me do this..."
"In a minute, I want to see where this goes."
- Rias decides to break it to them one at a time. Starting with Akeno, who happens to be using the shower.
- Sona has noticed something is up with Rias.
- Rias breaks it to them all at once.
- Meanwhile, another member of the ORC has noticed they've suddenly gained access to sex magic.
- Something else
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