Pride And Joy
Now, take it easy girls," Ranma said, hands up and backing off out of the hot water. In front of him were two girls walking towards him in a way that reminded him of a wolf about to pounce. "I know, I know. I'm super manly -" they growled, eyes fixed on the same point. "But I'm pretty sure this giant penis of mine is having some kind of effect on your minds."
"Damn right it is," Ukyo said, licking her lips. Funny. He'd never seen such a soaking wet girl be so thirsty before. "It's like trying to not think of a pink elephant."
"Because it has such a long trunk?" Akane asked.
"No, I mean..." Ukyo began, but then tilted her head and trailed off. "Well, I guess so?"
"My point is! You're not in you’re right state of mind right now!" Ranma said. Now, this might seem a little bit like closing the barn door after the horse has already bolted given he had just used this weapon of mass ahegao on the three girls he likes the least in the world, but... well, that's kind of the point.
His eyes flicked over towards Akane. If - If he had sex with her, then it would mean...
"Anyway! I want you two to think clearly about this before you do something you regret!"
They stopped. Oh, thank goodness. Ranma nearly collapsed from that, it felt like he'd spent a good week solid fighting Ryoga, while Happosai was off in the corner telling dirty jokes. He was so mentally exhausted it was draining his physical supply.
"You're right," Akane said. "We really should be rational about this."
"Yeah," Ranma nodded. "It would completely ruin our friendship."
"Friendship? I'm your future wife!" Ukyo protested.
"No. I'm his future wife!" Akane - wait, what did Akane just say?! "Our fathers arranged this a long time before you even met him. I have first dibs."
"Well then... Ranma turns into a girl... so I'll be 'her' husband! Then you can be his wife. It's all good, right? We got a deal?"
This was not going in the same direction that Ranma was expecting. Hell, this wasn't going in the same plane of existence that Ranma was expecting. What? Huh? What was this now?!
"I want to fool around with his girl side on occasion," Akane said. Ranma nearly fainted.
"Fine, but I get first crack at his monster penis."
"Deal!"
They shook on it, and Ranma felt quite giddy all of a sudden. Like he should have, I don't know, maybe said something? Interrupted at some point? Maybe run for the hills before the two girls he liked -
"Kyah!"
Performed a flying leg scissors aimed at his face and pinned him to the ground by her stupid thick tomboy sexless thighs. He should get out of this. Shouldn't be too hard. He was way stronger than Akane so all he had to do was stand up. Yep. All that he had to do. Push her off. Stand up. Make fun of her creamy muscular thighs which were way too thick for a guy to like. Look, he could even kiss them like this and he wouldn't even feel good or anything. Hrm... better run that experiment again just to make sure...
"Alright! My new favourite meat is on the menu!" Ukyo yelled from down by his legs. Now, Ranma couldn't see what was happening down there, but a hand had definitely grabbed his shaft and then something wet and tight started to slide down his -"Gah! I think I'm cumming just from putting it in!"
“Lucky bitch…” Akane said, hearts in her eyes. Guh! The uncute tomboy started humping down against Ranma's face, leaving him no recourse whatsoever but to lick and kiss and tease that tomboy's pussy. Oh yeah he could push her off and get away from this mess before it escalated any further. Why he did so... eh, he'd come up with a reason for that later. Probably after he figured out an alternative explanation for why his hands had been on Akane's butt for the last thirty seconds.
"Ah! It's like a dream come true!" Ukyo grunted. Her hands began to roam down Ranma's chest, pulling herself up until about a quarter of his monster cock was outside of her. That was about as far as her arms would push though, so she pulled them away and slammed back down. "Ever since I hit puberty, I've wanted this. Needed this. Fuck, it's beyond anything I thought possible!"
Hearing Ukyo say these things was <b>very</b> different than, say, Nabiki. His body was straining under the pressure.
"It would start with me tracking you down," Ukyo said. "I'd see you leaning against a wall, and then I'd pounce." Yeah, Ranma could see that. The cute girl seeing his hot body, unable to hold herself back before stripping off their clothes and then - "I'd whack you over the head with my spatula!"
Once again, Ranma was caught off guard by the direction things were taking.
"I'd hit you again and again and again!" Ukyo moaned. "I'd dust you with explosive okonomiyaki powder. I'd burn your hands on a grill. Th-Then, just to add insult to injury, I'd mount you just like this and fuck you until you admitted how much of an idiot, idiot, idiot you were for leaving me behiiii~ind! ♥"
Right, that was about enough of that. Hearing about how Ukyo had violent sexual fantasies about him was really not helping Ranma out in that whole 'they're in their right state of mind' notion. So he pulled his mouth away from Akane's thighs (causing a sound not entirely unlike a plunger getting unstuck in the process) and asked the question that was first and foremost on his mind.
"Could you go into more detail about that?" he asked. Wait no that wasn't what he meant to - He was interrupted when Akane shifted her weight, and it was back to her uncute, unsexy, seriously they were so <i>sexless</i> and undesirable thighs ♥.
"Mmm... first I'd knock you on your ass with a shot to your head," Ukyo said. "Then I'd tie you up with dough, and smack you around a little more for good measure."
"Maybe put an apple in his mouth?" Akane suggested. Not helping!
"Yes! Yes! An apple in his mouth!" Oh god she was going faster! "Then I'd - I'd sprinkle the explosive flour alllll over his body and set it off!"
"Which would burn off all his clothes, leaving him naked," Akane added.
"Oh christ! His penis would be right there! ♥ So big and delicious and filling! ♥ So that's when I'd - When I'd -"
"Stuff your spatula up his butt?" Akane suggested, and at this point Ranma was finding her more uncute than he'd ever found her before!
"All the way up to the heeeead!"
Huh! Well then, it seemed as though there were more loops for Ranma to be thrown around today. The sudden vivid imagery of himself tied up in dough, stark naked, with the very end of Ukyo's battle spatula sticking out of his butt was not something Ranma had expected to firmly implant itself in his brain out of nowhere.
Nor was he expecting that <i>he'd be so into that</i>. His arms reached up and grabbed a firm hold of Akane's boobs - on reflex! It wasn't like he wanted to touch them - while he burbled unintelligibly into her pussy. Eyes glazed over, all he could do was thrust up and cum into Ukyo's pussy. He felt the girl brace herself on Akane for support, say something to the effect of "I take this pigtailed girl to be my lawful wedded wife," then she toppled over and began breathing heavily, exhausted yet still full of lust.
Then Akane finally - finally - moved herself off and let him stand up again. His face was drenched, but he was pretty sure that wasn't from the water. Well, he was pretty sure that would do it this time. Four girls. Four girls he'd cum inside of. There was no way, no how, that he was gonna lose control -
"Ahem!" Akane coughed. In spite himself Ranma looked around. Akane was right there next to him. On her hands and knees. Naked butt thrust up into the air. Scowling as she looked back at him. "Come on, dummy. What are you waiting for? An invitation?"
Never before in his life had Ranma seen such an undesirable sight as this. Such a big butt wiggling around like that, her face was the furthest from bedroom eyes that he could possibly imagine, her figure was anything but sexy, her attitude was a total turnoff.
And yet his penis was more erect now than it had been the other four times put together. In fact it made him stumble back a step because it slapped him in the chest.
"W-Well, I mean, if you insist," Ranma said, getting down to grab her far too wide hips so he could properly line himself up. "But I'm only doing this because... Uh... Fuck it, I'll think of an excuse later."
- Cue tsundere sex.
- Ukyo's not done yet!
- Nabiki chats with the other girls.
- The shadowy council is flummoxed that Ranma has somehow not broken any of their rules.
- Something else
Second Episode
It's been commented on before, but the relationship between Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo is complicated. To say the least. One would need a <b>chart</b> to fully plot out the complicated range of rituals, emotions, and complicated history between them. In fact, there is a chart exactly like that and it looks like a conspiracy theorist's wallpaper.
In summary, they were a pair of really cute martial artists with a lot in common, forced into an arranged marriage at more or less exactly the wrong time in their lives for such a relationship. I mean, you couldn't have picked a more perfect day for them to meet for the first time. Akane was <i>just</i> getting <i>the right level</i> of pissed off about the guys at school trying to rush her while Ranma was <i>just this shy</i> of losing his shit about the stupid girl form curse that had been dumped on his head.
The bad first impression was almost inevitable when you put it like that. Recovering from a bad first impression isn't an easy thing, but they were getting there. Step by step. The physical attraction was certainly there, all that they needed was the emotional maturity to admit their mutual interest and then sparks would fly.
"Don't get the wrong idea!" Akane yelled, while pushing her butt back into him. "I'm only doing this to help you! That monster dick looks like it'll burst if it doesn't get some ass."
That, or they needed a magical deus ex machina to make their personality conflicts insignificant compared to the raw urge to mate and mate and <i>mate</i> until one or the other was passed out.
"Hmph! As if my dick could possibly get off on your tomboy butt," Ranma scoffed. Do note that by this point he was already balls deep inside her. To emphasise his point, he grabbed hold of both cheeks and squeezed, hard. "See? There's too much meat here. Way too much for any guy to find hot!"
The two of them sighed blissfully in unison, they were both really badly in need of this. Then they immediately resumed their little denial game.
"You sure seem pretty hard right now, for someone who doesn't find me hot," Akane said. She pushed off her knees and pressed her back into Ranma, roughly knocking him into a seated position. "Admit it. You've been wanting me to bring you this ass ever since the day we met."
"More like you wanted me to bring you this dick!" Ranma countered, reaching under her thighs and picking her up. "Fuck, how is your pussy so tight!”
“It’s called not being a slut like the other girls throwing at you!” She said, and then seemed to remember her partner in crime. “NotyouUkyobuttherest!”
"Oh, no, Ranma's made me a total slut for his cock!" Ukyo sleepily said from her position over to the side of the room. Huh, was she... resting her chin on her palm while watching them?
Ranma's head was roughly turned away from Ukyo, where his lips suddenly and violently met Akane's. "Focus on me, dummy! I'm doing this for your sake, after all!"
"Maybe I'm... Mmm.. Focusing on... Mmm... Another chick... because you're... Mmm... So ridiculously uncute. Ever think of that?"
Do note that every 'mmm' up there was the sound Ranma was making as he planted a series of kisses along Akane neck and shoulder. To which Akane responded by getting ever more violent with her hips, thrusting down and grabbing the top of Ranma's head so she could control her own motion.
"Well, you're just a loudmouth braggart! The only good part of you is between my legs right now!”
"Oh, yeah! From the way your pussy is gushing I bet you just <i>love</i> this big hard magical penis!" Ranma said.
“You bet I do! God I love yo- it so much!” Akane pushed down and held the position for a moment, moaning in bliss.
"You have no idea the misery this thing has brought me," Ranma moaned, though he had a big smile on his face. The biggest he'd ever had in his life, his cheeks were starting to hurt. "E-Every time you bent over, every time you stretched and your tummy would get exposed. Every time you smiled at me, it would get hard and my balls would ache. Even though you're sooo... Soo... S-Sexy..."
"Holy shit, they've both needed this for a <i>while</i>," Ukyo muttered to herself. "I mean, I needed it <i>longer</i> but that's not the point."
"Well what about me?" Akane asked, violently thrusting down enough that Ranma dropped her, making her fall right back into the position they'd started in. It's a good thing they were hardy, or they could have really injured each other with all this reckless position swapping. "One look at that magical penis, and I'm not supposed to get fucking soaking wet? I'm meant to not fantasise about it every single night? Mmf! Maybe you're right. Maybe it does things to a girl's mind. But I'm long past caring."
"Akane - "Ranma began, but was quickly cut off.
"Ranma Saotome, if you don't cum inside me right now I will break your fucking arm!"
Well then. Like most men, he recognised that tone of voice from his woman, and promptly obeyed, sighing contently as his balls drained out inside her. Akane, for her part, gurgled and collapsed as if all strength had been sucked right out of her body.
Ranma pulled it out and tried to ignore the squelch that followed, and collapsed backwards. Well, shit. He'd banged Akane. That made it the whole set now. Weird thing though, his balls weren't feeling like they were filling up again. It was almost like, I don't know, they had the vague sense that he'd laid a claim on every hot chick around worth having so there wasn't any point in being hard anymore. Nah, that couldn't be it. There was probably some other reason.
"So, did you think of an excuse?" Akane asked, pushing herself up on wobbly arms only to collapse back onto the floor.
"I'm working on it..." Ranma admitted.
"Midnight. The training hall. You can tell me then," Akane said. Grk. For a second there his dick sort of pulsed in anticipation. "Then you can tell me the next excuse for when we do it then."
He opened his mouth to protest that this was a one time deal. That he wouldn't be there at midnight, and even if he was, he wouldn't be doing anything like <i>that</i> again with such an uncute chick with no appeal... but then his eyes wandered over her figure. The protest died in his throat.
"... Okay..." he mumbled. "Anyway, doesn't it feel like we're kinda forgetting something important?"
“Ohohohohoho! We have almost won the race!”
“Shut up stupid loud girl!”
“This is my race Kodachi! I’m getting the goddamed money!” The voices of girls he didn’t like but, well, still banged silly shouted in the distance.
“Oh. Yeah. That’s right. This is a race for my cure.” Ranma said, tapping his fist into his palm. Then it hit him. “Crap! This is a race for my cure why the hell have I been fucking around!?”
"That boy has the self awareness of a particularly stone palm tree," Ukyo sighed. She helped Akane to her feet, the girl still on shaky legs while Ranma himself was jumping off after the girls.
"Yeah, but who is more the fool?" Akane asked, bracing herself against Ukyo. "The foolish boy, or the girls who would do literally anything to get slammed by that penis?"
Ukyo nodded in sage agreement. "Say, wanna make out a bit?"
"I'm too tired to repress my latent bisexual tendencies, and I think guys and girls who mess around with gender are my type, so you’ve always been super hot. So sure." Akane said.
- The shadowy council are desperately searching through their rulebook for grounds to disqualify everyone. Surely a giant orgy is against the rules... Right? <b>RIGHT!?</b>
- Ranma resumes the race, and... wins? Wait what?!
- Ranma resume the race and loses to...?
- The second the girls notice Ranma they pounce him. So much for not getting hard again.
- Something else
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