There's an old saying among perverts. The O-Face is understood across all language barriers. It turns out it's even understood across different species. Shinobu smirked and let her tongue hang out the side of her mouth as her fingers went spelunking in Oni puss. Nice. Not bad, not bad at all. Turns out they're anatomically similar in more ways than the outer shape.
"Now Sakura, pay attention," Shinobu sweetly smiled. "Every lover has different needs. No two bodies are built the same."
"Especially when they're aliens, I suppose," Sakura said.
"Bu, vg srryf yvxr n fhcreabin vf tbvat bss qbja gurer!" Mrs Invader moaned. "Zl uhfonaq arire jrag guvf qrrc orsber!"
To that gibberish, Shinobu could only pat her on the head with her free hand.
"You should always pay attention, very close attention to your lover/love slave's reaction to your touch," Shinobu said, leaning in and licking the Oni's neck. Spicy! What was it with the Oni and a spicy aftertaste? "See how she shuddered when I did that? It means that she liked it. Give it a try."
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Sakura leaned in with her tongue sticking out just a little bit, meaning she had to get right in there to properly lick the sexy alien MILF's neck. Which she did like licking an ice cream cone. Not quite as intense as Shinobu had been when she did it, but it was still hot all the same.
"Hahaha, phg gung bhg, V'z frafvgvir gurer!"Mrs Invader said, trembling in obvious sexual ecstasy at their touch.
"Miss Shinobu! She reacted!" Sakura said. "Should I continue to lick her in other spots to see if she reacts?"
"Oh sweetie, if you still have to ask then you have a looooong way to go," Shinobu cackled. Then her free hand moved up to grope Mrs Invader's breast. It wasn't hard to imagine little Lum suckling at it. I mean, since Oni have breasts they must feed milk to their young, right? Shinobu wondered what it would taste like. They'd have to get Ataru to knock Lum up, pronto, so they could find out.
Sakura took this action as a cue to attack the other breast with her mouth. Aha, there we go! That's the stuff! The difference in stimulus between the two breasts would make both of them more distinct, more potent. The priestess' hand was also going up the alien babe's thigh, such sweet healthy thighs, you'd never know she'd been pregnant with a figure like this. Sakura's delicate and yet powerful hand went up and soon enough grabbed hold of that smooth, magnificent left cheek. Nice! If Shinobu wasn't too preoccupied using her other two hands, she might have grabbed the right one!
"Bbbbbu, shpx lrffffff!"Mrs Invader came. It felt a little weird. Like someone had dumped hot fudge all over her fingers. Shinobu reached up to tilt her head to the side, so she could give this beautiful woman the tonguing her pretty mouth so desperately deserved. Mmph. Yes, definitely different from humans here, too. The things she was learning about alien anatomy today, so useful, so eye opening about the nature of humanity and its place in the cosmos.
So much so that she didn't hear the door opening or the "honey, I'm home!" coming from the front door.
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Ah, what a wonderful day it had been. Meeting up with his beloved daughter again after she'd moved in with her new fiance, getting the chance to meet said new fiance for a longer chat, meeting that fiance's ex-girlfriend and that delightful chaperone they had brought along with them... And now, on top of all that, his wife had promised to make his favourite meal tonight once she was done with the cleaning.
Yes indeed, he was on top of the world. Nothing could bring him down now. He arrived back home, shopping slung over his shoulder in an antigrav backpack. "Honey, I'm home!" he called into the house.
Then he looked over and saw his wife, his treasure, his beloved, the very essence of his being, getting fingerfucked by the ex-girlfriend while the chaperone sucked on her nipple.
Mr Invader did the only thing he could at a time like this. He stared at the sight before him in abject disbelief. Walked right on up to the trio, who had not yet noticed him, then coughed loudly. The two earthlings damn nearly jumped out of their skin.
“Bu… Qneyvat… Qneyvat…bbcf?” His wife said.
He took a deep breath and steam shot out of his nose. Then he leaned over, getting close to the ex-girlfriend's face, and said "Her weak spot is her under-arm. It gets her cumming like nobody's business."
The ex-girlfriend blinked, then poked experimentally into the underarm. His wife then proceeded to climax loud and hard, just like she had on their wedding night.
With a curt nod, he turned around and then sat down to read his space-newspaper. Like nothing was going on behind him.
"Uh... Huh?" Shinobu grunted.
"Say, once you girls have finished playing around do you mind if my wife and I have some private time?" Mr Invader asked. "Although I gotta say, I'm amazed you guys found out about our tradition of <i>pebffcynl.</i>"
"Tradition?" Shinobu squeaked.
"Yeah, you know, it’s totally fine if your partner has a little fun with a member of the same sex..”
Totally ordinary out in this neck of the woods.
"Totally... Ordinary?" Shinobu twitched. Like, a full body twitch. "It's... It's normal to <i>fuck around</i> with girls, if you're a girl yourself?"
“Well, closer to if you’re in a relationship with one sex it’s fine to engage in actvities with other sexes. At least here on Onigashima. On Neptune it’s actually something like you only engage with a different sex for the purposes of reproduction and-”
"It's normal I'm normal this is perfectly normal I can fool around with girls all I want and it would be normal."
“Ner lbh BX?”Mrs. Invader said, “Bu qrne lbh’er urngvat hc!”
"No more dichotomy, I can be slutty and normal and it would be fine," Shinobu said with a weird smile on her face. "Up here it's normal to show off your body and fool around with girls and if that's normal then almost anything can be normal somewhere so that means being normal just means changing your context. What's normal in one place is weird somewhere else and vice versa."
Huh, was it usual for humans to have smoke blowing out their ears like that? He considered asking but, no. That would be rude. Probably? If it was strange then the Chaperone would have said something.
Although, come to think... If the Chaperone was here... Nah, Lum was a big girl. She wouldn't do something so stupid as let a guy like Ataru fool around with her before they were married.
- Meanwhile, Lum is doing at least three stupid things right now.
- Oh dear Shinobu's hypnosis has completely broken now, and she's a mix of both personalities.
- Shinobu's hypnosis has indeed broken, but in a different way.
- ...which involves a <b>third</b> personality. Introducing, Oni Shinobu!
- Something else
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