Monday, 23 March 2020

Story: HS DxD Cocknosis


For as long as they'd known each other, Rias Gremory and Sona Sitri were friendly rivals. You know the sort, they get on super well but they're also both really competitive, so... well, it's not hard to see how things would proceed from there.

The trick was that this was sort of like a competition between Batman and Superman. This analogy can lead to an easy mistake: Superman is the ridiculously strong meathead, while Batman is the highly intelligent schemer. Right? Brains versus brawn? Well... No, not really. Batman is weaker than Superman, but he is also peak human. Superman is also pretty smart by human standards. That's what makes this such an elegant metaphor, as Rias is stupidly strong through her inherited Destruction magic, while Sona is an unquestionable chessmaster... But that doesn't mean Rias is dumb or Sona is weak.

Make that mistake at your peril. And by peril, I mean you'd probably die.

In any event, this did place Rias in quite the bind. Smart though she may be, the prospect of outwitting Sona was, to say the least, a daunting challenge. Yet she had to. Issei was the King of Breasts, meaning that even Sona Sitri must be brought under the sway of his magnificent giant phallus. His dreamy cock, penetrating that normally ice cold serious girl... It was enough to make her lips in anticipation.

This was part of why she'd sent Issei away on contract duty, incidentally. It would have looked suspicious if she hadn't, and it also created a little space between her and his big throbbing cock. She needed time to think this through and him being around really wasn't conducive to that.

Whenever she saw that glorious member, his commands seemed to become even more present in her mind. It was difficult to bring herself to cover up her chest, to not appreciate another girl’s breasts in the way they deserved. Even knowing that doing so could blow her cover did not make it easier. If she had to compare it with something, it was like swimming against a strong current. Stop putting effort into it for a little and you would be pulled along before you know what is happening.

She didn’t want to dare think about what she would feel if he had made more clear and absolute orders. If she thought about <i>that</i> she might start to masturbate, or order Akeno to put her tongue to good use...

"Akeno, could you please stop masturbating for a little bit, I'm trying to think."

"Ohhh, but his coooock!🎔" Akeno moaned. "I miss his cock already!🎔"

“He is enriching the environment by spreading the glory of his reign to others. Koneko is ahh.. helping by.. sh-showing others the perfect.. <i>perfection that is his cock</i>!🎔”

Fight it, Rias. For the greater glory of Issei's cock. You must maintain a semblance of self control. What would you do if your brother showed up before you were ready? He'd utterly annihilate Issei and his wonderful cock from existence. Same with Serafall, she'd take some real work to whittle down... probably? She honestly wasn't sure. Devils were supposed to have a measure of resistance to this kind of thing, so maybe more powerful Devils could actually do the unthinkable and not fall under its sway? In which case, training him to Boost and Boost often would definitely be needed here...

But more to the point, they needed to solidify their base of operations. Hence, the student council must be brought to heel. They had one member already. That would give them an in to get the others, but... If Rias was struggling to not salivate over Issei's cock, then the other members of the student council would struggle to maintain themselves. Which Sona would notice. Especially if weird excuses kept cropping up to pick off council members one at a time. It would be easy if, say, her birthday was coming up, because they could play it off as a surprise party... But no, that wasn't for another six months. Too long, she'd figure them out by then.

Perhaps she could suggest a training fight for the Rating Games? If she managed to set it up right and had Issei boost himself to the max with them in front, she would have an easy time brainwashing them. Especially with Issei mostly out of it after a boost.. but then that depended on all of them being hit. And not taking out Issei before he gets the chance to boost his cock to maximum potential..

You can see the problem she was having. It was quite the stumper. So many things might go wrong here, so... What to do, what to do?

"Forgive me for interrupting," Kiba said out of nowhere. "However, two unknown figures have approached the Hyoudou residence. Specifically, two Holy Swords."

Rias was on her feet and hugging Kiba in no time flat. Oh, the poor dear. His history with the Holy Swords was terrible, tragic. A group from within the church had sought to recreate Excalibur, and to do that they had performed an experiment on numerous young children. Kiba was the sole survivor - and even then only because Rias had found him after his escape.

"Thank you for reporting this to me," Rias said. "I'm surprised that you didn't do something foolish, like try to confront them by yourself."

"I was going to," Kiba said. "However... my hatred of the Holy Swords is slightly overtaken by my desire to see Issei become the true King of Breasts."

That... was quite a statement. Rias knew that he hated the Holy Swords, but to such an extent? Merely a little overtaken by his devotion to Issei's cock? No, think of that later. Right now what mattered was why these two were going to Issei's house. Why would the church send them? It didn't make sense, and it was her responsibility to find out what the hell was going on. Sending two exorcists, with <b>holy swords</b> into the turf of the little sisters of two of the Four Satans was quite dangerous.

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Back when she was young, Irina had been quite the tomboy. Couldn't say that about her anymore. Ah, it was so good to be back here... even if 'here' was Devil territory.

Unfortunately they were not here to clean the city, much as some would have liked. The higher ups had been rather clear that they <i>didn’t</i> want them to risk starting another war. Humanity was probably the weakest notable faction in the supernatural world and while the heavens were strictly speaking on their side, nobody wanted to risk being the one who actually puts this protection to the test in an all out war.

Nope, the idea was to get rid of an anomaly, some kind of thing that had popped up on the radard of a dozen or so diviners and spiritualists. It was a vague ping, something about <i>”corruption”</i> and <i>”eternal obsession”</i>. Oh, and <i>"boundless lust"</i>, can't forget that.

"Oh my goodness, little Irina, you sure did grow up didn't you?" said the mother of her best friend when she still lived here. That friend being Issei Hyoudou. Who, according to their resources, had recently become a Devil. "I'm sure Issei will be very excited to see you again."

There was an extremely meaningful glance at Irina's breasts in the middle of that last sentence. Irina smiled back at her.

"I'm looking forward to seeing him as well," she said. To her right, her ally Xenovia looked over at her askance, as if asking why she was looking forward to meeting a Devil, and why they were even here to begin with. Irina smiled back at her, hoping she got the idea that all she meant was... well, she wanted to understand why Issei would do something so terrible as that.

"Thank you for the tea," Xenovia said. She took a sip. So refined and calm as always. Well, not always. In the heat of battle, she could get pretty... What's the right word? Intense? Yes, intense fit quite nicely. "I have to say, Irina was greatly anticipating coming back to this place. If this is the hospitality one receives when visiting, it is easy to see why."

"Oh, oh my goodness, aren't you such a refined lady," Mrs Hyoudou chuckled. "I'm sure Issei will adore you as well."

That was another meaningful look, this time at Xenovia's chest. Not that she could really see either of them too clearly while they were wearing these robes.

Ah, now Mrs Hyoudou was settling in between the two of them with pictures in hand. "Here's Issei," she said. "He's been so much happier recently, especially with his new club-mates. Oh, and he's getting on better with Aika these days too. Do you remember Aika?"

"The mean girl that always made fun of Issei?" Irina said. "Those two are getting on? Gosh, things have changed around -"

Then up came an image that surprised her a little. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Irina was pretty lacking in experience with male anatomy, but that bulge in his trousers in this picture... That wasn't possible. Surely. Had to be a trick of the light. Had to be.

Yet she couldn't look away from it in wonder. Her eyes tracked it, traced the bulge and sculpted an image in her mind of what it must be like. No, can't be. It really truly can't be. And yet...

"Ah, I see..." Xenovia said. "That would be Rias Gremory behind him, wouldn't it?"

"Eh? You know Rias?"

The spell broke. Oh. Rias Gremory was in that picture as well as a few others, who were likely members of her peerage.

“We.. have heard of her before. Her father is a.. business acquaintance of my father.” She said, keeping a straight face while also looking over the picture a bit more. The girl looked quite distinctive, foreign and most certainly not Japanese. How had she not noticed a Devil from one of the most powerful families, right there in front of her? Weird.

“Oh my, what a coincidence. I am sure you will get along great. Issei has been spending a lot of time with them and they are with him. Why, one or more of these girls come to visit almost every day to make sure he gets up early for a workout.” The older woman continued, unaware of the thoughts going through their heads.

“He gets up early.. that is something I didn’t think I would hear.” Irina answered, momentarily distracted by this. Issei wasn’t necessarily lazy from what she remembered but.. He was also not the time to get up for fun early..

“Oh, they are quite good at keeping him motivated.” Issei’s mother said, giving a wink and smiling a little brighter. "You know, while you're here you could probably join them. I'm sure they'd be perfectly happy to have the two of you join in their... exercise."

Okay, so that was another meaningful glance at Irina and Xenovia's boobs. Huh. You know, Irina was starting to feel like their behaviour was outside the norm.

"You know, I don't think you've mentioned what brought the two of you here in the first place?" Mr Hyoudou said. Oh, well. The Church superiors had detected something arriving from another, unidentified, plane of existence somewhere in this vicinity. Then they detected another something arriving from another, unidentified, plane of existence in the same general location. Which happened to be a Devil's territory. And that unknown something required investigation, hence a pair of Holy Swords being sent in to take a discrete look around, maybe liase a little with the local Devils to figure out what it was and try to prevent a war or some other disaster from kicking off.

“My father asked me to get a packet for him that is supposed to arrive soon. Xenovia was nice enough to come along.” Irina said, trying to smile and remain calm.

And then... the distinctive sound of the front door opening hit her ears. The two Holy Swords looked to one another and nodded. It was time for them to get down to business right away... Though the conversation wouldn't quite go in the direction either of them would predict.


  1. It was Issei, returning home with a veeery satisfied Koneko.
  2. It's Rias, getting ahead of Issei - with a plot to use these girls to get at Sona... and maybe infiltrate the Church as well.
  3. It's Aika, with Asia and the three Fallen Angel girls in tow! How will they fend against the power of Titnosis?
  4. It's someone else entirely.
  5. Something else

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