On hearing her friend Ami transform into Sailor Mercury, Makoto's reaction had been instant. She went for her own pen right away, held it aloft and had been right on the cusp of saying her transformation phrase when she heard something else.
An airheaded giggle. From Ami Mizuno, of all people.
That was... Surreal enough that it got her to poke her head out the changing room first to check things out. Understand the nature of the threat. Well, the most threatening thing that she saw out there were the stunning curves on her sexy friends. All three of them filled out those sailor scout uniforms like they had been poured into them. Tracking those curves with her eyes made her nervous, because it felt like if she went too fast she might crash.
"Alright mister stuffed plush bear! Time to punish you and stuff!"
There comes a time when all you can do is stare dumbly ahead at what lies within your vision and try, oh how you try, to parse what you're looking at and make some semblance of sense about it. The handful of customers that had been browsing the store were currently in that very state of being. After all, one does not see a giant pink teddy bear of doom fighting with a bunch of oversexed cosplayers of the famous Sailor Senshi.
"Um, like... Mercury Bubble... Uh... Tease?" Sailor Mercury waved her hands around. A fine mist formed around her. Then that mist formed into... of all things, the vague shape of Sailor Mercury herself. As the mist drifted on the wind, it moved around in a way that made it seem like she was performing an erotic dance around an invisible pole.
"What in the actuall - " a random civilian began to ask. Alas, he had wandered a little too closely to the mist. It clung onto him, and then he got an impromptu misty lapdance. While his girlfriend was right there.
“Hey! What do you think you are doing to him you piece of bad CGI?” The girlfriend in question complained, rushing forward to break this up right now. Unfortunately for her, it is somewhat hard to push away a figure made of mist, so she simply ended up sticking her hands right into the apparitions chest. The figure tilted her pretty head, before moving aside as if to acquiesce to her demand.
"Venus Fuck Me Chain!" Sailor Venus cried out, lashing out with a chain of pink throbbing dicks that just so happened to hit the girlfriend mentioned above.
“Ooops.. Sorry!” The pretty soldier of love and giant pink penises called out in apology to the young woman who was now literally drowning in dick.
The Plush Cuddly Bear that the Sailors were (in theory) supposed to be fighting took the chance to grab hold of the leader, Sailor Moon. This was against orders, but... Fuck it, these ditzes were too damned stupid to be any kind of threat. Might as well get rid of them now!
"Gotcha!" Cuteorable called out. "I must say, Sailor Moon! You're quite a bit ditzier than we had been led to believe."
"Like, thanks!" Sailor Moon replied, grinding her butt into Cuteorable's crotch.
"Hey! Like, let go of Sailor Moon!" Sailor Mercury called out.
"Yeah! Hug me instead!" Sailor Venus tittered.
To make a long story short: Cue sexy senshi pileup on the plush bear youma. Mercury and Venus dove in from the left and right respectively, glomming onto the bear's limbs with surprising speed and strength. Mercury trapped the bear's upper arm in between her breasts, while Venus wrapped her amazing legs around one of the bear's. Throw in Sailor Moon still grinding her ass into the bear's crotch and - well, he might not have a penis but he was getting super, super horny anyway. This is a massive frustration for a being lacking genitals. It's like leaving a brick on a hose and then leaving the tap on overnight. It's gonna cause damage sooner or later.
It didn’t help that, for some reason, he couldn’t seem to really damage these damned idiots. No matter how much he squeezed, no matter how much he huffed and puffed, the only thing that happened was their bodies jiggling and certain parts of their anatomy spilling out of their skimpy outfits.
"Gimme!" Mercury pleaded.
"No, gimme!" Venus pouted.
"Teehee! Quit shaking it, guys!" Moon tittered.
"What... in the living... Hell...?" Matoko asked, leaning out of the changing room to gawp alongside everyone else at the utterly bizarre sight in front of her. "I mean, your boobs are even bigger than mine!"
“Help me! This is torture!” Shouted the pink teddy, unable to bear it anymore. Oh no, did he just pun?! "I'll do anything, just get them off me!"
"You heard him girls, let's get him off!"
"Nooooooo!"
Cuteorable's head then popped right off its body sending stuffing flying, just, everywhere. Cue the three giggly bimbo Senshi holding on to one another, and very shortly thereafter exchanging sloppy, sloppy kisses.
"I fell asleep watching porn last night didn't I?" Matoko asked herself. Turning her head, she surveyed the chaos that was the shop, where one couple was currently having sex on a pile of clothes with.. was that a misty copy of Mercury sitting on the girl’s face and a bunch of floating dicks using her legs, hands and armpits to get off..? "Yep, definitely fell asleep watching porn. Must've been kinky, too."
It was weird. She felt like the danger was over. That thing was clearly a youma, and it was equally clearly dead as a doorknob. Despite that, Makoto felt apprehensive, still... She'd half expected her friends would turn back to normal the very instant the youma was defeated. But no, they were still ridiculously oversexed airheaded versions of themselves.
Then she saw it. The stuffing was moving of its own accord. That... actually made quite a lot of sense. It wasn't the plush bear that was animated, it was the insides! The pen felt heavy in Makoto's hand. Ami had transformed like that the second she'd changed into Sailor Mercury. Would the same thing happen to her? Would she go bimbo too?
"Girls, look out! That stuffing is on the move!" Makoto yelled, pointing quite animatedly at the probably magical cotton creeping and crawling down on the floor.
"Ooh, speaking of stuffing, I wanna get stuffed with a big hard dick," Sailor Venus said. To which both of the other girls agreed quite vehemently.
The cotton meanwhile ignored that and increased in movement speed, becoming like a white tsunami of fluff. With the Senshi too busy making out and playing around, they didn’t notice until the flood was already upon them, threatening to drown them in a crushing embrace of fluffiness. Oh hell, Makoto really didn't have a choice did she? In order to save her friends she was going to have to transform and become every bit as ditzy and slutty as the three of them! She might not even remember that she had to save them, based on how dumb they were behaving. They were going to get killed in the stupidest way possible!
Or they would have if it weren’t for the rose suddenly flying through the air and hitting the wave of fluff. The avalanche of fluff immediately fell apart, fleeing from the flower’s touch before moving backwards to reorganize.
A figure clad in black jumped down in front of the already reforming danger, one hand grasping hold of Sailor Moon protectively and interposing himself between them at the same time.
“Be careful Sailor Moon, this enemy isn’t defeated ye-.. Since when do you have such huge boobs?” Well wasn’t that something romantic to say right after you swept in to save your love-interest?
"Oooh, hi handsome! Glad you noticed my boobies," Sailor Moon said, waving at the masked man in the tuxedo and the extremely creative name. Turns out she did consider it plenty romantic. "Me and my friends are in the mood for some, like, fun. Wanna hang out with us a while?"
"Uh... Sailor Moon?" Makoto said. "That crawling cotton all over the floor is turning Tuxedo Mask - that handsome guy off. He can't get it up if that's around. You mind clearing that up?"
And on that day, the world received a grim reminder. Nothing will stir a bimbo into action more sternly or with more serious intent than learning that something is keeping their man flaccid. All those present would burn what they saw into their memories, so that they would not repeat the mistake that Makoto had made that fateful day.
- The girls change back, Makoto fills them in on what happened. But they're all still slowly turning bimbo anyway.
- Makoto winds up having to change into Sailor Jupiter against her better judgment.
- Before anyone changes back Sailor Moon spirits away Tuxedo Mask for some fun.
- What are the bad guys doing researching the bimbo effect?
- Something else
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