Story: Wild Ride

Under normal circumstances, Yuka and Sayuri stayed well out of the action. Which kind of makes it amusing how often they get drawn into the middle of things here on the addventure when you think about it, when their purpose is to make it clear that Akane has a life outside the general weirdness that permeates the series and give her someone to complain to about said weirdness.

But that's enough meta musings for the time being. The point was, Yuka and Sayuri were wandering the hotel corridors in search of their friend, and were a little surprised to find her alongside the other three.

Neither of them expected anything strange, or at least stranger than normal at least. Perhaps a battle breaking out in the hallway, a food fight in the dining hall or some dumb scheme involving their headmaster.

"There you are!" Sayuri said, running right up to Akane. "You and Ukyo vanished without warning!"

"And now we find you out and about with these three?" Yuka added. "What's going on?"

“Nothing important, certainly nothing <i>perverted</i>” Akane said, her voice far more serious than either of the two expected.

Do note that while saying this, Akane's hand was rather blatantly groping Shampoo's butt. The four of them had the same thought, and at a glance they could tell it had occurred to the others as well: It's entirely possible that these two were already under the influence of the succubus, and had come to try to infiltrate them. Which meant they had to be tested, to make sure they were free of lusty influence.

Which meant, of course, that they would have to lewdtm one another. Flawless logic, gang. As per usual.

Apologies to anyone with a running sarcasm detector, but it is mostly your fault. You surely know by now how prone those are to explosions.

Now, that doesn't quite match up with what was going through Yuka and Sayuri's heads right about then. As soon as they noticed Akane rather blatantly and wantonly squeezing and teasing Shampoo's extremely pleasant derriere, they too shot a look of mutual understanding between each other. They also looked across at girl form Ranma, leaning slightly into Ryoga, and they had a sort of pseudo telepathic conversation among themselves.

"See! See! I knew it!" Sayuri excitedly transmitted. "I always said, the tension between these four is too much for there not to be something going on!"

"Alright, alright, so there was something to that," Yuka groused. "Ugh...

“A polyamorous four-way relationship?” Sayuri mumbled, face starting to get a little red at the thought. “How scandalous, and to think Akane was always so loud about how all boys are so perverted.”

Meanwhile, the four martial artists were having their own eye contact based discussion amongst themselves.

"Well? You know them best? What do you think?" Ranma asked.

"I think Shampoo needs to teach me what exercises she does to work on her glutes," Akane replied.

Shampoo nudged her. "Later, pervert girl! What about your friends?"

"Oh? Uh... I guess it's a little weird they didn't say anything, but they might have been too embarrassed."

"That's not really conclusive enough," Ranma replied. "What do you think, Ryoga?"

Ryoga was too busy watching Akane's hand still groping Shampoo. His thoughts were as lost as he usually was. Ranma rolled her eyes and got his attention the easy way: By putting her hand down his trousers and firmly stroking off his dick.

"Focus, Hibiki!"

"Huh?" Ryoga jumped. "Oh... I guess we should maybe test them a little more? They could be pretending..."

“That is true.. But what should we do to find out the truth?” Akane questioned, trying to resist the growing urge to fondle Shampoo’s ass some more. Not especially succeeding.

"Pretend we fall under succubus influence already," Shampoo offered. The other three nodded. That was sensible. That was logical. Assuming you were extremely horny and looking for a good excuse to get a bit of action. "If they try to fight us off, we know they're normal. If they play along..."

“Good plan, quick Akane, start sucking Shampoos breasts.” There was a moment of silence as he pondered what else to do. “Right, one moment I need some hot water and then we can double team them Ryouga.”

“Hey, they are my friends, why don’t I get any piece of the-” Akane’s protests were quietened by Shampoo stripping off her top and pushing one of her breasts into her face.

"Um! If you guys would like a little privacy, we can -"

But Yuka didn't get the chance to finish that before Sayuri put her hand over the other girl's mouth.

"Never mind her, we were just leaving. You guys better find a private room before a teacher finds you."

Oh dear Sayuri, not the best thing to say under the circumstances. While Akane's two friends were completely (and rightfully) mesmerised by the sight of Akane getting suffocated in between Shampoo's best assets (which says a lot considering the rest of her body), Ranma and Ryoga idly circled around the pair of them, with Ranma acquiring hot water from... somewhere.

It was like a pack of wolves moving in on a pair of helpless little lambs. A pair which had never before seen a wolf and thus didn’t know when to run away.

"A private room, huh?" Ranma asked, voice dripping with suspicion.

"Yeah, I'm not too sure where we'd find one of those," Ryoga said. As if he'd know with all other things being normal. If he was standing in front of a door that said 'free private room' he'd still have no idea where to look. In fact, he would probably turn around immediately and end up running into an assembly hall, filled to the brim with businessmen or something along these lines.

"Yeah, maybe you wouldn't mind if we went back to your room instead?" Ranma suggested. All innocent, and not at all perverted in intention. "That wouldn't be too much of an inconvenience, would it?"

"Mmmmph!" Yuka attempted to protest.

"Oh, no! Not at all! Not ours to stand in the way of... true love!" Sayuri smiled. "Right Akane?"

"Mmmph!" Akane replied, giving them the thumbs up while her face was busily preoccupying itself in those wonderful, soft, mountainous Chinese valleys.

Honestly at this point the succubus need not even bother putting in the effort. These knuckleheads were going to do half her work for her…

“Indeed, we would be horrible friends if we got in the way of one of our best friends. Let me lead the way, you can use our room however you want.” Yuka added, making the four martial artists get some entirely different ideas on what that meant.

1. Meanwhile, Ukyo is sent out to find these idiots.
2. Back at the girls' room, it's time to delewdify these two innocent girls the only way the four know how. By lewding them to the max.
3. The Succubus is brainwashing the hotel staff for fun and profit.
4. Something else