It's worth noting that Ryoko was fully aware of the back of Ataru's hand pressing into her butt. This was not the sort of thing a girl could ignore. Yet she let it happen. Why? Because it was proof. Evidence that he was no god of sex. Because if he was, then she'd have crumpled to her knees the very instant there was contact. He would have made her a quivering wreck the second he'd gone for this move, so she let it happen so she could focus on that fact: Ataru Moroboshi was not a sex god!
"Nice weather we're having, huh?" Ataru said. Then his hand turned and she felt fingertips brushing up against her. Clumsy. It was clumsy. "But you know, being with you makes the day seem all that much brighter."
Ugh, gag! Yet more evidence. Hah! The very idea was laughable. "You are too kind," she said, flashing her very best 'I will bankrupt your family for ten generations' smile. His fingers started to wander a little, seeking out the best place to - Grope. A blatant squeeze right in the middle of her cheeks. He seemed almost surprised that she didn't react, but she was not going to give him the satisfaction. "I'm sure you say that to all the girls."
“And I mean it every time.” Ataru said, squeezing her butt a little more. A little experimentally at first, then when she continued not to react he really started going for it. “And you’re sticking with me to hear it! That must mean you like what you heard, right?”
Such terrible lines. Such clumsy fingerplay. Yes, there was no longer any doubt in her mind. Ataru Moroboshi was not a god of sex. A harem was not fine. However, before Ryoko could give him a pithy comment that could be read as either sarcasm or complementary, another thought occurred to her.
He was still groping her. More to the point she was still <b>letting</b> him grope her. Despite his attempts being transparent! His lines were cheesy and cliche! She was letting him squeeze her ass like it already belonged to him!
A simple snap of her fingers and he'd be thrown into a giant vice to see what it felt like to be in a pinch. Her servants would intuite her mood, as they always did with practised ease. No need to voice it, they'd simply do it.
And yet, her hands remained by her side. She continued walking. Continued letting him do whatever he wanted to her body. She didn't object. Didn't push him away. Didn't say anything or do anything at all to stop it. Actually, now that he wasn't being so enthusiastic it was starting to feel... okayish?
What kind of a man could do that to a Mendo, in public, and get away with it without reprisal? What kind of a man could do this to Ryoko with such boldness and meet no complaints? Only one kind of a man that she could think of.
Only a sex god could manage a feat like that.
No, no, no. That kind of labyrinthian thinking assumed its own conclusion. Stay objective, stay rational. Not an easy thing to manage when one you sort of half suspect might be a sex god was wantonly groping and playing with your left ass cheek like it was his favourite new toy. Yet Ryoko was a Mendo through and through. She would not succumb. Why, even if she entertained the ridiculous notion that he was a veritable god of sex one of her family surely had the will and the resolve to push away, to resist the bottomless pit of pleasure that would surely await if she just took off all of her clothes and dove in headfirst. All she had to do was tell him to stop and then -
His hand retreated on its own accord right as Ryoko was about to object to what he was doing. Really. She had just then summoned up the ability to tell him to cut that out. Now he was walking on ahead of her, opening a gate, and her butt felt strangely... naked all of a sudden.
"Here we are!" Ataru said. "After you, m'lady!"
"Oh, we're having the party here?" Ryoko asked while stepping through into what she supposed might be called a garden, if you scaled down enough. She was used to gardens the size of a national park, you understand.
"It was a moment broadcast all across the world," a familiar voice said. "Lum the Invader, falling for the human who thwarted her evil scheme! It must have been the moment he grabbed you, right? You knew right away what sort of a hunk he truly was!"
Ryoko ducked inside the structure, and sure enough there were a certain pair of twins, holding out a microphone (that was not even plugged into anything) to a certain alien oni, and nearby was that boring human girl and the schizophrenic girl that was also obviously an alien to anyone paying any attention at all.
Aha! Of course. Ryoko could tell right away what was going on here. The twins were pulling the old 'fake journalist' scam! To trick people into going along with some bizarre story or to reveal something embarrassing. Yes, that was it. And the hypnotic potpourri was going to be making them all that more suggestible, how delicious!
Ryoko, of course, would be immune to any of this nonsense. Because she knew the potpourri was there and thus could avoid its effects!
"Oh my word, it can't be!" Ryoko gasped, quickly approaching the two girls. For this scam they tended to use a particular nickname..."The Gemini Journalists! I'm a huge fan of your work! Don't tell me, you're here to interview the alien?"
"Of course," said Koiki, spinning around the microphone. "A chance to interview an alien from outer space?"
"That's a once in a lifetime opportunity!" Saeko said, crouching dramatically in front of Koiki. She held out a hand, and the microphone dropped right into it. Then Saeko held it straight up in front of her mouth.
"Which means it's twice in a lifetime, because there's two of us!" they both said in unison.
Lum, Shinobu, and Ran all applauded politely. Kukuku, they bought it. Now she'd step in and egg them on, it wouldn't take long to work out the exact angle the twins were working on. Why, they even had a reason to catch her up on what was happening in a way that wouldn't be suspicious -
"What lovely twin reporters you two are, hi I'm Ataru nice to meet you."
“Eeeee it’s him!” They both squealed and <b>wiggled</b> at once. "The man who saved the Earth!"
Ataru lifted an arm and flexed a muscle, or at least made a gesture somewhat like that. The twins then grabbed hold of his bicep and swooned.
"Eh, all in a day's work ladies," he said. Ryoko felt a headache coming on. Ah! No, of course, he was the one they were trying to trick, not Lum. The interview with the girls was laying the groundwork for the real jape! "Hehe, you're here to interview me? I'm flattered!"
"Well, we thought it would be a good idea to follow up, since you kind of... disappeared from the public eye for a while," Saeko said.
"It's human interest," Koiki said. Though Ryoko rather wished she hadn't said that while running her hands over his chest. Or studying him from head to toe like she was studying meat in a freezer. "So, Mister Moroboshi. Why did you disappear from the public eye?"
"As I recall, he made it rain oil for two weeks when he accidentally took a space taxi to get back home," Ryoko sniffed. She cooly inspected her fingernails. "Though, that is just hearsay on my part. Was that reporting true, Lum?"
"Huh? Oh yes, it was," Lum said. "We got the situation resolved when he agreed to let me stay with him.”
“You immediately moved in with him?” Koiki gasped, “You mean his house right?”
“Oh no. We share a room.” Lum said.
"Unbelievable! Scandalous!" Saeko said. "According to the news that taxi was so expensive it cost all the oil on Earth, but Lum paid it off... in exchange for the chance to sleep near him!"
“Honestly oil’s pretty worthless…” Lum said quietly. "Once you can generate infinite gravity, you can easily press carbon into the right form fairly quickly..."
But she hadn't been heard by anyone.
"Huh, I didn't think of it like that..." Shinobu whispered. She fidgeted a little and looked nervously over at Ataru. "Gosh, there was that one time after he stole her bra during the tag race where she went to get it back... did something happen then?"
Th-that hadn't been the reaction Ryoko had been hoping for! It seemed like every other girl in the room was eyeing up Ataru now after that comment! Ryoko needed something else, anything else that might get them to change their mind.
“Ah, I remember that one time you hosted a “Ms. Tomobiki” contest, right Lord Ataru?”
"Oh, how thrilling!" Saeko said, excitedly applauding and jumping a little in place like an overexcited bunny. "Of course, if anyone can judge a contest like that it would have to be Ataru Moroboshi, wouldn't it?"
“It ended up being a sca-” Ryoko began to try and say.
“O-oh I remember that! It was… exciting!” Shinobu said. "Of course, Ran wound up running around kissing everyone for some reason in the middle of it all."
"H-Hey! Don't put it like that, it makes me sound bad!" Ran griped. "It was part of my strategy for winning, that's all!"
“So you wanted to entice him by showing you’d be totally willing to go down with a girl?” Saeko asked. "You were that eager to win? Amazing!"
"Such a forward way to advertise yourself," Koiki said. "Showing off how happy you are to share with other girls."
W-Wait, something was wrong here. Ryoko looked around again at all the girls. Their eyes. Their eyes were all misted over. Their breathing was shallow and ragged. Their hands were fidgeting in different ways. Ran, rubbing her neck. Shinobu, flexing her fingers. Lum, running up and down her sides. Arousal. They were... aroused. At least, that was the impression that Ryoko had.
“Awww so that’s what you were doing Ran? That’s cute.” Atarus aid, and patted her shoulder, before not so subtly moving his hand over her chest. The reaction was not outrage, no. Ran’s eyes fluttered and Ryoko saw her lean forward into his hand. "You needn't have bothered, you're super cute as you are!"
"You'd be even cuter in a harem," Koiki whispered.
Ran’s face turned as pink as her hair, “Lil’ Ran isn’t…. Darling couldn’t…”
"Why not give it a try?" Saeko whispered like a devil on Ran's shoulder. "Kiss Shinobu. A harem is fine too."
"I don't know if that's a good - " Lum began, but Koiki tilted Ran's head to the left and guided her right into Shinobu, where the two of them tenderly kissed. "Huh... she didn't drain her."
“Mmm?” Shinobu said, her mouth still covered by Ran’s. But the girl didn't complain. If anything, she was almost leaning into Ran a little bit more. Not fighting off the kiss but rather embracing it.
Ryoko gasped and stared in utter disbelief. Not at the two girls kissing, but rather her associates. They'd given in, hadn't they? Those idiots! The suggestions, hypnosis, it had gotten to them. Broken them down and made them think that a harem was fine! Ryoko had to put a stop to this. Right now. Stop this from getting any further. She needed a plan. She needed to act quickly.
She also needed to build up the will to extract Moroboshi's hand from her rear end.
- Cue Ataru somehow ruining this for himself.
- More guests arrive.
- The twins push things a little further.
- Mr. Moroboshi talks to his wife about what weirdness is going on.
- Something Else
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