In retrospect trying to coordinate an escape with these blanks was not her best idea. Blanks were like house cats in a lot of ways. There's signs of intelligence in there, they make a really strong sign of being able to communicate while also being very cute and able to get what they wanted... but try telling them what to do, and they'll stare at you blankly.
Poor choice of words.
Regardless, there is a reason that ‘herding cats’ is a synonym for attempting something near impossible. It was one thing to simply release a bunch of blanks onto unsuspecting hordes of soon to be horny humans, quite another to keep them organized and most importantly quiet.
"You two, stop making out!" Beer hissed. "Focus! We're trying to escape!"
She could really do with some actual beer right about now. She understood. Really she did. Making out and having general sexy time sounded <i>amazing</i> right about now, but... They had a mission! Hello!
“I know a number of the security codes, so if we get out of here I should get us to a safe place to plan.” Liar said, her face showing the same impassive look that so often appeared on the original Rei. “Though.. do you think we could snatch up pilot Ikari on the way out? He would.. Would be a good hostage against Rei..” Yes, that was totally the only reason she wanted him, sure.
"Hrm... I know those codes too, you know," Beer said. "Then again, Rei may actually have higher clearance than Misato does. "Still, that doesn't help us get out of here right now because Kaji's locked the door from the outside."
Thinking it over, the best course of action would be... Beer smirked. That shelf over there. If they knocked it over, made a really big and obvious noise, that would make them want to check out what was going on in here. From there...
“Okay girls, I have a plan, everyone get ready for a big slutty cuddle pile!”
She'd have to be careful about how she did this. Before they entered the room they'd want to look in to make sure things looked alright, which meant that she had to be in position pretty far away from the door. Luckily she could take advantage of Liar's presence here, have her hide in a blind spot and then - one little shove and that's all they would need. No amount of thinking about boring things like quadratic equations or the history of baseball would be enough to overcome an entire slutty cuddle pile of horny curvy Blanks!
Functionally, this meant she'd have to knock the stuff off the shelf from the other side of the room. She couldn't get up and do it the easy way because there wouldn't be enough time to not make that suspicious, and at the same time Liar couldn't do it because she needed to be in a blind spot for her ambush.
Unfortunately for Beer, she did not possess the awesome psychic powers of the new models. (Of which she wasn’t aware of anyway.) As otherwise, she could have just waved a hand and made the shelf fall over on its own. On the other hand, if she had that kind of power, she could have just broken the door open and psychically molested any guards into submission.
What this meant was, she'd have to toss something across the room and try to make it fall over. The only thing nearby that she had access to was a packet of fifty pens. Not great. It would have to do.
Her eyes flickered towards the door as she picked up a pen in between her toes. True enough, she could have used her hands but she wanted to make absolutely certain they were behind her back at the instant they looked inside. Overly cautious? Perhaps. Regardless. She reclined on the floor and lifted her leg allllllll the way back (causing the other Plugs in the room to tilt their head for a better look in the process) and then flicked across the room.
The pen fell short by about a foot. Tsk! Well, all that meant was she'd have to try again! It was easy enough, grab a pen in her toes and then - flick! Still short. Closer, but still short! Hrmph! She wasn't going to give up that easily though, she had plenty of pens to practise with!
"Leg!" a blank plug moaned and dove right onto Beer as she was about to flick another pen across the room. The blank grabbed hold and snuggled Beer's leg right into its heaving cleavage, cuddling onto it like her leg was its new favourite plush toy. "So sexy!" She kissed Beer's toes one at a time and then stuck the big toe right in her mouth, sucking on it like a lollipop.
"Hey, cut - cut that... Ooh, that feels pretty nice!" Beer said, quickly losing herself to the Blank's expert ministrations. Having her calf comfortably nestled in between a brainless Blank's breasts was nice enough, but that tongue work was worthy of an award or ten.
The other blanks - being as lacking in personality as they are - saw this action and immediately began to copy it with one another. Well, why not? It looked fun. That's all the reason they needed. Cue a daisy chain getting formed, with each new curvaceous Plug in the line holding tightly onto the previous Plug's leg, keeping it trapped in their bosom while making every effort to lick the foot clean to the point it shined.
Meanwhile Liar was watching, squatting in the door's blind spot, wishing that she was taking part. But she had been ordered to wait here and jump on anyone that entered. As her personality was based on Rei's, the reaction was quite inevitable.
As for Beer, she was quite enjoying herself. And why not? This was quite different to what she had been getting up to so far and - "Wait, this isn't the time for this! I have to... Oooh, right there! N-No, must stay focused! Have to knock the shelf over, have to -"
And then, she came quite suddenly. Curse her overly sexualised and sensitive body for making it so easy for her to experience sexual release! Her entire body sang a song of praise for life in every cell from head to toe, then a few seconds later she felt the Plug working her over suddenly convulse in climax, and wouldn't you know it but the whole thing shot clear down the line with each successive Plug cumming their curvy little hearts out right up until the end of the line - who wound up banging her rump up against the wall and knocking all the stuff off the shelf causing a clatter that wasn't actually as loud as the orgasmic sounds had been.
"Whew... Well, I mean... If it works! Fine!" Beer breathlessly said. Now came the moment of truth. All of her hard work and planning would pay off the instant they opened the door. Sure enough, Kaji's head appeared in the door's window taking a look at what was going on inside. Beer could hardly keep the smile off her face, either from the sexual euphoria or the feeling of a plan going exactly the way she wanted it to. That's right, Kaji. Come in, investigate the noise, and then Liar would have you right at our mercy before you even know what's -
The door opened. Kaji was already naked. At the edge of her vision, almost like it was cut out of reality, Beer could see a sort of dotted hand gently, gently, stroking Kaji's dick. His rock hard, pointing straight at the ceiling, ready to burst at a moment's notice dick.
... what.
"What are you sluts up to?" Kaji asked, bleary eyed and wobbling. "Do I need to give you a good hard dicking to make you all behave yourselves?"
Beer blinked several times, slowly. She rubbed at her eyes. She slapped her cheeks, and then the cheeks on her face to make sure she was awake. Someone. Someone had already had the fun. And the joy. Of corrupting Kaji. When she'd put in all this work. To corrupt Kaji.
It was like she'd spent the last hour breaking into a treasure vault, only to find it already empty.
"Push!" Liar said, and all of a sudden a naked Kaji was being pushed right into a pile of waiting horny Reis, but who even gave a fuck anymore the fun and the joy was already taken out of it.
"Look out!" Kaji yelled while falling into the waiting arms of one of the blanks. Not the best name for a Plug, but at this point Beer would take what she could get. Now. She needed to have a chat with this nigh-invisible figure lurking by the doorway, they had a few matters to discuss...
- Beer talks with her new ally while Kaji is mobbed by horny Blanks and Lookout.
- Actually, Lookout's attention is focused more on Beer than Kaji.
- Flashback to what's been happening in the command centre.
- Back with Shinji and Asuka
- Meanwhile, how are things going back in school?
- Something else
The line about Beer's frustration at missing out on corrupting Kaji reads fairly awkwardly. It might read better as a line like 'It was like she'd spent the last hour breaking into a treasure vault, only to find it already empty.' Cause as it stands it doesn't really convey frustration or the feeling of being cheated out of something.
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