It was a little bit strange to be at the centre of attention, but there she was. Strolling down the street with fellow pedestrians unable to keep their eyes off her. Not that she could remotely blame them, of course. Her figure had gone through quite a tremendous transformation, and she'd only been able to cobble together something to wear because of her own skills when it came to sewing.
Still. She didn't come out here to be gawked at. As oddly pleasant as the attention was, Kasumi was looking for someone that she could help. Not expecting a reward. Simply altruism and the satisfaction of knowing she'd done a good deed would be its own reward. That was the kind of woman she was.
Only now she was planning to try and help someone out by using her newfound supernaturally enhanced sex appeal. Which was kind of a different thing altogether, really. Only question was who the lucky guy or girl would -
"Fufufufufu!" cackled a malevolant voice, belonging to a young man standing atop a nearby building. He had a cloak wrapped around himself, and was standing with his back to the street Kasumi was walking down. "This time," he said. "Happosai, this time you will change my name!"
"Oh, hello there, Mister Pantyhose!" Kasumi cheerfully yelled. "Have you come to play with Ranma and Master Happosai again?"
"Don't you dare use that name, you… Beautiful, sexy creature. I mean, h-how dare you insult me by using your melodious voice to - ahem, refer to me by that name?!"
Kasumi giggled a little bit, genuinely amused by his antics. Oh yes, she remembered this man. This was that funny martial artist from China with the peculiar name who desperately wanted Happosai to change it, all because of some village law he felt obliged to entertain.
Pantyhose leaped from the rooftop, landing just in front of her. He stared from within his hood, managing to maintain eye contact the entire time. She had to give him credit for having that much willpower. Kind of made him a little bit attractive, really.
"You have been changed," he finally said. "So, is this the work of... That man? Has he perhaps sent you to tempt me from my quest? Fufufufu, I shall not be so easily swayed. Unlike he, I am no pervert! It will take more to bend my will than a pretty face. So stand aside, or take me to him at once!"
"Alright," Kasumi cheerily said. "I think he was still back at our home. Come with me, please."
"... Is this some sort of ruse to make me lower my guard by making me watch your retreating, swaying, alluring... Damned temptress! You won't beat me like that!"
"Oh, that's alright!" Kasumi sighed. Oh dear. She'd thought Ranma and Akane's remarks about him were their usual hyperbole. They threw it at each other often enough. She didn't think the boy would be nearly as bitter as this. "Did you need help with anything else that I might be able to do something about? You do seem rather tense, and that can't be good for your blood pressure..."
"My blood pressure is just fine," he declared with an arrogant smirk. "Do you know how I know your attempts at flirting aren't real interest? Because you know my name and keep on flirting away!"
She was flirting with him? Oh dear, that was news to her. She'd just been trying to figure out a way she could sexually heal him. Huh. Maybe that was coming across as flirting? Well, he was certainly handsome enough, and maybe he'd be able to land himself a real girlfriend if she helped sort out his attitude problem.
"I'm sorry," she honestly said, catching herself bowing in a way that emphasised her significantly improved bust and forcing herself to correct the stance immediately. "I can't seem to help it. The transformation is making me behave and think in an overtly sexualised manner; I'm barely even aware of doing it."
"Hmph. Definitely the old perv's doing. Another one of his victims. Fine then! It ain't usually my style to offer this kind of thing when I can just take it, but... How 'bout we help each other out a little?"
"Help each other?" Kasumi sweetly asked. "In what way?"
For that, the boy tapped the cask he was holding on his back. "I was gonna distract him with a ton of bras and underwear," he said. "But now I'm thinking you're probably a much more... Suitable distraction. Keep the old perv's attention on you, and he'll be a virtuous man before you know it. Then he'll sort out both of our problems!"
Well, she didn't exactly see it as a problem. She was actually growing to enjoy having this kind of body and attitude. However, it would mean she was using her sex appeal to give someone much needed assistance. And, oh my, it would mean he wouldn't need to transform into that dreadful monster form and cause any kind of collateral damage with its sheer bulk and size. It would also mean Ranma wouldn't have any more nasty bruises from another hard fight. He might not complain, but why not save him the trouble?
"Alright," she said. "I'll help you out. But I do see one small problem with your plan."
"Tsk. You don't know what you're talking about! My plan's foolprooooo..."
"You see, this is exactly what I mean," Kasumi said, shifting quickly from one seductive pose to another. "If I'm going to be distracting Happosai from your attack, I'll need to unleash the full brunt of my invigorated sex appeal."
"Boobs," Pantyhose said in a voice devoid of intelligence, but also arrogance. So it was a small improvement, but there was still some work to do.
"If you're going to use that - Jusenkyo water? - on him, then you'll need to be able to keep yourself from being distracted as well by my delicious body. You can't blindfold yourself, because then there's a chance you might miss and I can't do it because I'll be too busy posing."
"For that reason," she concluded, licking her lips and beckoning for him to come closer. Which he did. "I'm going to have to insist on a specific prescription. Nurse Kasumi prescribes several hours of rigorous sex to acclimate you to my hot, sexy body. Only then will this trap stand a chance of working. If you'll just follow me?"
As she guided the stupefied man back to her home, hand in hand, Kasumi felt quite cheered all of a sudden that she was going to make the world a better place by helping out an angry young man in getting what he rightfully deserved. And she wasn't even thinking about his name change.
- Back with "Ranko" and Ryoga.
- Akane tries to recruit help in finding Ranma.
- Ukyo sets a "Ranma trap" using her specialist knowledge of him.
- Shampoo adopts a tracking mentality.
- Meanwhile, Nabiki is up to mischief.
- Something else
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