Within the many-worlds theory, it is postulated that each possible outcome of a decision is played out in another world. Well, not quite, but that’s close enough for our understanding of it. The idea does raise some questions, though. Do the consequences really matter if today you decided to have toast for breakfast instead of cereal? Well, of course they do. It’s just very difficult to see how cause and effect are connected in such an instance. There are certain other limitations to the idea as well, but right about now there was a rather large decision hanging on the wind, dependent upon an ancient pervert. The consequences would be catastrophic either way, but to what degree and in what manner… Well, even he couldn’t speculate how it might go. That was part of the importance of the decision, you see.
Should he lead them west, or should they go east? Or perhaps to the north or south? Staying here wasn’t the answer, he knew that much. If he started experimenting with this spell too close to home, it would only draw out certain unwanted attention and would inevitably result in it all going pear shaped. Rather than hourglass shaped, which was much to his preference.
“What’s he doing, Tendo?”
“I’m not sure, Saotome. He appears to be in deep thought.”
Both of them swallowed quite nervously at the realisation of the implications of this particular elderly figure being lost in deep thought. It didn’t bear thinking of, yet they did anyway. Couldn’t be helped, you see.
“Perhaps it might be better if we weren’t involved in this?”
“Or perhaps we could take the opportunity to stop him while he’s distra-”
“I’m not that distracted,” Happosai said, staring out over the rooftops, still undecided where they should go. Juuban? No, that seemed somehow cliche. Tomobiki? No, just about the same, really, even if not quite so bad. Such an agonising choice! Such a precious gift to give to wherever he decided to go! It would be a cruelty to deliver it to one area and not to any other!
The diminutive martial arts master peered back at the two idiots, cowering in terror in complete unawareness of the glorious purpose in which they were to take part. Ha, this was no mere panty raid! Together, the three of them would spread around his little gift of a spell to a few select - let’s see, he had enough ingredients scraped together for about four or five - lovely girls that would no doubt thank him for granting them such a precious, priceless gift. And how would they thank him? Ho ho! So much fun!
After another moment of enjoying that particular musing, Happosai bounced back onto his feet and turned towards the pair still cowering behind him. Weak-willed cowards that they were! If only they applied themselves, they could both surpass him in another five years or so! But no, if they kept this behaviour up they never would.
“Buck up, the pair of you,” he yelled. “I have made my very important decision.” An elderly, tiny, yet immensely powerful finger pointed in a particular direction. “We go thataway!” he declared, resolving to procure more ingredients and visit more lucky, lucky girls on subsequent nights. But within the direction he was pointing, some very lucky girls would get a very special gift. In exchange for their underwear. Naturally.
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Ranma sat up very quickly, very suddenly and gasped for air. What a strange dream that had been! Why, it was almost real! But honestly, the very idea of Akane and Ukyo sucking off Konatsu and Tsubasa while those two in turn greedily drank milk from her oversized breasts went beyond the realm of possibility and into -
“What do you think?” Akane asked, a little behind where Ranma was sitting up. “I think they’ve grown a little.”
“Hmm, same here,” Ukyo said from the same general area. “They’re certainly a lot more sensitive than they were this morning. I don’t think I’d be able to bear binding them anymore.”
Which was around about the same point Ranma realised that her chest felt a lot heavier than it usually did, which caused her to whimper a little bit. She then very slowly turned around and boggled at the sight in front of her. Her best friend that she used to think was a boy, naked as - well, everyone else in the room, to be perfectly honest - sitting right in front of the sexless, uncute tomboy. Apparently comparing breast sizes. Well, in that contest Ranma had them beat. Which she felt proud of for only a moment before gender identity kicked in. All of a sudden hot water seemed like a very, very good idea.
As did removing the weight from her legs, which turned out to be the combined amount of a crossdressing stalker and a crossdressing ninja. Both barely conscious, both just as naked as everyone else, both breathing rather sharply and staring at the ceiling with big empty smiles.
“Awake, are we?” whispered a sultry voice in Ranma’s right ear. “You poor, poor thing. You must be exhausted. Wouldn’t you agree, Ukyo?”
“Oh, but of course,” said another sultry voice in Ranma’s left ear. A pair of hands gently stroked the side of her face and trailed down towards her chest. The strange sensation caused Ranma to shudder involuntarily. It did feel pretty good. “I think you need… A shower. Yes, a warm shower is just the thing to wake you up.”
“What time is it now?” Ranma asked. How long had she been out?
“Lunchtime,” Ukyo cheerily said. “Akane and I have been talking a bit about our situation, and, well, we’ve come to a kind of agreement. Isn’t that right, hun?”
“Sure is!” Akane said with a great deal of mirth in her voice. “Isn’t that wonderful, Ranma? No more fighting over you. No more pulling you into conflicts, no more misunderstandings… Your life is about to get so. Much. Easier.”
“And sexier,” Ukyo interrupted. “Can’t forget that!”
Ranma’s first reaction was confusion. What the hell were they talking about? Her second reaction was to gasp as the two of them shared a laugh while pinching Ranma’s nipples and making her forget all about the questions forming in her mind.
“Shower’s down there, sweetie,” Ukyo said. “Off you go. Wake yourself up a bit, and then we’ll all sit down and have some lunch.”
With a baffled nod and an unintelligable grunt, Ranma pulled herself to her feet and first crawled then walked towards the bathroom. Maybe things would make more sense if she turned back into a guy again? Yeah. That’d be the ticket. She closed the bathroom door with a final look back at the two utterly naked girls, innocently waving and pretending not to be checking out her rear as she’d gone. Alright then.
But what Ranma didn’t hear or see once the door was closed was the two girls turning towards one another with a gleam in their eyes. “Say, Ukyo!” Akane said. “Five will get you ten that our beloved forgot to lock the door.”
“Mmm, no bet. But let’s check anyway,” Ukyo said with a lick of her lips. “I mean, sometimes a girl just <i>has</i> to know.”
- Happosai has made his choice of where to visit! Who gets hit by his mysterious spell next?
- Shampoo continues her search for Ranma.
- Nabiki and Kuno find their thoughts taken over completely by what they’ve seen in the picture.
- While everyone is in the shower room, the two crossdressers wake up and talk a little about what just happened.
- Shower room lemon scene commencing in five… Four…
- Something else
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