Whether a bimbo or not, some skills are so ingrained that you can simply do them. While bimbo Satsuki was making snacks in the next room, bimbo Chisame cracked her knuckles while sitting in front of her laptop, and might I just say that she's rocking the bimbo-geek chick look right now? Yes, I know that seems contradictory, but roll with me on this. Snug shorts, a t-shirt that was hanging off her shoulders, the bottom of the same shirt tied into a knot right underneath her heaving breasts, glasses perched right at the end of her nose, and thigh high pink kneesocks.
Combine that with the body language and body of a bimbo, plus the fact that the top is more elastic than normal so the nipples are poking out, and you've got two fetishes running right into each other like peanut butter and chocolate. Two great tastes that taste great together.
"Tum te dum!" bimbo Chisame sang, in a manner that would make the real Chisame's skin crawl from how overtly, unironically cutesy it was. Especially without an audience. "Now then, good thing the other me remembered this pactio thingy," the bimbo tittered. "Now I can, like, make computers do whatever I want!"
Worth noting that Kincha, Hanpse, Konnya, Chikuwafu, Negi, Daiko and Shirataki were all skipping and giggling around the laptop without a care, each one having transformed into a kemono-mimi girl and wearing various forms of extremely slutty bikinis. But since that's all they were doing for now, let's not focus on them too much and get down to bimbo Chisame's cunning... I guess it was cunning? Plan.
First, she had her pactio locate the stream she wanted to hijack. Yue and Nodoka's stream of them wandering the library! Then, she'd totally have it ready to take over at a moment's notice. It wasn't like they were doing anything super interesting anyway. Wandering around a library? Looking at books? Yuck! They should be, like, making out and fucking and shit, not doing something boring like that!
Anyway, before she flipped that switch she was going to do one simple magical thing that would absolutely put things into her control. Namely! This!
She would write the word 'bimbo' on a piece of paper, slap some tape on it, and hang it over the camera.
Genius, thy name is bimbo Chisame. Why, she even felt an otome laugh coming on. In fact, why not indulge?
"Like, hohohohohoho!" bimbo Chisame cackled, and tapped the return key on her keyboard, more for effect than anything else because her pactio basically let her will it to happen... and the paper fell off landing 'bimbo' down on top of the keyboard, leaving regular old Chisame sitting there at the laptop looking like she'd just had a bucket of ice poured down her back.
... Which she really needed to banish from her brain before the bimbo decided to try that out.
"Hi everyone!" Chisame said, thinking quickly and saluting. "We'll be right back to the -" she looked at the stream name. "Library tour in a moment." Library tour? Really? Oh, the things that some people would watch.
Anyway. She took a deep breath and tried to think of another plan. Her stream was cancelled due to explicit sexual content. That was panic inducing on its own, but one problem at a time! She noticed the paper and slipped it up, holding it up behind the camera on the laptop so it wouldn't be seen. As she thought. An attempt by her bimbo half to bimbofy anyone watching this stream!
She cutely winked at the camera, with the practised ease of a true net idol. So the audience were the sort that would watch girls explore a library? In which case - she brought up the window and minimised her own on the feed as a matter of course. That should be enough.
"As you can plainly see, our intrepid explorers seem to have found something that has caught their interest." Was that Evangeline? Oh! Now she understood. How clever of them. Though naturally she'd had the same general idea as well. Except for the part where she made herself look like a mature woman instead of - never mind. Continue along that line of thought and she might start to give her bimbo self ideas. "Ah, my mistake. They seem to be angrywith the camera for some reason. I wonder -"
Chisame's mouth snapped shut. She knew exactly why they were angry. Sorry Evangeline! For the first and probably only time, she would think that without the barest hint of sarcasm for the vampiric bitch.
She started to chatter away on automatic, commentating on the tour. At first the chat seemed annoyed by her presence -but she turned them around in no time at all! A true net idol can appeal to any audience. It all comes from reading the room and adjusting your approach, let your charisma flow freely and it'll come as naturally as breathing.
Her actual attention was in using her pactio. This was fairly complicated, a bit more involved than some of the things she normally did. To explain why... Well. Let's take a look at a thought put forward by a guy called Moravec.
You see, in the early days of AI research the idea was put forward that playing chess well was a sign of intelligence. So, if they could teach a computer to play chess well, they were probably on the right track. It took until the late 1980s before they realised their mistake - that due to the nature of computers they were going to have a fairly easy time of learning how to play a game like chess than a human would.
Conversely, slap a camera and legs on a computer and they'll never learn how to walk across a room. Not without intensely clever programming. Or magic. Magic let you cheat, but there was still some work to it, and trying something like inserting yourself into someone else’s stream like some kind of virtual idol was rather tricky.
Anyway, the point that Moravec made was reasoning requires very little computation, while sensorimotor skills require a hell of a lot. Meaning that computers were ace at the former, awful at the latter - and humans were the opposite. Usually.
Tldr? The easy things are hard to compute, the hard things are easy to compute.
Take, for example, programming this laptop to auto-filter the printed and spoken word 'bimbo'. Writing a program to do that would take your average tech lab years to manage, due to all the myriad ways that it could hypothetically be written or spoken. It would be a monstrous task, an unclimbable mountain.
Good thing for her that she was a genius with magic that let her make computers her bitch. Thanks to this the easy things remained easy to compute as well.
Alas, alack, it would not actually be that easy. Because all of a sudden a girl rushed out carrying boob shaped pudding with the word 'bimbo' carved into them. Before Chisame could do anything, she was body checked off camera, became a bimbo again and, like, boggled at Satsuki's hot bod standing there holding a really awesome themed dessert while looking totally confused!
"Eeeh!" Satsuki gasped, very nearly dropping the plate - but not actually doing so because dropping food like that was not in her nature. Especially now that she was back to her regular, cutely-chubby body, where she could easily carry a dozen plates without so much as stumbling. Ah! And it even said bimbo! Bimbo Chisame fistpumped the air, aha! Everyone watching the stream would see that and change now! Which would mean that Satsuki should change. Which means that... Why wasn't she changing? "How embarrassing! To make food like this..."
Bimbo Chisame opened her mouth to ask what was going on, but since the microphone was still on all that came out was regular Chisame's voice. "By the way, face and text recognition software has undergone major leaps forward of late." The bimbo shut her mouth and gasped. That bitch! She summoned her pactio and sent it in for a total deep dive - There! Found it in no time at all! Now all she had to do was delete it. Though why was this variable, like, called "A rock that even God couldn't lift''?
Bzt! It wouldn't delete. Bzt! It couldn't be changed. Bzt! It couldn't be written around either! Impossible! No way! That - that sneaky bitch made a program that was totally and completely bimbo proof! Even her pactio couldn't change it! She tried and she tried and she totally tried, but nothing worked!
In which case, the solution was obvious. Steal someone else's PC! Yay! That sounded totally fun, especially since, in the process of doing so, they would almost certainly turn that person into a bimbo too! All the while, Satsuki stood in front of the camera, still holding her pudding, looking horribly unsure of what to do with herself. It almost made it look like she was Chisame's personal 'afk' screensaver, lightly turning back and forth waiting for some instruction.
The problem with Bimbo Chisame's plan should be obvious, but don't tell her. It's so cute when bimbos think they've had a brilliant idea. Let's not ruin the moment for her.
- Back in the library, let's look in on what happened while Chisame hijacked the stream.
- Bimbo Chisame tries to steal someone's PC.
- Asuna continues being Typhoid Mary
- Ayaka knows what's going on. How does she use it?
- Haruna smells a story and wants in on it.
- Something else
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