Story: Drive

 

Fascinating. Truly fascinating. Ritsuko could hardly believe the state of her breasts. They were so... big! How did it work? Why did this strange phenomenon work this way? Why did arousal cause such a dramatic alteration to their bodies?

"So, I guess I'll see you later?" Shinji said.

"Sure thing, bye!" Maya said, slipping away, drawing back her hip and making ready to bump the door closed - But Ritsuko was a little bit faster and used her tits to block it. In retrospect it was a little strange that she did it that way - but her reasoning was anything but strange!

"Maya, a true scientist never turns down the opportunity to acquire more data." Looking over at the two of them, a hungry flicker passed through her eyes ."It is extremely clear that this young man and his... pet Angel have also been drastically transformed by the mysterious phenomenon."

"But -" Maya began to protest, so Ritsuko put her index finger to the pretty young thing's lips. Then tenderly pushed the finger inside, where she suckled on it in something like a seductive manner.

“We must experiment, for Science!”

"Bu-but I mean, I really do have other places to -" Shinji attempted to protest, but his pet humped him right on into the room. Yep, you read that correctly. There was no typo. She humped his leg until he was standing inside the room, and then the door was closed behind him. "I mean, isn't doing pervy stuff kinda giving them what they want?"

"Them who?" Ritsuko asked while unbuttoning Shinji's shirt. Revealing underneath the kind of body some bodybuilders would be envious of. You wouldn't see this many muscles outside of a fisherman's market, or this fine a six pack outside a beer factory.

“I mean, someone must have made this stuff happen, right? It cannot just be a random natural phenomenon! Even the Angels are affected by this... stuff.”

"Careful now, Shinji. That kind of talk is verging on the same sort of arguments that Creationists use," Ritsuko admonished.

"Don't we live in a universe where the Earth was quite literally seeded by ancient space aliens, except they fucked up and accidentally sent two different seeds here, giving rise to a conflict between the progeny of both for domination of the planet?"

Shinji gestured to the Angel, even as the girl was unbuckling his trousers with her teeth. Yeah, it turned out that criticising creationists in this setting... kind of doesn't work because there actually sort of was a creator that seeded the planet with life.

Go ahead and criticise them all you want in the real world though. Evolution happened. Is happening. Deal with it. While we're at it, the world is round, vaccines do not cause autism we're simply better at detecting it than we used to be, chemtrails aren't a thing, and your personal pet conspiracy theory is almost certainly full of bullshit that you are blind to because it doesn't suit your narrative of how the world works.

"See, she gets it!" Shinji said, then a flash of something like realisation crossed his face. "Wait, I didn't know that's where Angels came from! What the hell, aliens?!"

"Never mind that for now! One problem at a time," Ritsuko said. "Darn, the Angel is sucking Shinji's penis. I was going to ask Maya to do that, now she won't be able to."

"Oh no, the horror, the shame," Maya said, in a tone so flat you could use as a table. "I am left unable to suck, taste or relish the feeling of an unusually large penis in my innocent virgin mouth." She looked down and quirked an eyebrow. "Oh wow, senpai, but he is really big. It's amazing he was able to keep that in his trousers."

"Excellent observation, Maya!" Ritsuko patted her on the head, an action that actually got Maya's juices flowing a little more readily than all the other dirty, kinky shit they'd been doing. "Obviously his clothes must be affected as well. This buff body should not have been able to fit inside this regular shirt. He was quite a reed before, but now he's like a bronzed god."

"This is a bad dream," Shinji decided. "Like going to class naked. Or like that one Twilight Zone episode where the guy thinks he's gone to heaven, but it turns out to be hell."

The Angel pulled herself off of Shinji's penis, causing a loud 'plop', then used both hands to jerk him off while saying "So that foursome with Rei, Asuka and me was a nightmare? I guess I'll have to tell them about that later."

"Wait please don't!"

"Oh, okay! Sure thing!" the Angel said, all innocent and... no, innocent was the wrong word... what was the right word? Oh yes. Evil. Extremely obvious evil covered with the thinnest veneer of sweetness. "But only if you rail these two bitches into next week. Master."

"Fascinating!" Ritsuko said, furiously taking notes, while Maya - thoroughly annoyed that she'd been interrupted in the middle of having her wildest dreams fulfilled - stood behind her and began to rapidly finger her in the hopes of getting some attention. "Even though the Angel is apparently subservient, it is obviously still extremely manipulative. I've never seen this blatant use of playing innocent to get your sexual desires fulfilled before."

Maya's eyes were half closed, and she sighed in frustration. "Senpai, shouldn't we continue our own data gathering? It would not be right to leave that unfinished before we look at another source."

The two of them made eye contact. The Angel and Maya. Both of them had plans for Ritsuko's brand new slamming bod, while the scientist herself was totally oblivious.

Shinji, on the other hand, was completely aware of the battle that was about to take place in this office but lacked the courage to remark upon or stop it in any way. It probably didn't help that <i>it was really kinda hot</i>.

"Eh? Really?" the Angel said. "The way the two of you were moaning and writhing, it seemed like you should have enough data already," the Angel said.

"Not at all," Maya sweetly replied. And by sweetly we mean 'brimming with sexual frustration'. "For something like this, we need to be thorough." Her hand looped under Ritsuko's arm, and then grabbed hold of her boobs. "Very, <b>very</b> thorough. Right, senpai?"

"That's right, Maya! A good scientist always double and sometimes triple checks their data to make sure they are not overlooking something obvious."

Maya stuck her tongue out, then licked Ritsuko's neck and then, for good measure, pushed her own enormous horny boobs up against Ritsuko's horny back.

"But did you not also say that you must analyse data from as broad a field as possible?" the Angel countered, then forced Shinji to turn around and - Guh! Shinji grunted, as his penis somehow got even bigger while the Angel was stroking it! Why he was able to stay standing after that, he might never know. The weight alone should have brought him toppling forward. "And when you look at the girth and length of this, you should know it can get you such deep, throbbing data."

"Humph! As if senpai would be enticed by that... that... that..." Maya trailed off, and that wasn't Shinji's imagination was it, but her butt got a bit bigger there didn't it? That's exactly what happened, right? "A... penis would be bad... Definitely don't want that st-stirring up my insides. S-Senpai, I feel strange..."

"Not to worry Maya, that's obviously just the Angel using some twisted technique to make Shinji's penis become much more alluring to the opposite sex," Ritsuko said, somehow still continuing to write notes even when Maya's groping was verging on animalistic, and she was currently making good on an effort to swallow Ritsuko's ear while it was still attached to her head.

"Nnngh! Senpai, help!" Maya moaned. "I - I don't want to succumb to <i>penis, need penis need penis so badly</i>"

"... Isn't this technically the extremely offensive 'cured lesbian' trope?" Shinji asked.

"Eh... Sorta? It's kind of cheating because I'm using a special ability to make her feel really horny when she looks at your junk," the Angel replied. "Under normal circumstances, a lesbian literally can't enjoy sex with a man no matter how big he is or how good in bed he is. No more than a straight man might enjoy the same thing."

"... Throwing a lampshade on it doesn't make it less offensive," Shinji grumbled.

"Well then, think of her as Shinjisequal now! And still lesbian otherwise. Besides! Think about the amount of slash fanfics, everyone does this anyway."

"... everyone doing it doesn't make it better..." Shinji grumbled.

And then Maya jumped him, while Ritsuko sat in the corner taking notes. Needless to say, but this was not the way that Shinji had imagined this would go.