"More tea, Minnie?"
Conjure this picture and put it in your scrapbook. The bedroom of the White Lily, Asuka Saginomiya, prim and proper, with her walls decorated with the most beautiful visage imaginable - Pictures of Asuka herself, posing within a picture frame. The height of dignity, this austere madame puts forth an image of regality, nobility, class, grace and confidence. To gaze upon her features is to gaze upon the modern day Helen of Troy - though mercifully we are in more civilised times, where such a creature of loveliness would not inspire the sending of a thousand ships.
"That is not tea," Asuka said, staring down at the cup sitting in front of her. "It is tap water. Tepid tap water at that."
"No, no, no Minnie!" giggled Azusa Shiratori, the less sane of these two girls, which is a thought that should scare you as much as the idea of finding Cthulhu chilling in your closet. "That is tea. We have to be nice, yes?"
And then Azusa 'accidentally' spilled the contents of the kettle over her dress. "Oh no, look at what I've done! Such a clumsy Azusa!"
Despite herself Asuka licked her lips and stared. While Azusa was a figure skater, her breasts were nothing to sneeze at. Sure enough, figure skaters tend to prefer a slimmer body type. No fat on their chest, make it easier for them to move in a more dextruous way. Especially with a partner involved - it would get in the way of movement.
But the way Azusa carried herself made it clear that this would not be an issue. Consider - her partner in figure skating was the most kiss happy pervert in Furinkan, and he dared not attempt even a blown kiss for her. You'd have to be a real pervert to lust after her, once you'd known her for longer than a minute even in spite of what was, purely in and of itself, an extremely attractive body.
Asuka's mouth was dry. Her eyes didn't leave that chest for a moment as Azusa pranced around the room, feeding 'tea' to various pictures that she'd taken down off the wall to serve as their fellow party members. It was quite infuriating to see her images being used in this way - but to oppose Azusa was as to oppose a hurricane. The only chance you had was to get out of the way, and pray you were fast enough.
How strange. How peculiar. Until recently what she wanted was a nice, hot boy... But now she was all but drooling over a completely ditzy buffoon. Asuka was baffled. Asuka was intrigued. Asuka was in denial. It couldn't be lust. No, no, no. The White Lily's name has nothing to do with relationships between girls!
Which meant that this feeling was something else entirely. Yes. yes! Of course! Asuka understood it now! Ohohohoho! It was perfect, it was every bit as sublime as -
"Oopsie doopsie, Miss Charlene, you fell over!"
Azusa bent over to pick up a fallen picture frame. As sublime as that posterior, finely toned from years of practise in her preferred sport. Yes, yes! Use this girl as a means to enact vengeance upon Kodachi Kuno! It was the perfect revenge! She'd never see it coming!
"Ohohohohohoho!" Asuka laughed. Which somehow prompted Azusa to sit in her lap and laugh as well.
"Hahahahahaha!" Azusa laughed innocently, playing with Asuka's hair. "Miss Minnie, I'm so glad you're happy! Now maybe I can even untie you, and you won't run away!"
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Here's something else scary to think about. Kodachi Kuno in her kitchen, baking a batch of cookies shaped like Ranma's head. Pigtails and all. She was singing as well, and - you know how in those old Disney movies the Princess would start to sing and all the woodland critters would come out to follow them? That old trope? In this case all the woodland critters were running in abject terror. A learned response, to be sure, but how they learned it is best left up to your imaginations.
God damn our imaginations.
In any event, to those that don't know her Kodachi would indeed look like the perfect image of a housewife. A pretty slender figure, in a nice fitting dress. A flowery apron - though I'll grant that the flowers are black roses - an almost featherlight stride around the room, precise and nimble with each movement quite deliberate.
"Ohohoho, my darling Ranma will surely love the taste -"
Her danger sense flared up, finely honed from her recent encounters with the other floozies pursuing Ranma. She leaped into the air just as a voice cried out :
"Angele!"
Slide, skid, and crash. Kodachi landed on the ground, tossed off her apron and dress revealing the leotard she was wearing underneath in anticipation of a fight. Which was fair enough, either she was going to pick one or someone would pick it for her. She was that kind of person.
"And who might you be, young miss?" Kodachi asked, placing the back of her hand against her mouth, and looking down at the girl climbing up to her feet with great disdain. "To intrude upon our noble home -"
"Angele!"
The girl moved forward quickly, this time managing to tackle Kodachi's legs. Honestly, her best overall feature. They were finely toned and long, so long that it almost felt like they went on longer than Kodachi's full height. In any event the two girls rolled around on the floor, helped along by the roller skates the intruder was wearing, while Kodachi was shocked to feel this perverted intruder rubbing her cheek up against her thigh.
"Oh, Angele! I could snuggle your legs alllll day!" the intruder, who of course is Azusa, but if you needed to be told that you've not been paying attention.
"Unhand me, you louse!" Kodachi yelled, pulling out her favoured weapon. Her long pink ribbon, which she lashed out expertly to the point it felt like it had a life of its own. It twirled around Azusa's body and with a hard yank she was pulled away. "Ohohoho! Now I will teach you a lesson!"
Except it was Kodachi being taught the lesson instead. Azusa started to twirl around quite quickly, in no small part due to the roller blades she was wearing. A perfect pirouette in place, that sent the ribbon untwirling around her body, and sent it back around Kodachi instead, giving Azusa all the chance she needed to yell "Angele!" yet again and resume her snuggling into Kodachi's legs.
"Ohohohohoho! Having trouble, Kodachi?" asked a certain white dress clad rival, standing there cockily with a hand on her hip and a picture frame hanging from her shoulders. "I came for a visit, but you do seem quite tied up right now."
"Asuka!" Kodachi spat, saying the name with the same venom she would the very worst of curses. "I should have known you were behind this!"
"Oh?" Asuka asked. "Since when did I ever employ a stratagem like this?"
Koachi's eyes narrowed. Never. But that was rather beside the point, she'd been distracting her enemies with her banter, making it look like she was struggling when actually, she was pulling out a bag full of paralysis powder, which she would take care to first dose this hyperactive pest, and then -
"Oh, Angele!" Azusa gasped, snatching the bag out of her hand, and in the process spilling some of it right into Kodachi's face. "Hrm...? Oh! It's so cute!"
"Ohohohohohoho!" Asuka laughed, unable to keep her dignity. It was simply too funny for her, seeing Kodachi lying there, twitching helplessly from her own paralysis powder. "Oh! How rich! How divine! How thoroughly worth it! Ohohohohoho!"
"Now, now, Minnie!" Azusa said, suddenly right in from of Asuka before she could even blink. A face full of paralysis powder later, and Asuka was also lying on the ground twitching. "It's not nice to laugh at your fellow future slut slave."
... Huh? What was that now? What had she said just then? That sounded quite lewd. Then again, now Azusa was shimmying out of her dress, revealing that she was also a leotard underneath. And it was a bit more... understated than Kodachi's to say the least.
"Tee hee! When Minne said she knew a cute girl that Azusa could play with, Azusa could tell right away that Minnie was manipulating her," Azusa tittedred. Then, with surprising strength, she hoisted both paralysed girls over her shoulders and sat them at a table. "Now you are both my toys! And Azusa will have lots and lots of... fun playing with you both." At those words she followed the other two girls lead and tossed off her outer outfit. However, it was adamantly not a leotard she was wearing. But a very frilly pink set of negligee and stockings. “Ah… so much fun…”
"Kodachi, by any chance have you seen my...?" a certain kendoist asked, leaning into the kitchen out of sheer desperation. He then looked upon the scene in front of him. Nodded his head once, twice, thrice... "never mind, I see that you are preoccupied."
This, incidentally, marked the occasion of the single most intelligent thing that Tatewaki Kuno had ever done in his entire life.
- Kodachi and Asuka are at Azusa's whims, and you just know that Azusa is super kinky.
- Back with Ranma, making another attempt to seduce Akane.
- Shampoo and Ukyo are fucking like rabbits.
- Something else
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