It's astonishing really, how much these two didn't like each other. A pair of perverts of the opposite sex should surely get on well, right? Well, no. it's a hallmark of humanity that people don't like traits in others which they hold in themselves. Not least because it challenges their self image.
That might explain it. Neither Issei or Aika especially liked each other, because they saw things in each other that they didn't much care for. Though Issei at least saw Aika had a sweet rack. It just wasn't quite enough to overcome the flaws. What flaws might those be?
"Aika, hold on a moment and listen!"
"Shut it, man-meat! I'm doing you a favour, in a few minutes time you'll be using your disgusting yet wonderful weapon on Asia's cute body!"
... Not usually those kinds of flaws, but you get the idea. He had real problems dealing with this girl. She was basically him if he became a girl! She knew all the perverted tricks. It was like shadow boxing, or fighting against your own reflection. Unlike the real Devils, she'd taunt him with her boobs and then do nothing to follow through on it!
Which made it all the worse that she was promising to get him laid! Was that serious? Was she under the influence of whatever was going on? Or was she messing with his head?!
Before he could puzzle any of that out she'd managed to haul him all the way back to the Occult Research Club room. Except, hold on, on the way hadn't they passed by a few things that seemed a little strange even by the standards of his recent Devil adventures? Like the Kendo club having a makeout contest?! And was that a perverted tea party in the cafeteria? He almost wanted to check that out more than -
"Oh, hello Issei. Hello Aika."
Ack! Light! Blinding radiant light! His instincts as a Devil compelled him to hiss and try to hide - until he remembered that Asia was a Devil as well, in spite of her purity.
"Asia, run! Aika's -" Alas, his warning was cut short by Aika's hand covering his mouth. Damn her!
"Asia! You and Issei must make love, right here, right now!"
Well that was more forward than he was expecting. He also wasn't entirely swayed one way or the other on the matter of her being serious about this. He was helpless to watch as Asia blushed furiously, then solemnly stood up and walked across to them. Wait, hold on. Why was he letting Aika hold onto him like this, surely he should be a lot stronger than her? One of them has supernatural powers and the other doesn't, so -
"Alright. I suppose it has been a long time coming."
You could hear a pin drop. Those words were the last thing he had expected to hear. If he was reading Aika right, the pest was every bit as shocked as he was. She didn't resist as Asia extracted him from her grip, led him forward and then, standing in front of him... Then she pulled down the collar to expose her neck. This was it. This was happening. Was it because of the pervertification? Was he somehow subconsciously compelling her to play along with this? Should he stop her? Should he -
Then Asia grabbed her rosary and kissed him on the end of his nose.
"Ohh! To think that we would reach this stage already!" Asia said. There was a hissing sound, like steam after a cold drop of water hit piping-hot metal, and Aika screamed out in pain.
"Agggh! Too pure!"
Um. That seemed a little backwards. Wasn't it supposed to be him that was recoiling from the purity of it all? The adorable innocence should be anathema to a Devil, right?
"Um, are you alright?" Issei asked. He put his hands on her shoulder, and almost immediately Aika stopped hissing and writhing in pain. Which was good. But then she slapped the taste out of his mouth. Which was bad. "What was that for?!"
"Hands off, pervert! After I caught you peeping on the... Kendo... club... When did I get here? Did you knock me out and drag me to your club of inequity to have your wicked way with me? Did you drag Asia into this against her will?!"
Somehow this was a relief. Almost.
"I didn't do anything! You dragged me here!"
"Yeah, right. Pull the other one. I think I'd remember dragging a pervert like you off somewhere private. Not that it would be too hard, one flip of my skirt or a flash of boob and you'd be after me like a lost little puppy."
The correctness of that statement notwithstanding, Issei could feel yet another heated discussion with Aika ramping up - only for Asia to step in.
"Please don't fight, not after Issei and I just made love."
Ah, had he said she'd slap the taste out of his mouth before? No, no. This time he was pretty sure he wouldn't taste anything for a week straight.
"I don't know what pisses me off more. That you took my friend's virginity, that you lost yours when you should be destined to be one forever, or that I wasn't able to record it!"
"I didn't take her virginity!" Issei moaned, rubbing his jaw.
"Issei, do you want my virginity? You can have it if you want," Asia asked. Nooo, don't offer it, not when you're so pure!
Wait. Wait a moment! That purity! Could that be it? Could that be what snapped her back to her usual self? Ugh. He almost preferred her the other way, now that he thought about it. That one had a slightly-small chance of being able to cop a feel without maybe losing a tooth.
"What the hell is going on out there? Is this your doing, too?" Aika asked. Ah, now she was looking out a window.
"No, that's not me. That's -" Actually, he wasn't sure what the cause was. "Something weird is causing everyone to act all pervy. In your case, pervier."
"Hmph, a likely story. You probably just drugged the water supply or something."
"Aika! If Issei says he didn't do it, then he didn't do it," Asia said. There we go then. That was the last word on the matter. "Issei, is there some way we can prove it to her?"
"Well, maybe if she groped you while complimenting your growth, the way she usually does...?" Ah, maybe he shouldn't have sounded so hopeful there.
"It feels weird doing it because you want me to," Aika said. "Ugh, forget it. I'll take your word for it since Asia's asking. But only until I can prove otherwise! Got it!"
"Fair by me! Now, my theory is, you snapped out of this influence because of Asia's purity."
"...Starting to think I'll need some evidence to support this..." Aika said, scowling at him over her glasses.
"Well, if you won't grope Asia, how about groping me instead?"
That was meant as sarcasm. Really. It was meant as sarcasm. He didn't expect Aika to actually do it. Honestly. That was his intention. So imagine his horror when Aika's hand reached out, while she said "Ugh, you'd love that wouldn't you? Asia, I don't get why you trust this guy so much. He's clearly up to something."
But the thing that was really annoying him? It was the simple and straightforward fact that, even though she wasn't looking, even though she'd never done this with him before, even though his trousers were in the way, it felt as though he was getting a handjob from a goddess. It defies reason. It was better than Oil, Bikinis and Twins Volume #10, the legendary issue among magazine fanatics.
"Um, why did you grope there instead of his chest?" Asia innocently asked.
"Guh... I haven't been this stupidly horny since I found that issue #10 of OBT..." Aika grunted, removing her hand with a great deal of reluctance.
"Can I borrow that?!" Issei asked. He'd been looking for a copy for years! "I mean... Let's try to find Rias. As President of the Occult Research Club, she's bound to know something we can use."
Actually, finding Rias in the middle of this was priority number one. If it was truly the case that perverts could affect what people did or thought, then... Even a Devil as mighty as her might succumb before long! Which presented another dilemma for him to consider. Did he want to see it happen, or stop it?
- Back to Rias, who is succumbing to the perversion.
- Back to Rias, who is... being a badass.
- Back to Eve, trying to figure out a way to deal with Rias and Sona.
- The effects of the invasion are starting to be felt further afield.
- Something else
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