You know, it was weird to admit but irate Lum kinda worked for him. Not when she was so angry she was baring her fangs and spitting out lightning everywhere, just angry enough that she was smouldering a little. If Ataru were a more reflective sort he might consider that a reason he flirted with cute girls right in front of her. Get her a little mad, then get to see a cute side of her that he was kinda into - right before she put a hundred volts into him, which was considerably less cute.
"Don't even think about flirting with them today, Darling. I'm not in the mood." Lum warned. Ah, she'd seen them before he had. A cute trio of girls right up ahead. Ataru rubbed his hands with relish - and got about three feet before finding himself in Lum's spaceship, with her straddling his hips.
“Not. In. The. Fucking. Mood.” Lum said, her expression one that was a perfect blend of “murderous” and “horny.”
"But I didn't think about it," Ataru protested. A little spark of electricity shot between her eyes. Ataru gulped, but finished what he was saying anyway. "I never think about it before hitting on a girl."
"Darling!" Lum yelled in a familiar way. Okay, there were the fangs, there was the electricity, and there was the long since passed electric smooch. Gosh, this was nostalgic, she hadn't gone for one of these in a long time now. After a pretty tense minute there of being stimulated in more than one way, Lum pulled back seeming a lot more calm. "Alright buster. Here's the deal. If you can go through the day without hitting on any girl - except me - I will take you back to my spaceship and fuck you until we pass out."
Ataru opened his mouth.
"I'll use protection to make sure I don't get pregnant."
He opened his mouth again.
"And I won't hold it over you to make sure we get married. This is a one night deal to blow off some steam."
Well now. He looked Lum up and down. Replaced her uniform with her bikini and gogo boot combo. Then discarded his weird emotional hangups about her. Objectively speaking that was the single best deal a guy like him could ever ask for. What kind of hot blooded pervert would he be if he denied a request like that from a perfect ten like Lum?
Still... those emotional hangups were still lingering about.
"I dunno, how can I be sure you'll keep up your end of the... What are you doing with my trousers?"
The literal answer was 'removing them with her teeth, taking his shaft out and giving him a thorough blowjob'. Not that Ataru was especially in any kind of mind to process that right about now, because a really cute girl was currently in the process of sexually servicing him and this was really not how he expected this morning to progress. Amazingly she was actually really careful with her teeth as well, in spite of the electric gleam in her eyes as she maintained steady eye contact with him throughout. It took him no time at all to fill Lum's mouth with his white creamy goodness, and to his amazement she swallowed every single drop.
"Got a deal?" Lum tersely asked while wiping at her mouth. Ataru had never in his life nodded his head so quickly. "Good. If you behave yourself I might give you another special treat at lunchtime, Darling."
He gulped. Okay. Sure. One day. He could behave himself for one day, right? They were teleported back to the street where they'd been a moment ago - luckily with his trousers back up - and his eyes fell upon Lum's figure as she stalked ahead of him.
"There is no power on heaven or earth that can stop me from tapping that tonight," Ataru promised himself. "Heh. One day. All I need is one day. Hah! I can last just one day. How hard can it be?"
There was a crack of thunder, which spooked him a little as he thought it was the universe taking him up on that challenge. Turned out Lum bumped into a vending machine and caused some discharge.
And so begins the trial of Ataru Moroboshi, on the day of his ultimate suffering. On the day that he would recall as The Day Every Girl Suddenly Got Super Thirsty For Me But I Couldn't Make A Pass On Any Of Them Because I Was In The Mood For Some Hot Oni Ass. Not exactly the most memorable name, but there you go.
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Ever since she woke up this morning Ryuunosuke had been feeling kinda weird.All flushed and sticky feeling. It was really nice, but she'd never felt like it before. Really weird thing was, when Moroboshi walked in the room that feeling got more intense. For some reason it made her think of some kinda stage, maybe?
A stage. Yeah, a stage with an audience. Made her legs feel kinda twitchy. Her chest and her tummy, too. That morning she was pretty damn useless in class. Couple of the girls that liked to chat with her noticed too.
"Are you alright, Ryuunosuke?" one of them asked when they were getting dressed for gym. "You seemed distracted today."
"Huh? Yeah, I guess," she replied. "Just had a really nice dream last night."
"Was it about me?"
That voice sounded way too hopeful. Ryuunosuke simply shrugged. "Can't remember. Maybe," though she somehow doubted it. Ataru Moroboshi. For some reason she felt pretty sure he was there. So was Shinobu. And Miss Sakura. And Lum, too.
Well, whatever. They went out and they were playing volleyball today. Teams were split up at random between boys and girls - the teacher noted that a bunch of the girls were way tougher than the boys. Also, Lum was forbidden from flying and using electricity.
"Then Shinobu should have one wrist tied behind her back!" Lum said.
"Hey! Why should I have a handicap? I'm just a perfectly ordinary girl!"
She said that while carrying a box full of sporting equipment out of the shed. One crate in each hand, when each crate was as big as she was. You know, Lum might have a point there.
Anyhow, the teams were drawn: She was paired up with - of all people - Ataru and Mendo. Which got a lot of envy/pity from the rest of the girls. Ryuunosuke rolled her eyes. Whatever! It was a pretty hot day out, so she used the bottom of her shirt to wipe her forehead, and for some reason half the class had nosebleeds right after.
"No funny ideas Darling! I'm watching!" Lum called across the court. She'd been drawn into a team alongside Shinobu and some chick Ryuunosuke had never seen before -
"Let's get this game going! Yeah!" That was this new chick. Natsuko, was it?
"... You're not even in our class," Mendo said.
"So what? You guys are playing volleyball! So I'm in!" Natsuko yelled, her beautiful face twisted into a visage of ugliness that left even Ryuunosuke a little scared. "Let's do this! Alien chick! Super strong but otherwise kind of vanilla chick! We're winning this game! We're gonna stomp those three boys into mulch!"
"Who is a boy?!" Ryuunosuke yelled, and tossed the ball into the air, spiking it as hard as she could.
"Wait, Ryu!" Ataru said, reaching a hand out towards her. "Don't provoke her! That's the worst thing you can -"
She made the mistake of looking across at him, reaching across with a face full of concern. In this lighting the perverted boy almost seemed handsome... And as soon as she thought <i>that</i> there was something funny going on in her shorts. A feeling she'd never had before. It had been building up all day long, but now it was spiking -
"Yahooo! Take this!" Natsuko yelled, and for some reason everyone else was running for cover - Holy shit that ball was coming in fast! It bounced off Ryuunosuke's face and then hit Ataru, making him topple over like he was trying to learn how to do a backwards somersault while drunk. Their two bodies landed in a heap, and for a moment there was silence right up until - "Gotcha! That's our point! Yes!"
"Darling! Get your head off of Ryuunosuke's - Wait... he's out cold. I guess... that doesn't really count. I shouldn't count that. It's not like it was his fault that time..."
Oof... Well, at the very least Ryuunosuke herself was still conscious. Then again, for some reason having Ataru's head lying on her chest like this felt kinda nice. Maybe if she closed her eyes for a little bit, she could pretend she was out cold as well?
Oh wait, there we go, she was falling unconscious now for real. Never mind, maybe she could have that really nice dream from last night again. Whatever it was.
- Ataru finds himself in Ryuunosuke's dream from last night, and decides to enjoy the show.
- The pair wake up in the nurse's office, and Ataru has to actually fend off a horny Sakura and Ryuunosuke!
- Ran is coming up with a plan to get laid.
- Lum is too suspicious of Ataru to leave him alone.
- Something else
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