There are several important points that one must note before proceeding further. The first point is fairly simple. Ranma didn't especially care for either Shampoo or Kodachi. To say the very least. Now, he knew full well that they were into him. Which showed at least some level of sanity. But still, neither of them especially made a great first impression on him. One of them chased Ranma across the largest country on Earth while desperately trying to kill him (or more precisely, his girl form) after Ranma beat her in a fair fight. The other, he first met because she was picking off her rivals in the Furinkan gymnastics team before they faced off.
Needless to say but these two were psychotically competitive.
"Mine!"
"Hands off!"
Including over his junk. Which leads us nicely into points two and three. Point two was simple: He hated Nabiki way more than he hated either of these two. Point three is, he'd banged Nabiki not all that long ago. In case you were curious, point four was "these two were <b>at least</b> as hot as Nabiki."
"Um, girls. I know I'm a walking modern day Adonis, but could you please keep your hands off?"
The two of them stopped and looked at him for a moment.
"Airen make reference to Greek mythology?" Shampoo asked.
"Oh, well, I was trying really hard to focus on schoolwork to keep from getting hard." This strategy was not working, by the way. In fact, focusing on schoolwork was just bringing to mind sex ed, only instead of the Principal delivering it in the most horrifying way imaginable his <s>dick</s> mind replaced him with a skimpily dressed hula girl. To which his traitorous imagination then made into Shampoo in a grass skirt and coconut bra.
Stupid sexy Shampoo. The violent foreign pest got this annoying smirk on her mud caked face, the sort that warned she'd just had a really clever idea. It turned out that she had. That idea? Use her boobs to make him even harder.
"Shampoo, don't -" he began, but then the rest of his body interjected to shut him up.
"Airen so big," Shampoo said, making sure to squeeze those muddy puppies nice and tight around his shaft. "Airen so hard, is happy to see Shampoo yes?"
"Harlot!" Kodachi yelled, and then promptly wrapped her legs around his face. "If I keep him from seeing you, then he'll associate this pleasure only with me!
“Airen never mistake Kodachi’s tiny chest with Shampoos.” Shampoo said smugly.
<i>”It’s not about the size it’s about how you use them you slut!”</i> Kodachi shrieked, burying Ranma’s head deeper into her thighs. Worth noting that Kodachi is a gymnast, so her thighs were <i>very nice</i>. Second only to a girl whose thighs Ranma refused to acknowledge like all her other attractive points.
Shampoo made a disgruntled sound, and then started to thoroughly clean his muddy dick using a method he couldn't see but really wished he did because <i>hot damn</i> it would teach him a whole lot more about pressure points than he already knew.
"Then Shampoo show you how she use it," and then she was pushing down on Kodachi's shoulders and straddling Ranma's dick. "Ahhh, at last, Airen get to feel depth of Shampoo's - Holy shit, Shampoo cumming already!"
Yes, already was pretty much the right way to express it becaues Ranma's brain hadn't caught up to the idea that he was having sex with Shampoo quite yet. Oh hell, he was having sex with Shampoo. Now she really wouldn't leave him alone! On the other hand her pussy felt pretty great. Different from Nabiki's, more power in the muscles yet also more control.
His hips thrust up hard, but this was still a bad thing. Yep. Definitely a bad thing. Shampoo was a pain in the ass, and if his dick had been normal there’s no way he would have gone along with this. Hell, this wasn’t the first time she had jumped him naked.
"Hrmph! How base," Kodachi scoffed while riding Ranma's face. "You achieve climax too easily, foreign girl. It only goes to show how hard up for it you are! Ohohoho!"
There was a sound that reminded Ranma of someone being slapped pretty hard. In time with that, Kodachi reeled. Luckily he had his hands on her hips - though he didn't remember when he'd grabbed them - or she'd have toppled over on the spot. A moment later there was another slap, this time Shampoo very nearly falling off his dick. Luckily it was big enough and deep enough inside of her that she merley wobbled a little. Yes, it was <b>that big</b> that it kept her from toppling over from the slap.
"Crazy rose lady not know what she talk about, Shampoo show her who is hard up - Nnngh! Kyaaa!"
This time Shampoo really did fall over. This was likely because Ranma, against his better judgement, came inside her hard enough to push her most of the way off his dick.
"Aha! That harlot has collapsed!" Kodachi triumphantly croaked. She grabbed hold of Ranma's shaft, then practically pounced on it. "Ranma, darling. Let me show you how a real woman lasts! I'll endure far longer than that foreign girl, my stamina is far superior."
Side note, Kodachi was wrong about this. But we get ahead of ourselves. Once Kodachi was off his face, Ranma took a big gulp of air and, at last, he could actually speak!
"Listen Kodachi, I'm just not into you," he said as his penis very much got into her. “I don’t think we’re compatible” He continued while his dick filled her up perfectly.
And then Ranma learned a vital lesson. Crazy girls are <i>awesome</i> lays. Especially when they're gymnasts. He actually went cross eyed there when Kodachi began to fuck him.
"Ohohoho! Ranma darling, hold me close!" Kodachi said. He did so on reflex, pulling her body closer automatically. Over her shoulder he could see Shampoo lying in the mud, breathing heavily and staring daggers of death at Kodachi. She reached out an arm, but couldn't quite muster the strength. "Now, Ranma darling! Observe my flexibility!"
Cue Kodachi putting her leg behind her head. That wasn't all that impressive to him by itself, until you remember that she was currently full to the brim with his stupidly big hunk of man meat.
"Crazy gymnast get away from airen," Shampoo warned, suddenly standing on wobbly legs next to them. Ah! It looked like she'd recovered somewhat. Though not to full strength, as she'd never normally allow Kodachi to lean back and tuck her head in between her legs. "Aiyah!"
"Hrm, the taste is spoiled by your foreigner fluids," Kodachi said in between licking away at Shampoo's pussy. "However, that merely keeps the taste from being perfect." She grinned triumphantly and set about eating Shampoo out - For about two seconds before suddenly fainting into the mud as her entire body shook in a thunderous orgasm. So described because it was violent, loud and struck without warning.
"Phew..." Ranma sighed, extracting his dick from the crazy and wobbling back a touch. As for Shampoo and Kodachi, the two of them toppled into the mud, fighting in a much less violent way than he was expecting. "Uh, listen. Girls, that was a one off deal and... Uh, I'm getting out of here before the sight of you two mud wrestling gets me hard again."
Stupid magical enchanted penis. Making him bang the three girls he hated the most! Worse yet... Making him kind of like it! By which he meant liking it a lot! Well, no more of that. He was going to exhert a lot more self control from now on. No matter how much his balls hurt, no matter how much temptation he felt, he was absolutely not going to give in to his lust and risk hurting someone with this ridiculous weapon!
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Meanwhile, elsewhere, Akane and Ukyo burst out laughing.
"What the hell is so funny?" Akane asked, wiping a tear from her eye.
"I dunno," Ukyo sniffed, having to lean on Akane for support. "it felt like someone somewhere said something so obviously untrue that I couldn't help it."
"Right. So, wanna talk some more about how we're getting Ranma to fuck one of us raw?"
“I think we should focus on winning the race.” Ukyo said, “We can use the prize as a bribe to get Ranma to fuck us raw.”
“That’s a good idea.” Akane said, “Ranma doesn’t even like Shampoo or Kodachi, no way he’d have sex with them!” Both girls laughed again.
- The race is coming to its thrilling conclusion, who will win the prize?!
- It turns out the Racing Committee has seen all the fucking that’s going on. To their shock, this is not a disqualification according to their rules.
- Nabiki discovers Shampoo and Kodachi. How does this conversation go?
- Ranma finds himself stuck with Ukyo and/or Akane. How long can he resist? I give him about five seconds.
- Something else
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