Okay then. Excitement over. It was a new day. It was a new week. Shinobu Miyake was standing in front of a mirror in her room, staring at her school uniform. It was your typical sailor fuku, except with a skirt much shorter than the national average. It barely passed Shinobu’s thighs and the slightest breeze would risk exposing underwear.
"I still don't know how Ataru convinced everyone to accept this as the new uniform," Shinobu grumbled."I mean, everyone just rolls with it. The teachers, the parents, the girls at school. That must've been a hell of a speech he'd given at that PTA meeting..."
Shinobu skipped off downstairs without a care. Compared to what had been happening recently this was positively mundane. Honestly now, an alien invasion spearheaded by a cute alien girl in an equally cute tiger print bikini! A girl who Shinobu had learned tasted like yummy hot curry because they'd been making out while that alien had been getting a good hard dicking from Ataru's manslut of a penis.
Shinobu was mentally and physically prepared for school again. She knew what she had to do. She had to stop Ataru from hitting on and seducing any of the other girls! A constant trial, made a bit easier since their previous homeroom teacher was caught being railed by Ataru and she transferred to another school, leaving the much less sexy Onsen Mark. But that was only making things slightly easier. All things were relative, and there were times when it felt like the entire planet Earth revolved around Ataru's hard manwhore of a dick.
Shinobu stopped walking, realising that thinking about that amazing penis that she loved so much was making her start to get wet. It was also making her start to unconsciously use her 'fuck me' walk. Well, that's what she called it. Usually she used it while approaching Ataru for makeup sex after breaking up with him and realising that she couldn't live without that hot hard ramrod filling her up and -
"Good morning Shinobu!" her mother said, skipping and frolicking around the kitchen. "Ah, my dear. The next time you see that Moroboshi boy, could you please thank him for me? That advice he gave me was extremely helpful. My goodness, more helpful than I could have dreamed!"
Advice from Ataru...? Shinobu looked across at her father. Who was smiling and sighing a contented smile while his eyes were fixated on a very particular... Ew, ew, ew! Repressing this memory!
Thank god Shinobu hadn’t mentioned her marriage proposal to her parents, otherwise she was pretty sure they’d be setting up the wedding right now. Thinking back, it was kind of weird how much they liked Ataru.
Well, not much else for it but to sit down and have breakfast. It honestly felt quite good for things to return to normal. Sure, she'd probably have to deal with Lum and her alien friends but this was fine. This was okay. She could settle into a new routine around that, but nothing else was going to -
<i>Breaking news. Tomobiki High School is being swarmed!</i>
And then Shinobu performed such a perfect spit take that the window to the kitchen suddenly showed the Principal, Cherry and Kotatsu-cat holding up signs that each read "10".
It was true though. The school was being completely swarmed by a huge mass of people. Some of them wearing tiger print clothes, either full body suits or bikinis. Others were holding up signs showing Ataru's smiling face.
<i>Based on what we can see here, these people are either clamouring to see the beautiful alien princess or the handsome and brave hero who stopped her from taking over the world.</i>
"Oh, look dear. Your boyfriend has a fan club," her mother said. "Isn't that nice?"
Shinobu gurgled. Her fingers twitched, as did her eyes. No... No... No... No...
<i>"We love you Ataru!"</i> some cute girls on screen yelled, blowing kisses into the camera.
Urge... to throttle... rising... Gah! This whole thing was going to make it easier for him to be a playboy! Right now Ataru Moroboshi must be the most beloved person on planet Earth! The boy that saved the human race from alien enslavement! Oh if only he had done something to screw it up immediately afterwards like say catch the blame from aliens stealing all the oil on Earth or something like that! But no, he was going to ride this wave of celebrity to more pussy than even he could handle!
"Gosh Shinobu, don't those girls look like cute playmates for you and Ataru?" her mother said.
"Mother!" she gasped. "Ataru doesn't need more playmates!"
"Well, why not? Honestly now dear. You act like he's going to do something completely scandalous with them. Like hold their hands or steal kisses in the girl's locker room."
So, long story short Shinobu spent the rest of her time before heading off to school beating her head against the (extremely sturdy) breakfast table. Ugh! No way about it. First chance that she got she was getting on that dick again!
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Ah, what a beautiful morning it was. The sun was shining. The flowers were in bloom. There was even a gentle breeze in the air so that you couldn't get too hot. Hehehe! Ah, how peaceful. Ah, how serene! Ah, he'd nutted inside not one but two alien beauties within the last hour.
Kukuku! He could get used to this. He could very much get used to this. Being woken up by Oyuki crawling out of his closet in a space time corridor so she could have another taste of what he had to offer, that was one thing. Lum waking up right as he was finished and wanting a ride of her own - that was quite another. Oof, those babes! For now let them sleep it off.
For today... He really ought to put together a plan for this harem he was forming. At last, a harem! At last he'd found some booty that matched up with Shinobu's tight, amazing pussy. Hohoho! Things were really turning his way. That alien tag race might well be the best thing to happen to -
"There he is!"
"Yay!"
... Goodness but that was an awful lot of people heading in his direction all of a sudden. Were those girls wearing bikinis? In fact, were some of those boys also wearing bikinis? Tiger print, at that? And... were those signs showing his handsome smiling face?
"Ataru! Ataru!"
"Yipe! Time to be elsewhere!"
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Would you believe that Shinobu actually managed to get three steps inside the school grounds before being hit on. "Hey babe, now that Moroboshi's shacked up with an alien how about you and I -"
Cue a one handed judo throw. Ugh! They always got like this whenever there was a rumour that she and Ataru had broken up. So, it happened pretty much every single day basically. Partly because their relationship broke more often than a kit-kat bar.
"Miyake, you're only just in the nick of time," Onsen Mark warned as she walked into class. Shinobu looked at the clock on the wall. She had a good five minutes before the bell rings. "Hmph! That boyfriend of yours causing another ruckus with his antics. I'll nail his ass to the wall this time!"
A girl in the front row squirmed and mouthed 'me first'. Then looked around nervously to see if anyone else had noticed her. Shinobu rolled her eyes and took her seat. All the girls were like that. You see...
"I don't know how you can put up with his antics," a girl whispered to her.
"Yeah, yeah! You really should break up with him. Immediately," another whispered.
"You're way above his league."
These whispers of advice would be a lot more convincing if Shinobu didn't know that each and every girl whispering hadn't dumped their previous boyfriends over not paying attention to their needs. That was the way they were, you see. They were all basically super tsundere for Ataru. Something about him just made you hate him before realizing you actually needed him so badly you couldn’t think without night with him.
"The way he hits on us all the time is super gross." Fidget, fidget.
"I'm pretty sure he peeks into the girl's locker room." Adjusting the hem of her skirt...
"By the way, where is he today?" Fiddling with her collar. "He's a pretty lousy student, but he normally beats you here."
"Wouldn't mind beating him off... I mean, the rumours are probably true. He's such a perv, he's bound to have shacked up with that alien oni babe."
“It’s not fair! She’d have been a way better, and hotter, ruler than we got!” One of the boys complained.
"That Moroboshi jerk! Always getting all the tail!"
That earned the boy a glare from every girl in class, Shinobu included. As popular as Ataru might be among the girls, among the boys he had no friends to speak of. They were all jealous, you see. They didn’t know how he kept keeping the attention of girls. Somehow girls saying “you never let me cum” when breaking up with them wasn’t a hint they caught.
"Ah, the next time I see that smug face of his I feel like I'll try to cave it in," another boy grumbled.
"Quit talking about Moroboshi!" Onsen-Mark yelled. "Bah! That boy is the king of bad influence! I swear that your grades would all be higher if he wasn't in this classroom! Well... He has about thirty seconds to get here, and then it's detention for being tardy!"
"If he gets detention, then he can't spend time with Lum..." a boy mumbled.
"It would serve him right... Yeah, maybe that kind of punishment would sort him out!"
"... If... If I got detention too then I could spend some time alone with him..." the smartest girl whispered, clenching her thighs together. "No, no, no! That wouldn't be worth the hit to my academic career! I think..."
"Three..." Onsen mark cackled, looking at the clock. The boys, as one, immediately jumped to their feet and moved to hold the doors to the room closed. "Two... One..."
The window came open and in flies a certain alien girl. Carrying a barely conscious Ataru on her back. "There you go Darling," she said as the bell rang. The oni girl dropped him off in his seat, patted him on the head, and then flew off to a giant flying saucer hovering over the school. "Next time, ask your friends to play more gently."
Shinobu buried her face in her hands. This was her life now. She had spent all this time and energy trying to reign in Ataru’s manwhore ways, but was being thwarted at every corner. How else could things go -
And that's when the fanboys and fangirls swarmed the classroom without a hint of warning.
- Come lunch time Shinobu has to drag Ataru from more girls than usual.
- Onsen Mark does manage to get Ataru into detention, how do they interact?
- Meanwhile, Lum’s learning a lot more about Earth
- There’s a new transfer student! Who is this mysterious rich asshole?
- Something Else
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