They made quite the trio. Shinobu, the ordinary girl. Flanked by two girls that looked like boys. And reflections of each other. Because that's what they <i>were</i>. Anyway! The point was that they were a bit of an odd group, and no less the case because Shinobu was stomping on into that club like a woman possessed.
"Hold on young lady, I sense a demonic aura - " Cherry began and then was batted away without a second thought. Shinobu was in no mood for any wacky bullshit right now. Her reputation was on the line. Never mind that she was walking into a club known for being a place where guys picked up girls while she was wearing booty shorts and flanked by two identical 'pretty boys'...
On her next footstep she caused every drink within ten feet to tip over without meaning to. Girl was pissed off. More pissed off than she'd been even when dating Ataru and he'd rush off to hit on some other girl!
Her next five footsteps caused tables to flip as she walked past.
"Hey," the Mirror Ryuunosuke whispered to the other. "Doesn't she seem kind of cuter when she's furious?"
Cue the original burying her elbow in the copy's guts and grinding it in there. Yeah, having a perverted copy of yourself around was not a healthy thing for any young girl.
"Hey, Shinobu! Calm down a bit," Ryuunosuke said through grit teeth, exerting even more pressure through her elbow when her reflection took the time to openly leer at a woman in a cute red dress who happened to be walking by. “You’re as bad as Moroboshi!” She hissed.
“I’m better than Moroboshi, I got farther with Shinobu then he ever did I bet.” Mirror Ryunosuke said, and she was right to tell the truth. She'd get further with most girls than Ataru ever would with half the effort.
"Anyway! My point is, we ain't gonna find the slutty you unless we use our heads," Ryuunosuke said.
And she was right. Okay, Shinobu slowed to a crawl and took several deep breaths. Right. Alright. If she was a total floozy, a man eater extraordinaire who was in absolutely desperate need of a good hard dicking then where would she go?
"Oh hey Shinobu, you here to join us?"
That voice. She recognised that voice. That was Kousuke from class. One of Ataru's buddies. Ugh! The act of opening her eyes felt like pushing against an ancient rusty door that was ten times her size. She didn't want to see it, but she knew that she had to anyway! Eventually she got them open and found to her dismay...
"Hi, hi! Wanna join in?"
The reflection of herself using the laps of four boys like a couch. Wearing the same black micro-skirt and matching strapless top that she had left the house with. The girl was chewing gum and doing that annoying wave people do when they're being playful. Their hand stays still, their fingers waggle about.
"What. Are. You. Doing?" Shinobu hissed while stomping across to her counterpart. "Are you trying to give me a bad reputation?!"
"No, I'm trying to have fun," the reflection giggled. "Are we having fun, boys?"
"Yes Miss Miyake!" the boys answered in unison. Okay. That was kind of creepy.
“What are you doing Kosuke! That’s one of the mirror copies!” Shinobu hissed at her classmate.
“Oh yeah I know that. But she wanted to take us to this mixer and it sounded really fun.” Kosuke answered without pause.
"Tsk, you guys are pathetic!" Ryuunosuke sniffed. "Throwing yourselves at some half dressed chick and treating her like a - Hey! Quite making out with her!"
"You're coming back home with me!" Shinobu yelled, grabbing hold of the reflection's hand with the intention of hauling her off. Now, normally that would work. This girl was like the Incredible Hulk. The angrier she got, the stronger she became. Right now, she ought to be able to bench a car or three. Maybe even a tank. A rich girl named Asuka would still beat her in an arm wrestling contest, but that was about it as far as people her age went.
Not so much this time. Mirror Shinobu gripped the original's hand tightly and then proceeded to not move an inch. Shinobu was hauled off her feet by her own strength.
"Nuh uh! I came here to have fun, and you look like you're dressed the part as well," the reflection said while Shinobu pulled herself to her feet.
"Why you -"
"Come on, what's the harm? You come in, hang out at a mixer, you get to keep an eye on me and keep me out of trouble," the reflection waggled her eyebrows suggestively. Yes, this is entirely possible. It's not easy to do and should only be performed by a professional. "Or else... I go in there alone and who knows what might happen?" “It’ll be fun!” Kosuke said, “I’m sure you’ll have a good time Miyake.” And he was sure he’d have a good time looking at Shinobu’s daisy duke clad butt when some wacky antic inevitably happened. He’d been friends with Ataru for a while now, he knew where this would go.
"Wooo! A mixer!" Mirror Ryuunosuke cheered, pulling party poppers out of nowhere. "Gonna be lotsa cute girls to hang out with! Yay!"
"Where the hell did ya find those two chicks on your arm?!" the original yelled. Sure enough somehow, some way, the mirror Ryuunosuke had managed to acquire a girl on each arm. "I only looked away for ten freaking seconds!"
Some things would remain mysteries. Some things, it was better that way.
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For some reason Ataru was feeling really uncommonly jealous of someone and it was really bothering him. It was as though someone was drowning in ass without putting any effort in, and that... that did not sit right with someone who was as hard a worker as him.
Still, he was not the kind of person to be petty. Unless your name was Shutaro Mendo. He was not the kind of person to get angry. Unless your name was Shutaro Mendo. Nor was he the kind of person to lash out at you by dropping a bell on your big dumb rich head and bask in the terrified screams of a deep rooted phobia. Unless your name was Shutaro Mendo.
But never mind that. He was in a good mood right now! Ohoho! To think that he would encounter a version of Lum that actually understood him! Oh, happy days! He was all for keeping this reflection around. Especially if she could help him convince the original Lum to loosen up a little. Aha, it was the ultimate male fantasy: The twin threesome! He could imagine it now!
<i>”Darling~ We need your dick~” Both Lums, completely naked, cooed in front of him.
“Right away my loves!” Ataru said happily</i>
Would you believe that he actually skipped on having that thought? Ohoho, the smile on his face! , And it showed how far he was in the fantasy that he completely missed calling any version of Lum his “Love.”
Alas it could not last, for fate had other things in mind. It was as though it had suddenly noticed his happiness and wanted to put a stop to it pronto. That was the only possible reason there could be for Cherry suddenly dropping in from the sky to land on his face at high enough velocity to knock him on his ass, send the shopping bag flying up in the air spilling out all of its contents - only for that annoying monk to catch it all.
"You're welcome," Cherry said. "You should be more careful, you almost dropped your mother's shopping."
"I almost dropped them because of you in the first place!" Ataru yelled. He grabbed the bag off of Cherry. Then grabbed the apple he'd been about to take a bite out of and stuck it in the bag as well. "Don't you dare go spoiling my good mood!"
"Ah, I see much misfortune in your features!"
Yeah, no. Ataru stomped off with as quick a pace as he could safely manage. Not that it seemed to matter. Getting rid of Cherry was like getting rid of a really disgusting mental image. The harder you tried the longer it lingered.
"I sense that you are troubled by a wicked doppelganger," Cherry continued. "A spirit, a truly evil spirit full of licentious desires and corruptive impulses!"
"I know, and I'm trying to get back to her already!" Ataru yelled. Ugh, that stupid monk! Always butting in on his business and poking his hideous face right where it didn't belong! His warnings were always pointless anyway. They were just barely vague enough to be no good at all to anyone.
"This threat is even worse than that devil you once summoned, boy! Be careful of your desires!"
The devil he'd summoned? Oh yeah. That had happened in the brief interlude in between the tag race and Lum's return. He'd accidentally got caught between two mirrors at a bad time, which summoned a devil. They then tried to return it by getting it in between two mirrors and then -
Ataru stopped in his tracks. Hold on. Now, hold on a moment. What was stopping him from - say - getting other girls to look in that mirror? Or better yet! Getting Lum to look in the mirror another four or five times?
<i>"Darling! We're all ready for your di~ick!" five naked Lums cooed enticingly.</i>
Steam began to pour out of his ears at that particular thought. Not because he loved Lum, though do note that nobody had brought up that possibility. It was more... the possibility of it. Now, most anyone aware of these thoughts would probably advise Ataru that a bird in the hand was worth two in the bush.
However, such advice would be ignored because - to slip into British slang - he had one bird hanging off him already and was still in search of many other bushes.
- The mixer begins, with the reflections trying to push the originals into cutting loose a bit.
- Operation Threesome begins! How do Benten and Mirror-Lum intend to push this?
- Ataru encounters a girl he thinks he can trick into heading to the mansion.
- Cherry isn’t done trying to ruin everybody’s happiness, though he wouldn’t phrase it like that.
- Something Else
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