Story: Rei Swarm

The last time Kaji felt like this was that one night an old friend of his had said "hey I wonder what would happen if we mixed the rest of the tequila with the rest of this bottle of vodka?" That evening became a bit of a blur after he had said those words and Kaji had woken up with three traffic cones in his bed, himself hanging by his ankles next to his bed, and a baboon in a straightjacket dozing in his bath.

And that had only been his first impression, things hadn’t started truly looking bad until <i>after</i> he had had his morning coffee.

Still, suddenly seeing a gaggle of naked Reis rushing by the room and then one of those Reis popping her head in, that kind of acted a bit like a splash of cold water to the face. Which he needed for more than one reason, it must be noted.

"So?" Rei asked coyishly, twirling her big toe on the floor with her hands behind her back. Rei. Being coy. That didn't fit. That didn't fit at all! "Can I pla~ay too?"

"Rei what happened to your clooooooo..." Kaji began, but rather trailed off when Misato put her finger directly into the back of his head. A blank smile began to creep up his face and the world itself turned white while Misato and and Rei spoke without him being aware of much of anything at all.

“What a shame, I almost had him," Misato tsked. Then her attitude became much less playful, and much more like Misato when she was serious. "So? What exactly are all of you doing out here? Did you forget that we are trying to stay stealthy?”

“It’s not our fault! The second Rei faked getting along with all of us and when someone opened the door she took her chance and escaped. We got locked in for a while and by the time we got out she was long gone.” Misato’s eyebrow had risen up higher and higher as the clone spoke and by the end of her explanation the major was grinding her teeth in frustration.

“Just wonderful, and we were only trying to make everyone have fun pla~aying together.” She grumbled in annoyance. “So I guess you decided that you may as well go all out if our cover is going to be blown anyway?”

At that question the Rei clone nodded, a wide smile on her face that denied the seriousness of the situation.

Because now all of them were on a hard time limit. They had to take control of the base, lock it up and make sure not a single soul gets out without being shown how much fu~un they could have.

"Do you want me to merge with him?" Rei asked. "Can I? Can I please? I'll rock your world six ways from Sunday! Promise!"

"Mmph, you do know how to sell a good bargain," Misato chuckled. "Alas, where is the fun in that? We've got to brea~ak him first. Then we can pla~ay house all we want. So we'd better do this quickly. Any ideas?"

Play... house? Oh, that did give her an idea. A truly wicked idea, actually... "I'll need to take a few bits and pieces from both of you," Rei smirked. "But I do have one idea in mind. Got any spare clothes?"

Misato paused, then turned towards a cabinet in the room to check. “Hmmm.. I got some replacement uniforms in case mine gets damaged. Wait.. I think this one shrunk a few sizes after washing and I wanted to replace it.” She pulled out a slightly smaller version of her own outfit, red jacket and a black top and a short pencil skirt.

“Oh, that looks good, let me try it out in a moment.”

The Dummy Plug walked right up to Kaji and reached down his trousers. "Ooh, nice!" she said. "Mmm... I'll take a little of this genetic code here... Ah! My hair changed colour! Teehee, that tickles..."

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Huh that's weird did he black out for a moment there? Kaji shook his head. What was going on again? Oh yeah, he'd come to see Misato, to ask her view on the weird way that Shinji and Asuka were behaving. Then...

“Daddy!” And then a sudden girl shaped projectile crashed into his chest, hugging him with the sort of enthusiasm normally unique to five year olds. “Finally, I have been looking for you and mum for hours!”

D-Daddy? Kaji blinked slowly to let himself come back to reality. There was a girl with hair that very much seemed like his hugging him quite tightly. Though her mannerisms were a little weird, and quite immature, she struck him as being perhaps... eighteen years old?

"She says that she's from the future," Misato said, sitting at her chair with her legs crossed. She seemed quite amused by the whole thing, if he was reading her body language properly. "I don't buy it for a second. I mean, sure. We have giant robots the size of skyscrapers in the basement that fight eldritch horrors from beyond our understanding, but time travel is a but too much to buy."

It might seem a little strange to readers that Misato was acting more or less ordinarily there. But that was purely for Kaji's benefit. When he turned away from her to look at his 'daughter', Misato immediately began making extremely lewd and perverted gestures behind his back. Including, but not limited to, miming the act of blowing him.

In any event: Looking at this girl, he could definitely see some similarities. There was a resemblance, some features that were his and others like Misato. The hair was his, the nose was Misato's, the eyes were his, the way she was smiling up at him was exactly like Misato...

"I'm here to make sure that the two of you hook up!" the girl said, as if reading his mind and answering his question before she even asked it. "That's right, the only reason I'm born in the first place is because I came back in time to make sure it happened! So get to it, you two! Make me real, or a cute thing like me will cease to exist!"

"Ah, well... That sounds like a pretty good reason for us to get back together," Kaji smiled. Not being entirely serious of course. He patted his 'daughter' on the head. "We could hardly lose this cute little thing, now could we?"

"Kaji..." Misato warned. Incidentally, right up until the millisecond that Kaji had turned around her foot had been reaching out as if to touch his butt. It was actually quite impressive how good she was at faking non-interest.

“Come on mum! Please, I don’t want to go poof because of a paradox."

"I think you'll be a cute mother," Kaji added. "But seriously, is there some way we can tell that you're legitimate? We do have a lot of strange things happen around here, so it would be nice to have some proof that you really are from the -"

There was a knock on the door. Then a moment later Rei poked her head inside. "Hi, can I pla~ay too?"

"Oh... Fine!" his daughter from the future said while opening up his fly, putting her hand in and grabbing hold of his dick and goodness things were going dark all of a sudden.

"Daddy!" a pair of twins suddenly cutely yelled, and all of a sudden Kaji was beset on both sides by identical twin daughters from the future. Who had always been there. Right. That's right. There had always been two of them. "Take this seriously daddy! This is our existence on the line right now!"

"H-Huh? Oh right," Kaji said. He gulped a bit. It was a bit strange having a pair of twins hugging onto him like this, claiming to be his daughters when he could feel every single bit of their curves pressed against his body... "If you really are from the future then how did Misato and I meet?" Wait a moment, did the second one only wear a red jacket? No, he had to be imagining this..

"Oh, that's super easy!" one twin said.

"You met at university," the other added.

"Ritsuko introduced the two of you," the first twin said.

"And then you wound up banging like wild animals," the other continued.

Was it his imagination or were they... hugging him tighter? Yeah, it definitely seemed like they were holding onto him even tighter than before. Rubbing their cheeks against his chest, their hands trailing up along the inside of his thighs.

“That was a fun story, mum always loved telling us how you would forget to eat and drink because you were so distracted from all the screwing.” Both of them said at the same time, something that was just kind of off enough to make Kaji pause from asking <i>why</i> exactly Misato’s future self had mentioned their relationship in such lurid detail.

There was a knock at the door, and Rei poked her head in. She opened her mouth to speak and Misato suddenly threw up her hands to interrupt. "Okay, fine! Ugh! But you're the last one, this is a four player ga~ame, got it?"

“Huh? What do you mea-” Kaji asked, then suddenly everything went dark. Then he he blinked in confusion as his vision returned. Odd, was he blacking out? Probably the stress from his double-spy job. Perhaps he should consider a change of employment.

There were triplets now. There had always been triplets, in point of fact. Two of them hugging onto Kaji. The last of them was sitting in Misato's lap.

"So daddy, does that convince you that we're legit?" the two clinging on to him asked, alternating which of them was speaking every second word. The two of them were each wearing the same uniform as Misato, but only one half of it. One with a jacket and skirt, the other one only with a top and panties. It was extremely disorienting. Though not so much as... wait, where did his shirt go? "We're from the future and you should take this seriously. Bang Misato. Go for it."

"Mama!" the daughter cooed. She unbuttoned MIsato's top and began trying to breastfeed from her. Wait a second. Wait... Was she only wearing Kaji's missing shirt? What the hell? "Food! Yum!"

"... I don't think you have the right idea for how this game is supposed to be played," Misato sighed, rubbing her forehead in frustration. There was a knock at the door just then, and Rei stuck her head in... "Fuck it. Dogpile him."

All of a sudden Kaji was swarmed by a mass of giggling girls. Rei included. They grabbed hold of his arms and his legs and suddenly they just weren't working the way they had been a few seconds ago. Looking at them, he could see to his horror that the four girls had each glommed onto a limb, wrapping their arms and legs around it while also trapping it in between their breasts. And... the part that was making him more than a little bit concerned was the fact that his flesh was apparently melded into theirs now.

It was like something out of a horror movie. Or, looking at the way Misato was stripping down while staring at him with such passion in her eyes that it was kind of making him hard, an erotic horror.

"Don't worry Kaji, this won't take long," Misato said. She stood over him naked and posing as if she was at a photoshoot for a magazine. The kind of magazine you could only buy when you were eighteen or older. "It's going to be so much fu~un breaking you. I do hope you enjoy yourself."

"Hey Misato! How do you wanna break him?" one of the girls asked. Her hair, incidentally, was turning a lot lighter. More bluish than it had been previously. "Maybe sit on his face until his brain melts?"

"Oh, oh! Maybe dance for him until he begs for you to sex him up!"

"Or you could make him watch us fooling around! That's bound to do it!"

“We could suck him off in turns, until he is begging for release!”

"... Well, I can't say that I saw this coming," Kaji said. His eyes scanned the room, desperately searching for a way out. Trouble was that his limbs were pinned down, which was making moving around pretty much impossible. "At least now I have a pretty good idea of what it feels like to be in a pile of pretty ladies. Why, I am sure everyone in the Geofront will be so jealous if they ever hear of this.”

Well, at least he hadn’t lost his snark, that would just make things boring anyway.

1. Misato sits on his face to shut him up.
2. Misato decides to dance for him.
3. Misato holds him down while the Reis have an orgy, while Kaji is forced to watch.
4. The five of them suck him off in turns, always stopping before release - until he begs them for it that is.
5. Something else