Story: Oversynch

A normal threesome is a messy affair. Which makes sense. The beast has two backs, not three. There's always going to be one that winds up in an uncomfortable place because your instincts are going to be quite insistent that you focus on one of your partners at a time, which can easily result in some awkwardness. Not knowing where to put your hands, that kind of thing.

Well that wasn't a problem here. The three of them were fully aware of what each other was feeling, what they were thinking and they damn sure knew what each other liked.

For the time being though, the three of them were simply naked and posing for each other. They weren't in any particular rush right now or anything. Misato and Kaji should be out for a couple of hours. So why not take the time to enjoy themselves? Let Shinji show off his new muscles? Let the girls flaunt their curves?

"Just to confirm?" Asuka suddenly said, then leaned down to lick Shinji's nipples. "I'm only going along with this because the two of you are such massive perverts. You're corrupting me. You dirty perverts."

This would have been more convincing by quite a margin if she hadn't grabbed hold of Shinji's dick and began to stroke it in exactly the way that he liked. Actually it wasn't even that which broke the tsundere illusion. It was the hungry gleam in her eyes and the squirming she was doing while masturbating him.

"You do remember that I can see your thoughts," Asuka said. Not asked. Said. She knew that he knew but heck he could hardly help - "Could hardly help what you're thinking. Well, it's hardly surprising that a pervert thinks a pretty girl like me is into him -"

At that moment Asuka fell completely silent. Her eyes bugged out. Shinji understood why. He understood exactly why. After all, he could feel it every bit as keenly as she did. In fact, not only did he feel what Asuka was feeling but also the same thing that Rei was feeling as well. For you see, Rei had grown a futa dick that put Shinji's enhanced penis to shame. Then used it to penetrate Asuka's pussy, which welcomed it inside like an old friend.

"You say that," Rei said in her usual monotone. Which somehow seemed like an amazing juxtaposition when she was roughly fucking another girl from behind. The flat of her hand fell upon Asuka's cheek, making the redhead yelp. Her first reaction post-silence to the surprise sex. "But I can see plainly in your memories that you have masturbated quite frequently while thinking of Pilot Ikari."

"Th-those are <i>his</i>fantasies!" Asuka protested. "Not mine!"

"Kiss."

That was a command from Rei to the both of them, and she was not taking no for an answer here. Shinji twitched, head moving forward before he was even noticing it. It wasn’t just the way Rei had ordered them, or her suddenly rather forceful demeanor. Rather it was like she were in his head, making it <b>very clear</b> what she expected of him, like an invisible force pushing him towards Asuka’s lips..

Oh actually, that was totally a thing, wasn’t it?

“Indeed, now kiss already.”

"L-like I wanna kiss this -"

She said that but her hands did kind of get thrown around his head to pull him in and, my goodness, was that tongue? Oh yeah, no doubt about it. Shinji could get used to this. Oh sure, Asuka was in his head protesting that he'd better not get used to it but he just so happened to know that if he rubbed her breasts like <i>so</i> she'd stop making those kind of protests.

"Who do you think put that idea in his head?" Rei asked, rolling her hips and drawing out a long moan from Asuka and Shinji as they both felt that wonderful futa cock working its magic on all of Asuka's most sensitive spots. "It was not me that made him aware that your breasts wanted to be touched."

“I-it’s not my fault.. thoughts don’t work that way! It was just a random stray-” was as far as Asuka got before Rei <i>lightly</i> pushed her head forward, once again making her lips meet Shinji’s once again.

Shinji for his part decided that he could live with a Rei that ordered sexy redheads to make out with him while she fucked them from behind.

"Pilot Ikari has a long standing attraction to both of us," Rei continued. "This is obvious from a casual observation. What is most curious is that your behaviour indicates that you have no sexual feelings for either one of us, and yet you lusted after us far worse than he ever did."

"Mmmmph?!" Asuka tried to yell, but Rei's hand was on the back of her head. Well, it wasn’t like any of them actually needed to <i>hear</i> her speak out loud to understand what she meant to say.

<i>”Don’t make up nonsense! I was straight, straight as an arrow and only interested in Kaji until you two turned me into a pervert!”</i> Were her thoughts, though there was an obvious undercurrent of lust to that which neither missed.

"Then explain the dream you had about Misato a couple of nights ago," Rei calmly asked. Which, again, was a total juxtaposition to the way that she was just jackhammering Asuka from behind.

<i>"Come on, it's Misato! You've seen that body! Anyone would have a dream about a sexy harem of Misatos drunkenly serving you hand and foot!"</i>

Actually Shinji hadn't had that dream, but now that he could see it in Asuka's memories... hoo boy, he was gonna be dreaming it tonight even if this gestalt thing got sorted out. Which he was increasingly hoping it wasn't.

“I-I must admit defeat in this case.” Rei said, somewhat hesitant and a distant look to her eyes even as she continued to work Asuka’s pussy like she were a piledriver cracking the ground below, pushing deeper and deeper with every hit. "Even so, the point remains. You are a strange girl. Not because you are attracted to other girls as well as boys. You are strange because you push away those you are most attracted to."

Yeah, that's right Rei. You tell her! This was the only way Asuka would learn to treat people nicer, if she got a little perspective. Heh. She was moaning into his mouth at this point. A little bit more and then she would have learned her -

“Do not think I have forgotten about your problems pilot Ikari. You have pushed away people too, always scared to get hurt or hurt others. Bottling up all your feelings and desires while silently moving on. Such a thing is unhealthy and needs to be corrected, and punished.” At these words, Shinji tried to gulp, a difficult thing if a girl is sticking her tongue down your throat.

Rei suddenly stepped back, pulling her futa dick all the way out of Asuka, dragging the experience out to make them all share in it. Both what it felt like to Rei, and what it felt like to Asuka. It was a miracle none of them had cum yet.

"Have you ever considered that your withdrawal might hurt people more than anything else you might do?" Rei asked while slowly, teasingly stroking her futa dick. Ah... Ah! It was... surreal! The stoic way she was going about it, a complete lack of emotional attachment... It was so strange and yet so impossibly hot! "It seems as though humans have a difficult time processing what they need versus what they are willing to attain. This is the tragedy of mankind."

"Fuck me," Asuka grunted. "Put that thing in my. Finish what she sta-"

"I am not finished," Rei interrupted, smacking Asuka right on the bottom. With her futa dick rather than her hand. The redhead had this really weird look on her face, and if not for the fact that they were all kind of in the same gestalt entity right about then Shinji would've never been able to place that emotional state. Not if he had spent the rest of his life guessing.

It was lust, incidentally. Shameful unbridled lust.

“Both of you try your best to ignore your desires, one by isolating themselves, the other by violently pushing away these they are attracted to.” Rei released her cock, which was throbbing and clearly just a stroke or two from exploding all over the redhead not far from her. Then she raised her hand and started to play with her nipples, just light enough to not start anything.

"W-well, at least we have desires!" Asuka protested, earning herself another dick-spank. This time though, Asuka leaned over and bent into it a bit.

“Do not confuse discipline with shame and fear. I currently have no greater wish than to bend you over and release my seed into your willing womb, over and over until not a single drop is left, before turning and letting Shinji screw me like a bitch in heat.”

You know that was an amazing coincidence because Shinji had no other desire right now than to let that exact scene play out before him.

"Pervert," Rei accused. No, that was not right. It wasn't an accusation the same way that Asuka meant it. This was more like a statement of fact. "Both of you are perverts. Therefore I am now a pervert as well. I believe that I enjoy being a pervert."

Then Rei closed her eyes. Asuka shuddered for a moment. Then a strange thing happened. Er, well... This whole ordeal was a bit weird, and this probably didn't break into the top ten weird things about it. So scratch that. All that happened was that Rei's futa dick shrunk away and vanished, while Asuka grew one of her own.

"Hey!" Rei suddenly yelped. No wait, that was Asuka. In Rei's body. "No shit, dummkopf! But you! G-getting me all worked up in my body and then sw-switching me around with yours, which is even m-more worked up."

Rei-in-Asuka sat on the floor and stared blankly, while Asuka-in-Rei stared at the futa dick gasping like a bitch in heat. Which wasn't far off -

"F-Finish that thought and I'll grow a futa dick and fuck you up the ass."

... Maybe later. For now though? Asuka-in-Rei stumbled forward and practically threw herself right on top of that glorious futa dick. Made sense. If there was any one being on Earth that could seduce Asuka with ease, it would have to have Asuka's face and body.

“Hey! I am not that narciss-ohhhh yes!”

If there was a God up there listening to his thoughts right now Shinji wanted to offer up his most sincere thanks. Watching Rei's body ride Asuka like a cowgirl was the single hottest thing he'd ever seen in his life. And he could feel it. He could fully feel what it was like for both of them. Rei-in-Asuka’s body had abandoned all attempts at self control and was now simply enjoying the sensation of her counterpart bouncing on her giant cock like she wanted to break some record. Asuka-in-Rei’s-body was moaning loudly as her body reached ever greater levels of ecstacy and her oversized tits jiggled in defiance of physics and common sense.

"Wait, why the fuck am I only watching I want in on this action," Shinji said, striding forward rubbing his hands and eager to stick his dick somewhere wet and tight but not quite sure where. The decision was taken out of his hands though as both girls grabbed his bare ass and hauled him in, dick in between the two of them as they licked and kissed and teased it, adding into the experience to make it all the more intense.

Remember earlier when it was stated that threesomes could be a real mess to deal with? Well it turned out that this one wasn’t necessarily an exception. The difference was that instead of having difficulty making everything work, there was a rather good chance that they wouldn’t be able to stop until all three lost consciousness.

1. All three start switching bodies while continuing to have sex.
2. Something else weird starts happening to their bodies.
3. Meanwhile, Misato and Kaji find themselves being affected while unconscious.
4. Just as they get to the best part.. Alarms start blaring. It’s an Angel attack.. now of all times!
5. Suddenly Ritsuko shows up, having made a startling discovery.
6. Something else